The first to tease is the one who receives

Although midsummer has not arrived yet, the weather is already hot and unbearable. The sun is shining brightly outside the window, and the air is very hot and stuffy. Fortunately, the air conditioner is fully air-conditioned in the house, and the air conditioning blows in, blowing away the heat in the room.

"Today, I, Yao, will show you online what 'seduction' means~" The crisp male voice suddenly changed into a charming female voice when it came to the word "seduction". On the live broadcast room page, one "Main Film Started" after another began to flash.

[I bet a dime on spicy noodles that Princess Yaoyao will transform into a sexy little fox today!]
Looking at the latest comment on the screen, Luo Huaiyao's surprised voice rang out in the dormitory.

"Oh my God! This 'Canyon Warrior' bets me a dime on spicy noodles that I will choose Daji. How did he know that I would..." As soon as he finished speaking, Daji's pure and charming face was locked and she was banned instantly.

“What about banning Daji?” Luo Huaiyao uttered the last sentence slowly, and the live broadcast room was immediately filled with a burst of “Hahahahaha”.

[Fuck, is this person new here? Doesn’t he know that Yaoyao hates being called Princess Yaoyao?]
[No way, no way? Doesn’t anyone know that Yaoyao has been invincible in the Canyon of Kings since he started live streaming, but he was defeated by Yaoyao and her jungler?]
[Hahahaha, that was our Yaoyao’s famous battle!]
Talking about that "battle that made him famous", Luo Huaiyao became so angry that his teeth itched.

At that time, Luo Huaiyao had just entered university. After hearing from others that live streaming could make money, he decided to start one himself. Anyway, he loved making money the most, and he could also play games at the same time. How great was that.

However, the live broadcast data was not ideal at the beginning. Even though Luo Huaiyao had superb skills, he could not attract many viewers. It seemed that the live broadcast business was about to fail, but a turning point appeared.

In that game, Luo Huaiyao chose the shooter. The second and fourth floors in the team often played mid and support heroes. After the second floor marked the support, the fourth floor didn't say anything and directly chose the support. Who knew that when it was the fourth floor's turn to choose a mage, he chose Yao in seconds, and the fifth floor locked on the jungler.

Although there was a lack of mages, we could just fight hard and it would be done. But Yao on the fourth floor said something inexplicably: "Are you blind?"

"Which support should I choose?"

The second floor was probably a girl. She was stunned for a long time and replied: "You didn't say you chose support..."

"I give up. I lost points."

"It's okay, just a handful."

Looking at the comments on the fourth and fifth floors, Luo Huaiyao realized that the two people's game IDs were couple names. He guessed that it was still the combination of the jungle king and his small soft support, so he thought happily that it was a safe bet.

However, Luo Huaiyao's joy did not last until he cleared the first wave of soldiers. He saw the Jungle King and his beloved sister Yao running excitedly to the enemy's jungle area, and collided head-on with the opponent's jungler. After a tense two-on-one battle, an exciting voice broadcast rang in Luo Huaiyao's ears.

“An ally has been slained”

"Double Kill"

Luo Huaiyao: "..."

This is not even allowed for grand opening promotions! It’s fine if you give it away for free, but you also want to buy one get one free?

Since then, I don't know if the jungle king is too stubborn or he just doesn't want this head anymore. I just see him carrying sister Yao on his back in the Canyon of Kings and looking for death madly. He can be said to be a jungler who sends his own death. He goes wherever there are many people and sends his own death, allowing the enemy to kill one and get one, while making money and living a longer life.

The sound of “big wave Q” echoing all over the world echoed in Luo Huaiyao’s ears, almost making him leave this world.

"What a sin." Luo Huaiyao was about to collapse.

At this time, the mid laner suddenly said that they were going to lose consecutively. Seeing this, Luo Huaiyao comforted him and said it was okay, but Yao said, "Don't you know what's going on?"

The jungler followed up with a post: "When you win in a row, you'll always run into idiots. I'm used to it."

Although the word "idiot" turned into an asterisk, Luo Huaiyao knew what this Sima guy was talking about. He narrowed his eyes. If you want to play the game, you can always play it, but if you don't curse the idiot, you will have no chance later.

So Luo Huaiyao opened the dialog box and asked sincerely, "Why do you play games with your feet? Is it because your hands are busy pouring water out of your brain?"

"Oh, I forgot, you guys have no brains."

What he got was a series of asterisks from Yao, and then the jungler clicked "Open voice communication".

Luo Huaiyao leaned back in his chair and smiled. He stretched his arms lazily, changed the microphone to the team channel, and began his crazy output. His words were dense and fast, and he didn't use any swear words at the beginning, but maybe he was having too much fun later on, and the word "fuck you" ran through the whole process, sweeping indiscriminately like a machine gun, scolding the jungler from his brain to his hands and feet, and finally even his eyes.

"Your fucking eyesight in choosing a partner is more fucking difficult than your mother wearing reading glasses to see if you're a fucking idiot."

After Luo Huaiyao finished cursing, the jungler over there was completely confused. After a while, a "cough" was heard, and a female voice in a pinched throat appeared.

"Who the hell are you scolding? Come on, fight me if you dare."

"I wonder if you, a grown man, have the shame to scold a girl! Pah!" If this Yao wasn't scolding him, Luo Huaiyao really wanted to applaud her. Great, he took the moral high ground right from the start, so that he couldn't attack with all his forces. Otherwise, would he still be considered a grown man if he scolded a girl?

Luo Huaiyao shook his head and replied: "I am a real man."

A real man doesn't bother with women.

but--

"Ahem, ahem." Luo Huaiyao coughed twice, and his voice suddenly changed, "But it's okay for girls to scold girls, right?"

A sweet female voice, even more coquettish and softer than Na Yao's, suddenly appeared in the team channel. Yao on the other end seemed confused and didn't react to who was talking. Luo Huaiyao seized the opportunity and bombarded him with words. Although his words were not dirty, his speech was fast and without pause. Na Yao couldn't get a word in at all. Finally, she said "I won't bother with you" and turned off the microphone.

The team chat history was instantly filled with “hahahahaha” from the top laner and another support.

Is this over?

Luo Huaiyao, who scolded the enemy away, said it was not challenging at all.

Then, before the fountain was about to be broken by the opponent, he managed to say, "Jungler brother, your girlfriend's voice is not as good as mine."

"If I were a man, what would I be?"

After posting the message, he kept his fame and honor to himself. Although we don't know whether they are a real-life couple, if it is just an online romance, Luo Huaiyao's words are no less than a landmine.

The Internet is risky, so you need to be cautious when falling in love. Not every sweet voice has a cute girl behind it.

After that game, Luo Huaiyao played a few games with the auxiliary girl in the middle lane, and successfully turned her losing streak into a winning streak. During this period, I don’t know if he was inspired by this incident, but he kept using Yao to gain points, until he met the real jungle king and his super Yao girl.

Luo Huaiyao’s head was smashed by the opponent’s jungler.

Since then, Yao has become Luo Huaiyao's gaming shadow. After all, the Yao he encounters is either very strong or very weak. Because Luo Huaiyao's live broadcast ID is "Ya Ba Lao Yao", old fans who are familiar with his deeds always tease him as "Princess Yaoyao".

After his head was smashed, Luo Huaiyao also started his own journey of "looking for the king of the jungle". The screen recording of that live broadcast was later uploaded to many video platforms. After all, he was the only one who could curse with fake voice, which instantly attracted tens of thousands of fans to follow. Coupled with his subsequent series of operations, Luo Huaiyao successfully became famous in Meteor TV, which is full of talents. He may not be the most skilled or have the most fans, but he must be the coolest!

After banning Daji, the cool Luo Huaiyao chose Zhong Kui. While complaining, "Oh, Zhong Kui is so ugly, he doesn't fit my aesthetic taste", he smiled and hooked away the red and blue buffs of the opponent jungler.

"Isn't this 'seduction'?" As he said this, Luo Huaiyao once again seduced the red buff and successfully angered the enemy jungler, then led him to his own people, and the man was gone before the opponent could even knock him down with a stick.

Looking at the kill report on the screen, Luo Huaiyao curled his lips and smiled: "This jungler is not good."

"He must be devastated right now."

As soon as the conversation changed, Luo Huaiyao began typing quickly.

"Brother Jungler, don't blame me, it was my teammates who arranged for me to go..."

"I really didn't mean it..."

After a long while, the jungler on the other side replied with seven words plus a punctuation mark: Haha, do you think I believe it?
"Oh, this jungler is so ungrateful. I was kind enough to comfort him and he gave it back to me, haha?" Luo Huaiyao shouted and clicked "Add Friend" after the game ended.

[Are you sure you are comforting and not mocking?]
[Monkey: I believed your lies.]
[Wow! This is the first time I know how to use seduction!]
[It’s started, it’s started, he’s going to start showing off again!]
[Make way, everyone. High energy ahead. Non-combatants please retreat immediately!]
"He added me, he added me! I was wondering who could refuse my nickname Winnie the Pooh and pink profile picture!" Luo Huaiyao proudly opened the dialog box and sent a voice message directly.

"Brother, your Monkey King is so awesome, can you take me to play with him?" A soft female voice sounded in the live broadcast room, and a bunch of "Oh + two people leaving the table" emojis floated on the screen.

"Let me tell you, men all like to be worshipped and praised. When he meets a girl as soft and cute as me, how can he refuse?"

[I admit it, I admit it, you are a girl!]
[Shocking! A well-known anchor revealed her real gender for the first time. What is her purpose in pretending to be a man?]
Luo Huaiyao was still chatting with the barrage, but the person on the other end sent him two words, which made him stunned.

[Shemale? Hahahaha bro, you’ve revealed the truth!]
[Monkey: My hands may not work, but my eyes are not blind!]
[No, no, no, it should be my ears that are not blind!]
[This monkey is a talent! He is the best person in history to identify people's nature by listening to music!]
"Don't laugh, don't laugh." Luo Huaiyao muttered to the comment, and then continued to send voice messages, "I really am a girl, brother."

But that person never replied again. Luo Huaiyao restarted the game while complaining, and after a few rounds, he ended the live broadcast amid the audience's reluctance to leave.

(End of this chapter)