The first to tease is the one who receives

When Gu Zhun heard the ding-dong sound of his cell phone, he guessed that it was a reply from Luo Huaiyao, but he never expected that the other party could call him "baby" so smoothly and naturally.

It seems that he underestimated the other party's "shamelessness".

Of course, Wu Ge in the dormitory also heard the loud voice of "baby". The euphemistic tone was not only sweet but also corny. He frowned and rubbed his arms, but his attention was soon attracted to the word "skin" at the end.

Wu Ge, who understood what Gu Zhun had done, said sourly, "Just pull them in when you need them."

"When you don't need someone, just kick them out."

"You're calling me darling in front of me, and even giving me skin as a gift!"

"Why are you so cruel!"

Perhaps Wu Ge's accusation was too sincere. Gu Zhun, who had always been too lazy to pay attention to his "performance", leaned forward and looked at him teasingly: "Don't you know everything?"

"Know what?" Wu Ge, who didn't understand, was stunned for a moment.

"Don't you all know why I'm so cruel?" Gu Zhun's lips gradually curled up, and he continued to answer under Wu Ge's dull eyes:
"Because he's my baby."

"And you..." Gu Zhun raised his head slightly and raised his eyebrows, "No."

After saying that, he leaned back in his chair with a clear conscience and opened the live broadcast page of Meteor TV, not realizing at all what a blow his matter-of-fact "You are not" had caused to his roommate.

"Hey brother, don't you know that surrender is in the settings?"

"You know? Why don't you surrender if you know?"

"Why surrender? Is there any difference between you surrendering like this and surrendering?"

A clear male voice came intermittently from Gu Zhun's computer. Although the voice was crisp and pleasant, the tone was "mean". Eighty percent of his words were used to insult people, which was completely different from his well-behaved appearance of calling him brother in front of him.

Gu Zhun took out his headphones and put them on. The infuriating voice rang out again, which made him think of the other party's smart and cunning face. He couldn't help but chuckle.

Wu Ge, who was still sad, turned around in horror when he heard the noise. What the hell?! Has Lao Gu gone crazy recently? In addition to his online girlfriend, he can now smile and be happy when facing the game anchor?

However, after the shock came deep sadness.

Even if Lao Gu went insane, he couldn't be kind to him or greet him with a smile! He is truly the worst roommate in history!

"How many times have I told you to stop bashing Princess Yaoyao!"

After Luo Huaiyao received the skin, he started live streaming on his main account. His WeChat account received a bunch of gifts. He successfully got all the skins of Diao Chan on his main account. He was about to show off in the live streaming room, but before he could open his mouth, the screen was filled with "Princess Yaoyao".

Luo Huaiyao rolled his eyes, first scolded his teammates who had given away ten kills at the beginning of the game, then turned off the microphone and began to "threaten" the audience: "If you do that again, I'll be angry!"

[Yaoyao said he was going to get angry and I was so scared]
[When Princess Yaoyao gets angry, will she turn into a little deer and ignore people?]
[Princess Yaoyao, Princess Yaoyao, Princess Yaoyao, Princess Yaoyao]
It would have been better if Luo Huaiyao had not said this. Once the threat was made, the entire screen of the live broadcast room was surrounded by "Princess Yaoyao". His subordinate Diao Chan was so angry that she turned directly into the enemy's encirclement, and then danced left and right to harvest five heads, which finally vented his anger.

When "Penta Kill" sounded in the live broadcast room, countless "666" replaced "Princess Yaoyao" and began to flood the screen. Luo Huaiyao curved one corner of his mouth, raised one eyebrow, and made a very "evil and crazy" expression, looking very proud.

However, among the screen full of “666”, there is a very abrupt and conspicuous comment.

[Xiaoyao: Let’s see if I get angry.]
Luo Huaiyao: "..."

Brother, are you sick? Why do you want to make him angry when there is nothing to do?
"You..." Luo Huaiyao snorted contemptuously. The word "dream" was about to come out but got stuck in his throat.

[Xiaoyao gave you a supercar]
[Xiaoyao gave you a supercar]
[Xiaoyao gave you a supercar]
……

After reading several posts in a row, I reached the daily reward limit.

[Xiaoyao: Look]
cut--

Luo Huaiyao rolled his eyes. What kind of weird request was that to make someone angry? Did he think that just giving him money would be enough? Was he such an easy person to bribe? !
"Brother! I'm angry! I won't pay attention to you!" A coquettish but cute female voice suddenly sounded in the live broadcast room. After Luo Huaiyao finished speaking, he dry-heaved. He was disgusted by himself.

But unlike Luo Huaiyao’s feelings, the screen in the live broadcast room was filled with “likes”.

[Waist is so cute! I am a female fan! I miss the sun!]
[What Princess Yaoyao? Our Princess Yaoyao is the best!]
[Here is a "sexy" drooling expression]
[Can such a cute voice really come from a man? I am beginning to doubt this world!]
[Waist is my wife, waist is my wife, waist is my wife]
Although he knew that the audience was used to making jokes, Luo Huaiyao still couldn't help but say, "Who is your wife? I'm a real man!"

"Don't even think about it!"

"Pooh!"

At the end he even spat to express his contempt.

[Xiaoyao: …]
Hmm? Luo Huaiyao was a little confused when he saw the tycoon's speech. What happened? Wasn't it because this guy made him angry? Was he not satisfied with his performance?

[Xiaoyao: I think]
While Luo Huaiyao was pushing the enemy crystal with all his might, he took the time to glance at the live broadcast room page. He wanted to see what this guy thought.

[Xiaoyao: Your own voice sounds better]
Seeing this comment, Luo Huaiyao raised his eyebrows and pursed his lips, trying his best to suppress his inner joy and not laugh out loud in the live broadcast room. This big brother is very insightful! Very tasteful! He also thinks his voice is better!
real man!
"Great minds think alike." Luo Huaiyao replied with a smile, which was met with unceremonious "ridicule" from the audience, and the atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly became lively.

Time flies when Luo Huaiyao is live streaming. It is already dark when he is done. Zhou Hao and Zhao Kuo are lying on the bed playing with their phones after eating and washing up. Yu Miao is still accompanying his girlfriend and will come back very late.

His stomach growled and Luo Huaiyao stood up. After hesitating for a while, he walked out.

It wasn't too late, so he could go for a midnight snack.

As for what is the midnight snack? Of course it is spicy hot pot! Luo Huaiyao stood at the entrance of the snack street outside the school, looking at the night market which was still crowded with people and full of fireworks, and unconsciously clenched his fists.

Malatang, I'm sorry! He is a philandering man, he can't love only one person!
After thinking about it, Luo Huaiyao rushed into the complex aroma with a grin and began to embrace the delicious snacks.

"Auntie! A serving of stinky tofu!" Luo Huaiyao squeezed for a long time before he got to the stall that was surrounded by three layers of traffic. The auntie who fried stinky tofu had been working at Guanghua Snack Street for more than ten years. It was a well-known snack stall in the neighborhood. He would order a serving of stinky tofu every time he came, so the auntie knew him.

"It's you, little boy." Because Luo Huaiyao looked relatively young and his expression was very naughty, his aunt gave him a unique name - little boy.

"Haha——" Luo Huaiyao touched the back of his head, feeling a little embarrassed. He has been an adult for a long time. "Auntie, I am not a child anymore."

"Do you have a girlfriend?" the aunt asked.

Luo Huaiyao's puffed out chest suddenly deflated a lot: "..."

"No."

"No, it's for kids." The aunt handed him the packaged stinky tofu with a smile, "Next time you have a girlfriend, bring her over to eat together."

Luo Huaiyao laughed and nodded, then ran away in a panic.

Girlfriend and so on... Thinking that he didn't even have enough money for food, he decided not to harm the girl.

"Hmm!" Luo Huaiyao finished the last bite, sighed happily, then threw away the garbage and started walking towards the roujiamo stall.

However, the roujiamo stall was not as crowded as Luo Huaiyao had expected. He ran to the stall only to find that the uncle had almost sold out and was about to close the stall, with only one bun left.

It's better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early, Luo Huaiyao thought proudly, then lowered his head and took out five dollars from his pocket and prepared to hand it over.

"One serving of roujiamo."

A hoarse male voice came from the side. Luo Huaiyao paused while taking out the money, and raised his head stiffly. The other person's face was particularly clear and beautiful even against the light. It was a handsome face that he would envy many times no matter how many times he saw it. Who else could the owner of this perfect side profile be but the school hunk? !

Why is it him again!
Luo Huaiyao was roaring in his heart, but his face showed no emotion, and his tone was even unusually calm and reasonable.

"Classmate, I was here first."

Gu Zhun tilted his head slightly and glanced at Luo Huaiyao's eyes that were about to spit fire. He felt a little amused in his heart, but his expression remained indifferent.

"Really?" He was busy playing games and watching live broadcasts the whole afternoon and didn't dry his hair in time. His wet hair was blown by the air conditioner for the whole afternoon. As a result, when he went out at night, he found that he had a stuffy nose and his voice was a little hoarse.

Hearing the heavy nasal sound, Luo Huaiyao hesitated for a moment and then decided to give up. He might catch a cold if he stayed with him for too long, so he planned to retreat quickly.

He just moved his feet a little to the side and heard the other party continue to reply.

"Then I'll give it to you."

Luo Huaiyao: "..."

let?
"Little classmate, just take it." Upon hearing that, the uncle happily handed the bag to him.

The uncle selling roujiamo also knows Luo Huaiyao. In fact, there are only a few bosses on this snack street who are not familiar with Luo Huaiyao, unless it is a large restaurant where you need to order dishes, then Luo Huaiyao will come less often. For snacks like this one that are cost-effective and convenient, Luo Huaiyao is a regular customer.

When he first started his freshman year, he would come three times a day. If there were not only three meals a day, he would come even more frequently.

Luo Huaiyao was somewhat reluctant when he took the roujiamo, but when his mouth was filled with bread, pork tenderloin, shredded potatoes and lettuce, and the sweet and spicy sauce with cumin powder rolled around in his mouth, his eyes still lit up and he felt extremely happy.

Gu Zhun secretly glanced at his expression, which was like that of a cat that had successfully stolen something, and couldn't help but curl his eyebrows.

"Junior."

"Senior gave you the Roujiamo, shouldn't you treat him to something to eat?"

Luo Huaiyao: ???

"What do you mean by let?" Luo Huaiyao swallowed the delicious food in his mouth and retorted, "I was here first."

"Is that so..." Gu Zhun nodded, pushed back Luo Huaiyao's hand that was about to hand the paper bill to the uncle, and then raised the phone in his hand, "I've already paid."

"Since I treated you to Roujiamo."

"It's courtesy, you have to treat me too, right?"

Luo Huaiyao was shocked by his action. Hearing this, he handed the paper bill over with some disdain, "I'll give it back to you."

But Gu Zhun didn't answer. He shook his head slightly, and his expression couldn't be seen clearly on his handsome face against the light. But Luo Huaiyao somehow sensed the dangerous omen hidden behind the smile on his lips.

“I don’t accept monetary rewards.”

But after hearing these words, Luo Huaiyao immediately forgot all those strange feelings and his heart was filled with horror.

What kind of person is this! He doesn't even want money!
(End of this chapter)