The first to tease is the one who receives

"Old Gu!" Sheng Zifan was the first to notice Gu Zhun's return. He waved at him, then quickly took off his headphones and ran behind the other two to pat them, "Don't look, don't look, Old Gu is back!"

"Old Gu is back?" Cao Mo turned around and looked at Gu Zhun who had walked in. "How was it? Did the meeting go smoothly?"

"Hmm..." Gu Zhun nodded and pulled out his seat, "It went pretty smoothly."

"What do you mean by still count?"

Cao Mo was immediately unhappy when he heard this answer. Was it going smoothly or not? The ambiguous words kept people in suspense. Shaking his head impatiently, Cao Mo stood up, pulled a chair and sat down next to Gu Zhun, then he leaned over his desk and began to "interrogate" him.

"Come on, come on, explain it clearly to me." As he said this, Cao Mo also called on the other two to bring chairs over.

In a short while, Gu Zhun was surrounded by three people in the dormitory.

"It's a long story..." Gu Zhun sighed mysteriously, then leaned back in his chair and glanced at a few people.

"Then just keep your long story short!" Sheng Zifan was not happy with his procrastination, so he leaned back on his chair, patted Gu Zhun's shoulder with his right hand, and then said, "We are all ears."

"Oh. To make a long story short..." Gu Zhun reached out and touched his lips, with a smile on his face growing wider.

"What is it?" Several people were itching to keep him in suspense and were extremely curious about his dating experience. They all stared with wide eyes waiting to hear his wonderful story.

"That's right..." Gu Zhun suddenly put down his hand and gave a few people a disdainful look, "The secret cannot be revealed!"

Cao Mo & Sheng Zifan & Wu Ge: Damn!

Seeing that there was nothing exciting to listen to, the three of them dragged their chairs back to their seats, cursing.

"Tsk!" Sheng Zifan muttered as he walked, "What's so great about it? You're still being mysterious."

However, he didn't expect that Gu Zhun had a very good ear and listened to every word he said.

"I'm sorry..." Gu Zhun suddenly apologized. The three of them were stunned. They turned their heads in astonishment and looked at the usually arrogant Gu Zhun.

Seeing them looking at him, Gu Zhun slowly added the following sentence.

"Having a wife is great." He looked at the few people with a smile, his narrowed eyes full of pride and a hint of "pity" for the "single dogs".

"Damn it!" Sheng Zifan threw down the chair, "I can't live like this anymore!"

"hehe--"

Gu Zhun looked at their sullen expressions and felt very happy, so he decided to make himself happier.

"Friendly reminder." Gu Zhun pointed his finger, "All the classes will be over next week, and that will be the last day of your suffering."

After saying that, he turned around and leisurely started looking for a movie to watch, completely ignoring the three people who were petrified.

"The Fault in Our Stars", "A Little Thing Called First Love", "First Kiss"... There are so many names that fit the occasion. Gu Zhun touched his chin, wondering which one should he watch?

Just as Gu Zhun was about to click to watch the movie with great interest, he heard a terrible roar nearby. He took out his fingers to plug his ears and continued watching the movie with great interest.

At the same time, the same scream was heard in dormitory 0860.

"Oh! Leak!"

Yu Miao and Zhao Kuo hugged each other and cried, looking like two unlucky brothers in distress.

"I didn't attend any of my major classes! I was just playing with my phone!"

"I have escaped so much from the Situation and Policy! I don't even know where I put the books!"

"Dayu!"

"Er Kuo!"

“We are so miserable!”

Luo Huaiyao sat in his seat with his arms crossed while watching the show. Next to him was Zhou Hao, who was shaking his head helplessly.

The two crying people stopped crying when they saw the other two react after wailing for a long time. Then they shamelessly approached Luo Huaiyao, the "light of study" in the dormitory, hugged his thighs and began to beg.

"Yao'er, you have to save us!"

"Yes, Yao'er! Your brother Dayu's success in the exam depends on you!"

Looking at the two heads hanging in front of him, Luo Huaiyao just wanted to roll his eyes. Not studying normally! Cram at the last minute! He held out his palm with a bit of regret: "Tuition fee."

When Zhao Kuo and Yu Miao heard the words "supplementary lessons fee", they immediately knew that Luo Huaiyao had agreed to help them. They stood up from their slippers excitedly, took out the "supplementary lessons fee", bent down respectfully and handed it to Luo Huaiyao.

"Here, here, here, please keep it!"

"Sir! A small token of respect is not enough!"

Zhou Hao looked at the two people's flattering expressions and felt angry and amused. In the end, he could only scold them with a smile: "If you use the time you spend paying for the 'supplementary lessons' to study hard, you won't fail this subject!"

"That won't work!" Yu Miao smiled flatteringly at Luo Huaiyao, "If I study hard, where will our Yaoer go to collect tuition fees!"

"Right? Yao'er?"

"Huh?!" Luo Huaiyao was originally happily collecting the "supplementary tuition fees", but after hearing what Yu Miao said, he quickly stood up and retorted, "Don't put the blame on me!"

"I would rather not have the tuition fee than let you study hard!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Yu Miao and Zhao Kuo only obey Luo Huaiyao now. When they heard what he said, they immediately nodded and said yes, "Our Yao'er is not that kind of person! Yao'er hopes that we will study hard!"

"I say..." Luo Huaiyao stared at the two of them with dead fish eyes, "Are you two listening?"

"You two are just relying on us to help you cram for the final exams, so you are so confident in not attending classes during normal times! Do you think the tuition fee of several thousand yuan per year is worth it?"

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry…” “Are you worthy of your hard-working parents and teachers?”

"But..." Zhao Kuo scratched his head and said what was in his heart, "My parents are retired. Not only are they not working hard, but they also spend their days faster than I do..."

The last word disappeared in Yu Miao's elbow. Yu Miao pulled him to bend down and apologize: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Luo Huaiyao glared at Zhao Kuo angrily, and suddenly he felt like he was having a myocardial infarction. He leaned back in his chair, took out a "supplementary lesson fee" he had received, handed it to the other party, and weakly ordered: "Er Kuo, buy me a bottle of Coke."

"Okay!" Seeing Luo Huaiyao starting to order him around, Zhao Kuo knew that he would not "lecture" him anymore, so he immediately took the "supplementary lessons" and went out happily.

"Uncle Yaoyao~" Yu Miao came to Luo Huaiyao's side, carefully helped him pound his shoulders, and blew "in his ears" by the way, "What do you want me to do?"

"What?" Luo Huaiyao sneered and raised his head, pointing behind him, "I want you to stay away from me!"

"Okay!" Yu Miao returned to his seat the next second.

Luo Huaiyao rolled his eyes as he looked at the "supplementary tuition" on the table. His breath was stuck in his chest and he was almost suffocating.

If I had known these two were like this, I shouldn’t have helped them with their lessons when I first came here!

When they first entered college as freshmen, their true colors had not yet been revealed, and as new college students, they also had the desire to work hard, so the four of them served as "Three Good Students" for five full working days. Not only did they attend classes seriously and complete their homework on time, they also had a relatively regular schedule, going to bed early and getting up early every day. They were so healthy.

However, the good times did not last long. Once Luo Huaiyao saw a way to make money and began to ask everyone for their opinions, this precious appearance was broken.

"You play games too?" When Yu Miao saw Luo Huaiyao asking if they could live broadcast their game in the dormitory, he excitedly moved his computer next to him and wanted to team up with him. Then Zhao Kuo and Zhou Hao also silently turned on their computers and started playing games while cursing in Chinese.

Since then, the true colors of the four people in the dormitory have been revealed. Especially Yu Miao and Zhao Kuo. One is too lazy to attend classes. As long as the teacher is not strict, he will skip classes and sleep most of the time. Even if he attends class, he will stare at his phone. The other one listens but doesn't understand much. He wants to figure it out but doesn't have the perseverance. In the beginning, he was lucky to get into Guanghua. Zhao Kuo thought that the highlight of his life would end here, so he simply gave up.

However, when the end of the semester began, in order not to fail the course, the two of them still went to Luo Huaiyao for help. After all, the other party was a good student who studied hard. Except for the fact that he was unwilling to sit in the front during class, he was impeccable in other aspects.

As time goes by, there will be another one. Last semester, Luo Huaiyao's final review successfully saved the two students who were on the verge of failing the exam. Naturally, they relied on him this semester.

However, they still had to show their respect, and knowing Luo Huaiyao's character, the two of them spontaneously paid the "supplementary tuition". It was called supplementary tuition, but it was actually a stack of cards with instructions such as "buy drinks", "pick up a package", "invite a meal", "bring food", etc. As long as Luo Huaiyao needed them, they would do it.

But Luo Huaiyao, who thought he had taken advantage, didn't think about it carefully. These things were usually done by everyone to help each other, so why should they be considered as "supplementary lessons"? On the contrary, supplementary teaching requires more energy and effort, and if you are not careful, you can easily get angry to death by the two of them.

Therefore, Yu Miao and Zhao Kuo, who really took advantage, were always particularly submissive to Luo Huaiyao during the final period.

"Yao'er, why don't we start from today?" Zhao Kuo, who had just come back from buying Coke, looked at Luo Huaiyao with a smile and swallowed his saliva at the other's puzzled look.

"I lost my Situation and Policy book."

"Can you lend me a copy?"

Luo Huaiyao: "..."

"Where can I borrow it for you? Each person has one book. Don't people need it at the end of the semester?" Luo Huaiyao rolled his eyes at him speechlessly.

“Hehe…” Zhao Kuo had thought about this question a long time ago, so he immediately continued, “People in the same grade need to use books, but other grades don’t.”

"The format and policy book are the same every year." He pointed his finger upwards and said, "You can ask the seniors to borrow money!"

"Senior?" Luo Huai sneered when he heard this. "I stay in the dormitory every day. How many seniors do I know? Why don't you go and borrow it yourself?"

"Then I will bury it in the dormitory too..." Zhao Kuo tilted his head and stared at Luo Huaiyao with a look of "you know what I mean". His expression was just short of engraving the words "Gu Zhun" in his eyes.

Luo Huaiyao understood what he meant in an instant. He shook his head and ruthlessly shattered Zhao Kuo's beautiful dream, "No, no!"

"Yao'er!" Zhao Kuo shouted "heartbreakingly", then threw himself on Luo Huaiyao's shoulder and started crying, "Without the book, how can I remember so much content?"

"Yao'er!"

"Yao'er!"

"..."

Luo Huaiyao's scalp was numb from the sobbing cries. Er Kuo was a man who usually didn't use his brain, but once he started to use it... hehe.

That night, sitting on the bed, Luo Huaiyao hesitated for a long time and finally sent a message to Gu Zhun with trembling hands.

[Senior, do you have the book Situation and Detection? ]

After sending the message, Luo Huaiyao realized that he had made a typo due to nervousness. When he wanted to withdraw and resend the message, he saw that Gu Zhun's message had already been replied.

[There is no situation and detection, there is situation and policy, do you want it? ]

Tsk—Luo Huaiyao curled his lips and was still making jokes with the two of them.

【want! 】

【Come and get it.】

Eh?
After confirming that the two words on the page were "Come and get it", Luo Huaiyao looked at the time on his mobile phone and decided to go back later.

[Senior, I'm already lying in bed, come get it later. ]

This time Gu Zhun did not reply immediately. Luo Huaiyao held the phone and waited for a long time. Seeing that there was no message, he became a little angry for no reason. He swiped away the WeChat page and switched to the funny video platform to watch it.

But somehow, I just couldn't laugh.

After a long time, there was a knock on the door.

“The student council will check hygiene.”

(End of this chapter)