After having sex with a fake eunuch, I became the queen

Seeing Ji Mingyue running towards them like a little girl, her posture was just like a child rushing towards a bunch of candied haws. Except for Qiao Wan'er, all the men present were a little nervous, worried that they would be eaten like candied haws in the next second.

Ji Ning was even more frightened, because he had heard that Ji Mingyue seemed to no longer hug men, but the reliability of this news had yet to be verified. If it was true, would she only hug children?
So he quickly gave a look to Xu Nian beside him, which meant that you must resolutely serve as a shield to block the kisses and hugs from this woman, and if you really can't do it, you have to bear it yourself.

The princess was indeed a princess. She rushed over without taking the emperor's nephew seriously at all... In her eyes, this group of people were just a few men, a woman, and a child.

The men and children were all nervously watching Ji Mingyue's next move, wondering which unlucky guy she would target first. When they found that she was rushing straight towards Fan Mingchu, they all breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, except for Fan Mingchu, of course.

However, unexpectedly, the princess stopped when she was a few feet away from Fan Mingchu, and did not rush up to hug him like crazy as before.

"Lord Fan, guess what I'm holding in my hand?" The princess stretched out a clenched fist in front of Fan Mingchu, and it seemed that there was something clenched in the fist.

"This... I can't guess what it is. Your Highness, please tell me clearly." Fan Mingchu replied after slightly bowing to Ji Mingyue.

"You don't even bother to guess and just say you don't know what it is. How boring!" Ji Mingyue pouted and replied like an angry child.

"Your Highness, why did you go out without your servants? Be careful not to catch a cold in the rain in winter." After Fan Mingchu said this to Ji Mingyue, he turned his head and said to Qiao Wan'er beside him: "Lady Qiao, go quickly..." He originally wanted to say: Lady Qiao, go and hold an umbrella for the princess.

But when he was halfway through his words, he suddenly heard people around him exclaiming, "Ouch!" "Ah!" "Sir, be careful!"

Before he could react to what was happening, he saw Qiao Wan'er beside him suddenly slide and stand between him and Ji Mingyue. Then he heard her groan.

Then Ji Mingyue exclaimed: "Oops, I hit the wrong person! Why did you, a palace servant, help him block it!"

All this happened in a flash, and it was only after Fan Mingchu came to his senses that he realized what was going on.

Ji Mingyue was probably holding a small stone or something like that in her hand, something she wanted to use as a weapon to hit people with. She took advantage of his unpreparedness and threw it at him. When the people around saw it, they all shouted and warned him. Qiao Wan'er was closest to him, so she took a step forward to help him block this "hidden arrow", and was hit on the side of her forehead by the stone.

"Mrs. Qiao, are you... okay?" Looking at the woman in front of him who had been covering her forehead, Fan Mingchu felt a little sorry.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

"Is there any bleeding?"

"No, no, it's okay, just rub it and it will be fine." Qiao Wan'er rubbed her forehead lightly and replied in a nonchalant manner.

The chief eunuch Xu Nian saw this and seemed to realize something all of a sudden: the princess's madness might have some new symptoms. Now she stopped hugging men and started beating them. He then shouted, "Protect the emperor! Protect the emperor!"

The attendants who were carrying the sedan chair were all guards. They immediately put down the sedan chair, stood in a circle with their backs against the sedan chair, and protected the little emperor. Another one moved to Fan Mingchu's side to provide support. They all looked as if they were facing a great enemy, and the atmosphere suddenly became a little tense.

"Your Highness, Your Highness Princess! It's really hard for me to find you!" Suddenly a voice broke the tense atmosphere.

Everyone present looked in the direction of the voice and saw a person running towards the princess from afar, shouting as he ran.

The man who came was a tall, handsome young eunuch.

This person was none other than the eunuch named "Fuzhi" who the young emperor had ordered to be transferred to Xunfang Palace a few days ago to serve the princess.

The young eunuch "Fuzhi" ran over and stood in front of the eldest princess Ji Mingyue, as if he was going to help her block the knife - after all, the young emperor's guards were ready to draw their bows and arrows under Xu Nian's order. Ji Ning couldn't help but laugh secretly when he saw "Fuzhi" willing to stick his sword in his side. He has only been in the princess' palace for a few days, but he is already so loyal and brave. Did he forget who Qiao Wan'er was?
Thinking of this, he quickly stole a glance at Qiao Wan'er and saw that she was rubbing her forehead with one hand, her eyes fixed on "Fuzhi". Her face was as ugly as it could be - it was an expression of physical pain and heartache intertwined together.

"Fuzhi" is a little eunuch after all, not an ignorant and fearless silly princess like Ji Mingyue. In his eyes, this group of people are naturally not men and women of all ranks and a child, but the kings and adults who are high above.

He stopped in front of several people, with a look of trepidation on his face, and bowed to the little emperor on the sedan chair to apologize: "I am guilty and frightened Your Majesty...

Before he could finish his words, Xu Nian interrupted him with a stern voice: "Fuzhi, how can you be such a servant? Let the princess run around in the rain alone? You almost hurt Lord Fan just now!"

"Your Majesty, and eunuch, today the princess took me to the bamboo forest to dig bamboo shoots. We accidentally got lost, and I couldn't find the princess anywhere in the forest. I didn't expect that she had already left the forest and came here. It was sunny when I went out in the morning, and I didn't think to prepare an umbrella. It was my negligence, my negligence. Please punish me, Your Majesty!" "Fuzhi" continued to apologize.

In such a huge Longchang Palace, only a noble madman like Ji Mingyue dares to openly go to the bamboo forest to dig bamboo shoots. If it were anyone else, would they be able to keep their heads in front of Queen Xiao?

"The rain has stopped, look, the rain has stopped, hahaha." Although she has changed her habit of hugging men when she sees them, Ji Mingyue is still that crazy and silly princess. It seems that what the people around her say and do has nothing to do with her. She just immerses herself in her own world. When she suddenly finds that the rain has stopped, she laughs happily as if no one is around.

When she laughed, it seemed that no one dared, or was unwilling to interrupt her laughter. They all stood silently and paid her a "salute".

"Hey, why aren't you laughing? Isn't it funny?" The princess was halfway through laughing when she suddenly realized that her music was too highbrow for the masses, so she stopped laughing and asked in confusion.

"It's funny, of course it's funny." Fuzhi, who was standing by, heard the princess ask this and quickly pretended to be very amused. She laughed fakely, causing the princess to laugh too... It's no exaggeration to say that they are two lunatics.

"Hey! You palace maid, why did you help the bad guy Fan Mingchu to block the stones just now? I couldn't hit him. You must be in cahoots with him." The princess suddenly stopped laughing, set her eyes on Qiao Wan'er, and pointed at her with one finger and said angrily.

When Qiao Wan'er heard that the princess was scolding her, she looked nervous and hurriedly bowed to apologize, but she didn't know how to respond. Her eyes unconsciously glanced at Fuzhi who was beside the princess, and she found that he was also looking at her. After their eyes met, they hurriedly looked away.

At this time, Fan Mingchu, who was originally standing behind Qiao Wan'er, suddenly moved forward a step and deliberately stood in front of her, as if he was on guard against the princess wanting to retaliate against Qiao Wan'er. He would also help block the stones in return.

"Ah, Your Highness, how could you do this? How could Eunuch Fan use stones to hit... No, Eunuch Fan should not use stones to hit... It still seems wrong..." The little eunuch named Fuzhi heard about the princess's heroic act just now, and was ready to use his eloquent tongue to persuade the princess, but he didn't expect that his tongue would turn into a rotten tongue.

This person seemed to have some difficulty in wording. He probably wanted to say, "Princess, how can you hit Eunuch Fan with a stone?" But the meaning of what he said seemed ambiguous, and could be misinterpreted as: "You can't hit him with a stone, but you should hit him with something else." After he finished speaking, he also found that something was wrong, but he couldn't remember how to express it correctly for a while, so he scratched his head and cheeks anxiously. That silly look seemed to match the silly princess next to him. No wonder the two of them could play together.

Xu Nian had seen Fuzhi "perform" a monkey to steal bird eggs last time, and this time he was lucky enough to enjoy his "perform" a monkey that couldn't speak human language. When he was concentrating on the boy's monkey appearance, he suddenly realized something in his mind. Fuzhi actually called Fan Mingchu "Eunuch Fan". So he quickly put away his expression of watching monkey show, and shouted sternly: "Fuzhi, you are so bold, you dare to call Lord Fan like this, don't you want your head anymore!"

In the palace, the title "Eunuch" is very broad. From high-ranking officials to low-level eunuchs, everyone can be respectfully called "Eunuch". But no one dares to call Fan Mingchu that. Either they call him Lord Fan or General Manager Fan. As everyone knows, Fan Mingchu really dislikes the title "Eunuch", as if it violates some taboo of his.

It is said that a young eunuch once accidentally called him "Eunuch Fan", and he ordered him to be beaten with thirty boards.

In fact, everyone knows it well - titles like "Sir" or "Executive" sound more like officials in the court, while "Eunuch" sounds like a eunuch. Fan Mingchu just doesn't want to admit that he is a eunuch.

"Oh! It was a slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue. I forgot that Lord Fan is not eunuch. Oh, that's not right. Lord Fan... is eunuch? Eh, why is it still not right..." This little eunuch named Fuzhi seemed to have difficulty in expressing his ideas with words, and his brain was not enough. After saying the wrong thing, he confused himself again, so he scratched his head again, preparing to re-word and compose a sentence.

Except for Fan Mingchu, everyone present was secretly worried for this stupid little eunuch - how could a person who always said the wrong thing survive in such a dangerous palace?

Before "Fuzhi" could come up with a new sentence, the princess at the side took over the conversation: "Aren't all the eunuchs called eunuchs? Why can't he be called that? I insist on calling him, Eunuch Fan! Eunuch Fan! Eunuch Fan!"

(End of this chapter)