After having sex with a fake eunuch, I became the queen

"My lord, are you okay? Does it hurt when the whip hit your back? Let me see it!" When Lu Yi saw Ji Yin, he had a sad face and walked forward to help him check the wound on his back.

"It's okay, it's just like tickling my back." Ji Yin used his hand to block Lu Yi's hand that was stretched out to help him undress.

"It's a good thing I didn't ask you to take off your pants and spank me, otherwise I would have been exposed."

When Ji Yin heard Lu Yi say this, he glared at him fiercely. Being beaten with a whip was already humiliating enough, and this guy actually wanted to mention taking off pants and spanking!
"I am not going to leave this brat Fan Mingchu to Lord Wang Zhifei. I will chop him into meat paste with my own hands and grind his bones into ashes." Ji Yin said angrily as he recalled the humiliation that day.

"Fan Mingchu is such a petty person. My Lord, you just accidentally called him eunuch and he punished you like this."

"I didn't say anything by mistake. I just yelled like that on purpose to disgust him."

"So that's how it is! My lord, well done, well done. This man is really deceiving himself. He is obviously a eunuch, but he is afraid of being called a eunuch. If he doesn't allow people to be called that, does that mean he is not a eunuch anymore?" Lu Yi's face was filled with indignation.

Ji Yin stood there without saying a word, still gritting his teeth, as if he was trying hard to bite to death the person who had whipped him on the back with a stick.

"Eunuch Fan, Eunuch Fan, Eunuch Fan, I will call him that a hundred times in front of him one day!" Seeing that his master was so angry, Lu Yi racked his brains to think of all kinds of words that could help him vent his anger. "Master, when you catch him, don't rush to kill him. First show him that you are not the real eunuch. If he knows that you are not the real eunuch, he will probably be so angry that he will die on the spot."

Ji Ying seemed to be relieved by Lu Yi's words, and the gloomy and angry expression on his face eased a lot: "However, I think he gave me a whipping not just because I called him eunuch, but for other reasons."

"What? My lord, could there be any other reason?" When Lu Yi heard Ji Wei say this, his face was full of questions.

Ji Wei paused and did not reply directly. Instead, he changed the subject and said, "Lu Yi, have you heard about how the old woman dealt with Concubine Yu?"

"Of course I heard about it. This matter was widely spread in the palace. Concubine Yu was punished by Empress Xiao with fifty boards and her legs were broken."

"Why did the old woman want to punish Concubine Yu?" Ji Yin asked.

"It is said that they found out that Qiao Wan'er was thrown into the abandoned well at her instigation, so they have to give an explanation to the little emperor by punishing her."

"Why did she want to murder Qiao Wan'er?" Ji Yin continued to ask.

"Well... My lord, you must have heard about those private rumors, right?" Lu Yi's tone was a little hesitant. He did not answer directly, but kept observing Ji Ying's reaction.

"Of course I heard about it. Tell me what you heard."

"This...this..." Lu Yi hesitated, as if he still had some concerns.

"Just go ahead and talk. Don't worry that I'll feel uncomfortable listening to you. I've already vented all the anger I need to vent!" Ji Yin urged.

"It is said that Concubine Yu had always had feelings for Fan Mingchu. After hearing about the unclear relationship between Fan Mingchu and Qiao Wan'er, she became jealous and wanted to murder Qiao Wan'er."

"Lu Yi, do you believe that the old woman is so kind that she wants to seek justice for Qiao Wan'er?"

"Of course I don't believe it. It's obvious that this was instigated by the old woman. She is just killing someone with a borrowed knife. Concubine Yu has a motive, and all the blame can be put on her alone. So it's most appropriate to use her as a murder weapon. The old woman can get rid of all the guilt. Besides, she punished Concubine Yu just to show it to the little emperor, and to comfort him at the same time..." Lu Yi stopped talking suddenly here, and the energy of "wanting to say something but not being able to" came up again.

"You want to comfort Fan Mingchu at the same time, right?" Seeing that he was hesitating, Ji Ying directly helped him to continue the conversation.

Seeing that Ji Wei was calm and not angry, Lu Yi relaxed and stopped dodging. "Fan Mingchu didn't even take a piss to look at himself. He actually dared to snatch a woman from the lord. Can he win? Does he still think that the two taels of flesh cut off from his body can grow back in this lifetime? It's simply wishful thinking!"

Ji Ying seemed very relieved and happy when he heard his words, and his expression became much happier: "Although Fan Mingchu doesn't have that blessing, he still has good taste in women."

"That's right. The woman my lord likes must be good! Qiao Wan'er was once a heroine in my mind...well...the woman behind the hero." "This wishful idiot named Fan is really funny. How could Wan'er fall for him!" When Ji Yin said this, his face had the expression of a winner who had conquered the enemy without fighting.

"That's right, that's right. Miss Wan'er and you, my lord, are in love with each other. It's ridiculous that Fan Mingchu, a real eunuch, wants to interfere."

"Lu Yi, when did Fan Mingchu fall in love with Qiao Wan'er?"

"My lord, maybe he was grateful because Qiao Wan'er killed Xu Shixin, and Miss Wan'er helped him get rid of a thorn in his side, and he developed some affection for such a brave and fearless woman. At the beginning, he ordered the Ministry of Punishment to quickly close the case, saying that since the murderer had confessed, there was no need to try him further or torture him. Some people in the Ministry of Punishment said that he might be worried that this woman would be tortured."

"Oh, he does have some sympathy for women. So later he helped the young emperor save Qiao Wan'er in front of the empress dowager." Ji Yin raised one corner of his mouth slightly, as if he agreed with this statement. "Even if he saved Wan'er, it was only for his own selfish interests. It is impossible to write off the crimes he has committed."

"That's right, that's right. Now you're punishing your lord with a whip, which is an even greater crime!"

"So, I said that Fan Mingchu punished me not because I called him father-in-law, but for another reason. Lu Yi, have you figured it out?"

"What, lord...you...you mean that Fan Mingchu wants to punish you because of Qiao Wan'er? He wants to take revenge on you because of jealousy?" When Lu Yi heard Ji Yin's question, he seemed to suddenly realize something, and there was a little surprise in his tone.

"In my opinion, it should be so. It was many days ago that I called him father-in-law, and it should have been over long ago. He suddenly brought up the past again. My intuition is that it is not that simple. After thinking about it, I feel that only this reason can explain it. He punishes me under the guise of me calling him father-in-law just to cover up his ulterior motives." Ji Ying replied.

"This...this...so, Fan Mingchu already knows about the relationship between you and Qiao Wan'er? Then how did he know?" Lu Yi's face was full of anxiety.

"Even someone as young as the little emperor can see through it. This person is so close to the little emperor, so it's not surprising that he knows about it." Ji Yin even felt that the little emperor's hostility towards him might be related to Fan Mingchu.

"Then my lord, you are in great danger! Alas! This Miss Wan'er is too careless. She puts my lord in such a dangerous situation..." Lu Yi stopped talking halfway when he caught a glimpse of Ji Ying's fierce gaze and quickly stopped talking.

"Even if I'm exposed, it's just my identity as a lover. It's not that scary. And Wan'er didn't mean it. Lu Yi, just say less."

——The lord now cannot bear to hear anyone say anything bad about this woman.

"But my lord, the old woman doesn't dare to touch Qiao Wan'er openly because the little emperor is in charge. And if Fan Mingchu wants to punish you, he can do it with just any excuse! Besides, the princess is a crazy and stupid person who can be fooled easily. She helped you this time, but next time she may not be able to help you if she is fooled by Fan Mingchu." Lu Yi felt that Ji Yin had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem, so he quickly sounded the alarm for him.

"Why, Lu Yi, do you think Fan Mingchu might find another opportunity to punish me because of this incident?"

"Of course, lord, you are a man yourself, you should know how dangerous a man's jealousy can be." Lu Yi had an expert look on his face, "It is said that Fan Mingchu used to be a womanizer, but now he has suddenly fallen in love with her. He must be a stubborn person. After he gets jealous, he will take revenge and will stop at nothing until he achieves his goal!"

"Oh, Lu Yi, if you put it that way, I really want to continue to learn from you." Ji Wei was not frightened at all, but became more arrogant. "Being whipped by a thorn stick is like being tickled by a cat's claws. It's really boring and uninteresting. I wonder if Fan Mingchu has any other way to make me feel more comfortable than tickling."

"My lord, look at what you said. In my opinion, he has shown great mercy by rewarding you with a whip and expelling you from the palace!" Lu Yi became even more anxious when he saw Ji Yin's nonchalant look. "Oh! If I had known this would happen, you might as well have followed his wishes and left the palace... Oh... I don't know if it's too late to leave now? Otherwise, go and apologize to Fan Mingchu again, saying that you have thought it over, sincerely repented, and are willing to be punished and expelled from the palace..."

"Leave the palace? Lu Yi, the Restoration Army is about to attack us, and I have to flee for such a trivial matter. Do I have any shame as a lord?" Ji Yu interrupted Lu Yi's nagging and sneered with disdain, "The day of the general attack is approaching. I want to see whether he will take revenge on me first, or I will chop him into meat paste first!"

Seeing Ji Yin's disdain and stubbornness, Lu Yi knew that he was overheated and that he was powerless to persuade him. He could only put his hands together and pray, "Please bless me, Buddha. Please bless me, Lord, and I will be blessed by heaven. Don't let Fan Mingchu, that villain, target you before the general attack."

"You'd better pray to Buddha for help so that Fan Mingchu won't be targeted by me after the general attack!" Ji Yin responded with a sneer.

Lu Yi said nothing and continued to pray silently with his hands clasped together.

(End of this chapter)