[Football] Bad Boy Batty

De Bruyne's concession was beyond many people's expectations, but no matter who asked him what he was thinking, he did not give a precise answer. Neymar was somewhat complacent, openly occupying all of Batistuta's time except for the game, including during and after training.

However, everyone soon discovered that giving in did not cause De Bruyne to lose the title of "Bati's best friend" and his position beside him. On the contrary, the situation began to shift towards Batistuta taking the initiative to find him.

Everyone's eyes narrowed and they made sounds of sudden realization.

profound--
It turns out that they were using a roundabout tactic.

Of course, Neymar is not included in this "crowd".

The Brazilian superstar knew that something was out of his control, but he didn't know what it was, and naturally didn't know how to solve it. So on the training ground, he could only tease Batistuta from time to time, using a very dangerous method that always tested Batistuta's edge to attract his attention.

Guardiola has gone from being a headache at the beginning to being able to watch everything happen with a straight face now. The problem is not serious enough to require him to lose his temper, and - sometimes it is quite interesting to watch Batistuta enjoying it, as if he is the biggest controller behind everything.

"Alas, poor Pep, he has completely hypnotized himself," Aguero said to Messi.

All in all, Manchester City is heading in a good direction.

September is coming soon, the summer transfer window is closed, and major media have begun to count the clubs that can spend the most money this summer. Manchester United ultimately failed to get Griezmann, and the Frenchman said he still needs some time to consider.
However, even so, the Red Devils still led the way in the transfer window, ranking first with a high spending that is two times higher than the second-placed Maguire.

Manchester United fans almost forgot the disgusting incident of Augustus being exposed during the World Cup. They were immersed in the joy that the new owner was willing to rebuild the team and they played well. Because the celebration was too loud, the neighbors, that is, Manchester City fans, started to mock.

[We have Neymar, we have Batistuta, we also have KDB, how can we spend money, look at who we bought]
[Putting too much emphasis on the household registration book is bound to lead to poor grades]
[Mercenaries? Who cares about that? Look at these treasures! (Premier League trophy x 2) (Champions League trophy)]

Manchester United fans are not easy to bully. They hit back at the comments of Manchester City fans. Market research found that a large number of Manchester United fans believe that their new boss will restore the team's past glory. They fully support Mourinho to become the next Sir Alex Ferguson. Even Ferguson himself conveyed a positive attitude to the media.

So September was spent in the quarrel between the two fans.

Facts have proved that Manchester United's ambitions this season are indeed big. They have achieved a good result of 5 consecutive victories, while Manchester City's first draw of the season came much earlier than people expected.
In the fourth round of the league, Manchester City played away against Wolves and encountered strong resistance from the opponent, and finally tied 4-1. In the fifth round, Manchester United played against Wolves at home and almost tied, but in the last few minutes, Theo assisted Sanchez to save 1 points.

The arrogance of Manchester City fans was dampened a little, but Manchester United fans could not be happy for long. In the sixth round of the league, Manchester United lost 6-2 to Brighton away from home. At the same time, Manchester City was in great form away from home, beating Cardiff City 3-7 and overtaking Manchester United in the standings with a 0-point advantage.
It was also in this game that Neymar scored his first Premier League goal and his first Premier League hat trick.

But what’s interesting is that during the confrontation between the old rivals Manchester City and Manchester United, Liverpool quietly won six consecutive games at the start of the season, surpassing Manchester City by 6 points and topping the Premier League table.

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……

At the end of September, people's attention shifted to another event: the 9 FIFA Annual Awards Ceremony will be held in London, England.

The ceremony will select a series of awards including the best team of the year, best goal, Puskas, etc., among which the most eye-catching one is the World Footballer of the Year.

As early as the end of August and the beginning of September, FIFA announced the top three in the World Footballer of the Year voting, namely Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for Juventus, Messi who plays for Barcelona, ​​and Batistuta who plays for Manchester City.

This result shocked the world.

People thought he would achieve extraordinary success, but only two seasons after he landed in Europe, he suddenly ranked in the top three in the FIFA World Footballer of the Year voting. Many people still can't comprehend this, considering that the FIFA World Footballer of the Year award had been monopolized by those two people before 2008.

Now 10 years have passed and new stars are rising. If Batistuta wins the award, he will not only break the monopoly of Messi and Ronaldo, but will also break the record of the youngest World Footballer of the Year held by his predecessor Ronaldo in 1996.

A few days in advance, Batty was dragged by Loach to prepare to attend the award ceremony. Ever since breaking up with his girlfriend, he had no place to vent his energy, and he would torment his boss in various ways from time to time.

"I've already taken care of everything for me, so please stop jumping around," Batty said angrily.

He was curled up on the sofa watching the latest sample film sent to him by his godfather. He had just come out of the gym 10 minutes ago. It was not a good feeling to be pushed off the top of the list by Liverpool. Sweating would make him feel a lot better.

"That's the most grand award ceremony in football. We can't be so unmotivated." Niuchi pretended not to hear his boss's complaints. He held a few suits for Batistuta to choose from. "I think this one is good. It has diamonds on the collar. Wearing it is like wearing the starry sky on your body. What do you think?"

Barty rolled his eyes.

"It doesn't matter if no one goes with me," he said.

Yes, no one wanted to attend the awards ceremony with him.

It's really outrageous that he, Batistuta, the little king of Manchester City, can't even make a date with anyone?

As the most successful club last season, Manchester City had nearly half of its players nominated for various awards, most of whom would bring their wives and girlfriends, such as David Silva. Even worse, like Kyle Walker, who was selected for the best team, he chose to bring his best friend Stones to the scene, while Lucas, who was also selected, brought his brother.

Batistuta later asked Neymar again. The Brazilian superstar, who won nothing (almost) in Paris last season, rejected the invitation in a huff. He said that he was not nominated and would only be laughed at if he went, so he might as well stay at home and play games.

Well, the game, very Neymar style.

So he immediately went to ask De Bruyne. Batistuta thought there should be no problem this time, but he was still rejected unexpectedly.

"I will go to the award ceremony alone. London is not far away and there is no need to borrow your godfather's private plane. See you there, Batistuta." This is what De Bruyne said.

Seat B, who was passing by, pointed at Batty's long face and laughed until his stomach hurt.

"Maybe you can invite Pep, Batistuta." The Portuguese midfielder laughed so hard that he almost couldn't breathe. "Your old father would be happy to go with you, believe me."

Tsk, what a nuisance.

……

At this point, Batty pressed the pause button and kicked the pillow that was in the way to the ground with an annoyed kick. It's not that he really couldn't find a partner, but after being rejected a lot, he has lost interest in this matter.

"Ignore them, their intentions are not pure." Loach encouraged him, "After the ceremony, there will definitely be more fun. Come on, just like before, let's have some fun."

Like before?

Batty savored the words carefully.

"Okay." He said, "Then let's go back to the way it was before, the two of us will go!"

Loach blinked: "I thought I was the driver."

"Not from now on!"

Batty stood up, took all the suits from him and threw them on the sofa, and said in a cheering tone: "I will wear that starry sky, now go and find yourself one, let's go to London and have some fun!"

……

After lunch that day, accompanied by a team of private bodyguards provided by Edmundo, Batty and Loach got on a car bound for London. Lucy also came. Although he claimed that he was here to be Batty's nanny, Batty knew that this guy must have other purposes.

But it doesn't matter. Batty doesn't care about these. He just knows that the man in front of him is from his godfather circle and will not harm him.

"Don't lie there, you're an athlete," the black-haired man criticized reservedly. "I'm not playing football now, you can lie there however you want," Batty retorted, and then he changed to a more unassuming way of lying on the seat, tapping on his phone and chatting with someone. The car was spacious enough for him to cross the entire seat with his legs crossed comfortably.

Loach felt a little uncomfortable. He sat obediently near the door and tried to minimize his presence. He had a natural fear of Lucy.

"You're more annoying than your godfather." Lucy smirked. "What about your acceptance speech? Have you memorized it? Edmundo specifically told me to memorize it, otherwise you can only say 'thank you everyone' dryly when you get on stage."

"Really? I doubt it." Batty answered absentmindedly. He didn't even look up. At this moment, all his attention was drawn to the mobile phone because Qiao Lin on the other side was asking him about his relationship. His keen intuition made him smell gossip.

However, Qiaolin had known him for so long that she did not fall into the trap in the end. Instead, she quietly turned the topic to other topics, such as fan fiction.

Qiaolin: I recently met a very crazy lesbian girl
Qiao Lin: We are all writing for all, but she is writing for the family

Batty: What do you mean?
Qiao Lin: She is all about you, I am all about you
Qiaolin: We argued for a long time.
Qiao Lin: Later, we started to work hard to produce grain.
Qiao Lin: Oh, yes, producing food means writing articles, drawing pictures and editing videos.

Batty: ...
Batty: Sometimes I really worry about the mental state of you lesbians
Batty: (fake smile)
Barty: You've known me for almost 15 years, don't tell me you're no match for her in understanding me
Qiaolin: Of course not.
Qiao Lin: But to defeat the enemy, you must first understand the enemy
Qiaolin: So I secretly went to see the grain she produced.

Batty: And then?
Qiaolin: Emmm——
Qiaolin: Seriously, baby, why did you let Neymar attack you?
Batty: ?
Batty: So you were turned against us
Batty: (sneer)
Batty: You are an unsteady woman
Qiaolin: No, no, no, I didn’t.
Qiaolin: I just have some doubts.
Qiao Lin: Remember when you were in Rio, you didn’t have guys like Neymar around you
Qiaolin: He is lower than you.
Qiaolin: And it looks like I can’t beat you

Batty: ...
Batistuta: According to this standard, few people can beat me

Qiaolin: (smirking panda head.jpg)
Qiao Lin: So he’s good at his job?

Batty: Uh-huh
Batty: We can indeed play a lot of tricks
Batty: But the main thing is that he wants
Batty: I like him, so I don't care

Qiao Lin, who was sitting in front of the phone, let out a short scream.

What is this! Ah!
The fucking stamp is on top!
Who is going to die?

Just let him be on top because he wants?

Is this the highest level of mutual affection?

However, before she could steady her trembling fingers and type out a reply, Batty sent another message.

Batty: And
Batty: You've heard his voice, right?
Batti: With his hoarse voice, how could it sound good when he wakes us up?
Qiaolin: ...
Qiao Lin: (stunned.jpg)
Qiao Lin: It's you, BBB.
Thinking of the cracked expression on his childhood friend's face across the Internet, Batistuta almost couldn't help laughing out loud. Neymar's hoarse voice was certainly not the reason, that was just an excuse he made up. On the contrary, Batistuta thought Neymar was quite sexy when he breathed softly with his hoarse voice.

Brazilians have always been open about sex. Edmundo is a typical example, and Batistuta is even more so.

If his partner wants to try new positions, Barty will not refuse if he has no physical strength problems. Unfortunately, no man he has ever met has ever asked him this.

But Neymar -

Batty imagined the scene between them for a while, but didn't feel anything special. He thought that as long as the other party was still willing to put those beautiful, tattooed hands on him, he could accept anything.

"what!"

As if she could hear his inner voice, Lucy laughed loudly.

"You will be ruined in a man's bed like your godfather sooner or later." The black-haired man sneered elegantly, "Leonardo Dicaprio, Keanu Reeves, Johnny Depp, Edward Furlong, and the worst River Phoenix. Edmundo could have had better-"

Having said that, Lucy suddenly shut up as if she remembered something.

"Better what?" Batty asked curiously.

"That's none of your business, boy." Lucy gave him another fake smile. At this time, the car slowly stopped and they had arrived outside the London Patronus Theater. "Get out of the car, don't run around, wait for the award ceremony to start, you will win an award this year, think carefully about what you should say then."

"How did you know it was me this year? No one told me this in advance." Batty asked before getting off the car.

"I just know it." Lucy said, "I didn't tell you because I wanted to see you make a fool of yourself and compare you with previous years. Someone's PR started at the beginning of the season."

"Oh." Batty didn't understand what he was saying, "Then-"

"Stop talking nonsense, dear. Get out of the car." Lucy opened the car door forcefully and asked Batty and Loach to get out of the car in a gentlemanly manner. "You won't see me for a while during the award ceremony. Don't worry, I will come back to find you after it's over. Remember to take the trophy with you and don't lose it."

……

Batty didn't want to pay much attention to Lucy. He walked onto the red carpet, changed his lazy expression, put on a bright smile, waved to the numerous flashes, and walked towards the entrance.

After the routine photo session, Batistuta saw many familiar faces. In addition to his club teammates and coaches, there were also many celebrities outside the football world. This year, FIFA intends to make the award ceremony very grand, and many well-known Hollywood actors are among the invited guests.

There were still more than ten minutes before the award ceremony began, and many people took advantage of this moment to approach Barty to chat with him. However, each of those guys had his own ulterior motives, and Barty didn't even want to glance at them.

So the poor loach was used as a shield.

After leaving the crowd, Batty planned to find an empty room to be quiet for a while, continue to tease Qiaolin, and ask her how to crack the "playing hard to get" tactic.

As a result, he never expected that the pure land he had chosen with great difficulty had already been used by someone else.

Open the door——

The two people who were talking inside turned their heads towards the door at the same time. They were Cristiano Ronaldo, who was shortlisted for the top three of the FIFA World Footballer of the Year together with Batistuta, and Kaka, who was invited to be the award presenter.

Judging from the situation when the door opened just now, Ronaldo was saying something to Kaka in a hurry. Batistuta rolled his eyes and thought that the fun was about to begin.

"I'm so sorry to interrupt your wonderful time." Batty coughed twice and pretended to retreat. "Please continue, just pretend I was never here."

Kaka didn't understand the deeper meaning of his words. He raised a friendly smile and waved to the rising star of football. Batistuta smiled teasingly and waved back at him.

oh boy
The Portuguese pinched his temple in pain. He was just talking to Kaka about some business and public opinion issues, but based on his understanding of Batistuta, this kid might not misunderstand, but he definitely had no good intentions. He might even deliberately exaggerate what he saw.

"Come back." Ronaldo called out to Batistuta, who had no intention of leaving.

"What's wrong, Chris?" Batty asked deliberately with an innocent face, "I disturbed your sexual desire, so you can't get up?"

Kaka was a little dazed.
Ronaldo calmed himself by taking deep breaths.

"It's not what you think." The Portuguese explained tactfully, "Ricardo and I were just talking about-"

"Come on, dear." Barty had a foxy smile on his face and waved his hand to interrupt, "You've already used your eyes to sleep with him many times."

C Ronaldo: …
C Ronaldo (rolling up his sleeves): You little bastard, just stand there and don’t move!
Kaka:?
Kaka: Hmm?
(End of this chapter)