[Football] Bad Boy Batty

Let's go back 2 minutes.

In the 10th minute and a half, Brazil counterattacked. Casemiro intercepted the ball in the backcourt and passed it to Batistuta on the right. Batistuta dribbled the ball at high speed from the wing. Alves also assisted. The two of them cooperated with each other to pass Hoffman. Hummels came out to defend and kicked the ball out of the baseline.

Brazil gets a corner kick.

Neymar comes to open.

When Batistuta passed the ball to Neymar, the two had a brief eye contact.

Kimmich was in a state of high tension.

"Behind! Go and watch!" He saw Batistuta wandering around the periphery, which was not a good sign, but he had his defensive mission and could not lose his position, so he had to shout to his teammates to pay attention to the protection at the back.

But the German team's defense focused on Firmino, Casemiro, and Thiago Silva at the front point. Neymar took a corner kick, jumped at the front point, and the ball passed over their heads.

By the time Hoffman realized the gap behind him, Batistuta had already headed in from the outside and scored, just like Thomas Muller did back then.

The German team made the same mistake as Brazil did back then!
1-0!

【这是巴蒂本届世界杯打入的第4粒进球！追平了他的前辈罗纳尔多在1998年世界杯上单届进4球的记录！多么恐怖的效率！如果巴西队还能走下去, 他很有可能打破罗纳尔多在2002年单届8球的记录！毫不夸张的说，我们正在见证新王的诞生！】

Batistuta knelt in front of the corner flagpole, looking at the disbelief in the eyes of the German fans, and felt extremely refreshed.

"I know you understand! That position, I know it!" Neymar rushed over, then slid to his knees beside the boy. He hugged Batistuta's neck and kissed his forehead, and he was so excited that he was about to cry.

Batty hugged him back hard.

"Let's go! We have more goals to score!"

……

After conceding the goal, the German team did not get discouraged. They accelerated the pace of the game and tried to create gaps in the Brazilian team so that they could quickly counterattack. However, this German team no longer had the spirit it had in the past. The faster they played, the more loopholes they had.

In the 18th minute, Toni Kroos lost the ball. His club teammate Casemiro predicted his passing route, stretched his foot to intercept the ball in advance, and then quickly passed it to Coutinho to launch an attack.

"Go back! Go back! Over there——"

Hummels stood in front of the goal and directed his teammates. Kimmich failed to intercept Coutinho's ball and passed it smoothly to Neymar.

Damn it! Why is no one watching him! The German defender cursed inwardly and took the initiative to defend, leaving Boateng to accompany Neuer in front of the goal.

However, they could only keep an eye on Neymar but not Firmino, and they could only keep an eye on Batistuta at the back post. The German team's defense was a mess, allowing the Brazilian to easily dance in their penalty area.

Firmino received Neymar's pass and broke into the penalty area. Neuer chose to attack, but Firmino did not shoot. He passed the ball back to Batistuta on the right flank. Batistuta made a direct pass without stopping. Neymar on the left shook off Goretzka who retreated to defend and shot with his left foot!

2-0!

【In the 19th minute of the game, the German team lost the defense again! Their division of labor was not clear when defending, and the Brazilians passed the ball into the goal! Löw couldn't sit still. I wonder if he felt what Scolari (Brazil coach) felt 4 years ago! 19 minutes, you know, the brutal Germans only scored the second goal in the 23rd minute in the last game! 】

After scoring the goal, Neymar's emotions were almost out of control. He rushed to the camera behind the goal, raised his arms and roared at the camera, as if venting all his years of resentment.

This is his fourth goal in this World Cup. His total number of goals in the World Cup has now reached 4, tying Leonidas and Rivaldo, and rising to 8th place in the Brazilian team's World Cup scorer list.

"This is only the second one, save your emotions." Batistuta put his arm around Neymar's shoulder and said with a smile, "You don't think our revenge ends here."

He didn't cover his mouth, allowing the cameras to film and analyze what he said.

Neymar's eyes sparkled. He reached out and rubbed Batistuta's hair. Looking at the light-colored head that was sticking up like a bird's nest, he smiled.

"Yeah! Keep going!"

……

"Come on! Keep your eyes on them! Don't mess around!" Kimmich loudly instructed his teammates. Since Lahm retired, he has gradually begun to show the skills of a captain. "Follow what the coach said, control the ball and don't let them steal the ball and counterattack!"

However, it was less than 20 minutes and the German players had conceded two goals. They were already a little discouraged and their responses to Kimmich were sporadic.

[This is the problem the German team is facing at this stage.] German star Matthäus said solemnly in the studio, [Our players don’t want to win at all, and don’t think they can win.]

I don’t know if it was Ma Dazui’s poisonous milk that worked.

In the 29th minute of the first half, Brazil made a pass error in the backcourt! Marquinhos and Paulinho failed to cooperate, and the ball appeared near the midline at an extremely slow speed.

Toni Kroos seized the opportunity to steal the ball and made a straight pass to launch an attack. Werner dribbled the ball on the wing, and Thomas Muller shook off his two chopstick legs and rushed into the penalty area to score.

[Oops! The Brazilian team's mistake this time was too low-level. Now the defensive players have no time to return to their positions. If they pass the ball, it will be a one-on-one opportunity!]

"Go back! Go back -"

Alisson concentrated his attention on calling on his teammates to return to defense. Marquinhos was very upset about his mistake, and he shook his shoulders and tried his best to chase back.

"We must, we must destroy this ball!" The Paris defender gritted his teeth, "Five-star Brazil must not fall here!"

Thomas Muller is almost 30 years old, so he naturally cannot compete with Marquinhos in terms of speed, but he is experienced. He first predicts the landing point of the ball, then slows down, trying to use his body to hold Marquinhos beside him before shooting.

'Fight! '

Marquinhos, eager to clear the ball, kicked ahead of him!

Something happened that no one expected!
[The ball goes in! Marquinhos made a mistake in clearing the ball and accidentally kicked the ball into the goal guarded by Alisson! Own goal, the second own goal of this World Cup! Brazilian defender Marquinhos helped the German team to get one back, 2-2! ]

It was visibly that the German players breathed a sigh of relief as they celebrated this hard-earned goal given to them by their opponents near the baseline.

"What the hell!" Batistuta rolled his eyes and complained sweetly, "If Maki had given the ball to Muller, maybe Alisson would have saved it, or even better, Muller would have just hit it away!"

Neymar came over and patted him on the back of his head as a consolation, "It's okay, it's just one goal."

"Of course, nothing can stop us from taking revenge!" Batty raised his chin arrogantly, "Not even our own people can do that!"

The two men exchanged fists, but the relaxed atmosphere was not broken.

In the Brazilian team's backcourt, Marquinhos was still crying in front of the goal, but Alisson came over and picked him up like a chicken.

"Look what you've done." The Roma goalkeeper gently slapped him on the shoulder.

“Sorry.” Marquinhos tried not to let the corners of his mouth bend down too much. “I won’t do it again next time!”

"You dare to do it again!" Alisson glared at him, then pushed his back and told him to return to his seat quickly.

The two smiled at each other, as if neither of them took the own goal seriously.

[It seems that the atmosphere in the Brazilian team is pretty good. Neymar and Batistuta played without any pressure, while Marquinhos and Alisson laughed.] The commentator joked in the studio, [I hope this mistake can serve as a wake-up call for them, so that they will not be counterattacked by the German team.]

Fight back?

impossible.

How could the Brazilians, who were so bloodthirsty, give the Germans a chance to fight back?

Let's be clear, we want revenge, just bear with it.

Dare you fight back?

No mercy was shown at all in the end.

……

Just 5 minutes after Brazil scored an own goal, they once again seized the mistake made by the German team in the counterattack and made a beautiful combination. Marcelo made a precise long pass to Batistuta who was unmarked on the right side of the frontcourt. Well, unmarked, Kimmich did not fulfill his promise, Batistuta jumped in front of him, stopped the ball with a flirty kick, and then dribbled forward at high speed.

Damn it! Kimmich got carried away at that moment and tackled Batistuta with a tactical foul. Batistuta rolled twice on the grass to relieve the impact, and then lay there holding his calf.

To be honest, my calves don't hurt that much.

[beep——]
Batistuta counted silently in his mind, and after about 5 seconds, the concerned voices of his teammates and the referee's voice rang out at the same time. Kimmich received the first yellow card of the game for his excessive movement, and the Brazilian team was awarded a free kick in the front court.

"Are you okay?" Neymar asked, patting Batistuta on the head.

Batistuta waved his hand to stop the team doctor from coming on the field, then looked up and gave Neymar a bright smile: "Believe me, it doesn't hurt as much as it looks."

Neymar shrugged his nose, squatted down to clean the grass clippings off Batistuta's neck, and then he reached out to pull him up.

"How do you want to take the penalty?" Neymar asked, covering his mouth. "From this distance, you can just shoot directly."

"No, let's use tactics." Batty stepped on the grass with his head down and replied, "Go to the back post. These Germans like to gather in the front and the middle today. There is no one guarding the back post."

"Okay." Neymar said and started to measure the distance.

Unexpectedly, Batty gave him a subtle push: "I'll drive, you go to the front."

Neymar looked over in disbelief: "I'm bad at heading."

It doesn't necessarily have to be a header.

Batistuta quickly glanced at German goalkeeper Neuer. "That would be fun." He continued to joke, "I'll ask you again, are you going?"

Neymar gave him one last look.

"go."

【Oh? This time it's Batistuta who takes the free kick - it's in front! Hummels gets the first point, Alves gets it from the outside, and then passes it to Firmino in the penalty area! Almost! It hits the post! Wait - there's more! Neymar! The ball goes in!!】【Neymar rushes out from the back post like a ghost and rubs the ball into the goal! 3-1! The first half of the game has just passed the halfway point, and the Brazilian team has scored all 4 goals and is leading 3-1! 】

"What did I say?" Batistuta ran over and hooked Neymar's neck from behind, not caring how dirty he was, and kissed him on the ear, "They never pay attention to the back post!"

Neymar wanted to catch Batistuta, but he lost his balance and fell forward. Batistuta pulled him and they both rolled sideways near the baseline.

This is fucking crazy!

30 minutes, 3-1, all goals were scored by Brazil!

"Is it true?" Neymar rolled over and pressed his forehead against Batistuta's in a plank position. "I really... I can't believe it!"

The boy smiled with his eyes curved, put his hands around Neymar's neck, broke his support and hugged him tightly, then exerted force with his calves.

Now their positions are reversed.

"That's five!" Batistuta pushed his light-colored hair back and smiled at Neymar, spreading his five fingers. "It's your turn to pass the ball to me!"

Neymar smiled.

He also stretched out his hand, spread his five fingers, put them between Batty's fingers, and then held them tightly.

"it is good."

……

1
Brazil is going crazy and killing people!

2
This is revenge, what a pleasure! Come on! Beat him 14-0!

3
Wow, did you guys see that? Those two NB guys are actually Wow!
4
The whole world has seen it. Brazil is going to beat Germany.

5
No! It's——
[gif picture - Neymar and Batistuta rolled on the sidelines to celebrate, with Neymar on top]
[gif picture-Bati flips over]
[gif picture-Neymar stretches out his hands and interlocks his fingers]

6
Grass? (Nick Young emoticon)
7
This is fucking too gay.

8
Manual @Messi Aguero
Look, what is South American love (dog head)
9
The above, by the way, @ C Ronaldo and Kaka (dog head rose)
10
This NB group is really awesome, awesome in every sense of the word (jetpack doge)

11
These two have been gay since the 16 Olympics. South Americans are like this, extremely open-minded. I've been a Brazilian fan for 10 years, I'm used to it (lights a cigarette)

12
BBB is really strong. In 3 games, he scored 4 goals and made 5 assists. He is catching up with Pele.
13
Don't talk nonsense, he's just a kid. Muller was praised to the sky and was shoulder to shoulder with Gerd Muller, but now he can't play well.

14
I thought Brazil would have internal strife because of the arrogant BBB. Neymar has a really good personality and can tolerate BBB riding on his head.

15
Riding on the head? What kind of riding on the head? Physical? (side-eyed smile)
16
Don't say that if BBB really dares to fight, the horse can't beat him
17
You didn't understand what the above person meant. He meant to fight (Dark Tong Dawei)

18
???
The kind where you slap your tongue on each other's lips?

19
WTF BBB, this operation is amazing! It's so fucking cool!
20
Stop talking, Brazil is going to massacre Germany

……

Just when Batistuta and Neymar successfully became another popular couple in the straight male community after Messi and Aguero and Ronaldo and Kaka, Brazil's attack came again.

In the 36th minute, Marcelo launched an attack and Neymar made a cross from the wing. Germany learned from their mistakes and their defensive focus was extremely tilted to the back point. The gap in the middle was big enough to put a trampoline in! Firmino retreated to respond and Coutinho quickly moved forward.

[Single blade! ]

"Ding!"

Coutinho's shot hit the crossbar and bounced back into the field, going straight to the right!

Batistuta, who was struggling with Kimmich at the limit, suddenly had his eyes lit up.

good chance!
He quickly moved towards the middle, tricked Kimmich into retreating, then turned and took a big step to the right, and the ball just flew in front of him.

"Oops!" Kimisi's pupils shrank instantly.

However, it was too late to remedy the situation.

Batty raised his foot and shot!

[The ball goes in! Batistuta! Batistuta made a world-class goal that shocked everyone! Perhaps you still remember the "Peach Blossom Falling Cherry Blossom Flying Sword" shot made by the young player named Pavard in the match where France defeated Argentina 2-4 two days ago. Batistuta made an almost identical shot from a slightly earlier position! ]

[4-1! The Brazilians are more ferocious than Germany back then. There is no suspense in this game! ]

"Come on!" After scoring the goal, Batistuta pulled Neymar and called his teammates to gather near the right baseline. The players on the bench also rushed over, "Do you remember what we said?"

Everyone cheered——

"Remember!"

Batty stretched out his fingers and counted down: "3, 2, 1——"

Facing the broadcast camera, all the Brazilian players on the field covered their eyes with their right arms at the same time, pretending to be hit by a flash bomb in CS:GO. This was the celebration action that Neymar came up with when they were playing games together that day.

"I said I would pass the ball to you." After lowering his arm, Neymar took the opportunity to squeeze Batistuta with his shoulder, "How about it, Batistuta, baby, can you continue?"

Batty's lips curled up in his signature flamboyant smile.

"continue!"

……

As they say, the carnage continues for the Brazilian team.

There are less than 5 minutes left in the first half.

Can they get in again?
This question lingered in the minds of fans around the world who were watching this game, and Batistuta told them with his strength: Yes, we can still go further.

But this time, he shocked everyone with his unique way of thinking.

In the 43rd minute, Neymar used a lob pass to break through the German team's defense, which seemed to have been unable to run. Batistuta just changed position to the middle, and this was another successful connection.

[Another single blade! ]

[The Brazilian team showed no mercy! They vented their feelings of 4 years ago on the field - what!? ]

Just when even the commentator thought Batistuta would seize this opportunity to score Brazil's sixth goal and change the score to 6-5, Batistuta slowed down.

[What is he doing! Pay tribute to Balotelli and think about life? ]

Yes, the commentator guessed it right.

At the moment of receiving the ball, Batistuta did think of his predecessor Balotelli at Manchester City.

Balotelli, who is called "world-class below the head", once had a one-on-one opportunity in the first round of the group match between Italy and Spain in the 2012 European Cup, but just a few seconds later, he suddenly began to slow down. It is not known whether he suddenly fell in love with Ramos who was desperately chasing behind him, and he ruined this rare opportunity with his own hands.

After the game, people jokingly called the few seconds when Balotelli's brain suddenly short-circuited "Balotelli thinking about life."

Of course, Batty didn't think about life.

His slowdown was deliberate.

"What does this kid want to do!" Neuer gritted his teeth and stared at Batistuta. After a split second of thinking, he decided to take the initiative to destroy the ball.

however--

Batistuta suddenly braked and stopped at the edge of the penalty area, while at the same time preparing to shoot.

[Is Batistuta trying to get a perfect hat trick? ] The commentator was shocked and said that he thought Batistuta wanted to lift the ball up and switch to his left foot.

A perfect hat trick is three goals scored with the left foot, right foot, and head respectively.

Obviously Batty doesn't think so.

He kicked!

The ball drew an incredible arc and landed right in Neuer's arms.

Neuer was stunned, the players and fans at the scene were stunned, and even the tens of millions of fans in front of the TV opened their mouths wide.

'Oh my God! Batista, is he crazy?'

I swear to God that I have never heard so many people praying at the same time.

The German goalkeeper held the ball tightly in his hand, and when he stopped, he just stood in front of Batistuta. He lowered his head and looked into those defiant blue eyes.

"What do you want to do?" Neuer asked.

Barty raised his chin slightly towards him arrogantly.

"Here, I'll give you one."

(End of this chapter)