[Martial Arts] Infinite Chamber Game

Lu Xiaofeng was traveling very fast, but there was someone who was faster than him. That person was none other than the other protagonist of that fake literature, Hua Manlou's sixth brother.

Hua's Sixth Child obviously could not appreciate the story as much as Hua Manlou. He happened to pass by the tea shop and stopped to listen. He was immediately furious and did not even ask who sent the storyteller. He grabbed the boy by the collar and punched him in the face three times, cursing as he beat him: "I told you to talk nonsense, I told you to talk nonsense!"

His face turned almost as red as liver, and his fists rained down like raindrops, beating the young storyteller to the point of screaming. It was Hua Manlou who heard something strange downstairs and hurried down to grab Sixth Brother.

In fact, Hua Manlou didn't need to explain the whole story. The young man rubbed his face and began to introduce himself. There was a smile on his handsome face: "You must be Mr. Hua's brother, right? Oh, I'm so sorry, I was just following orders. If you are angry, don't take it out on me, you can go and beat up our owner!"

"Good, very good! Ximen Chuxue! His Wanmei Villa is powerful, and my Jiangnan Hua family is not soft as dough! He can't just pinch it whenever he wants!"

Hua Liutong had important tasks to attend to, so he came to see his younger brother on the side. However, he stopped doing his work and stopped visiting his younger brother, and led his men straight to Wanmei Villa!

Hua Manlou tried to stop him, but nothing he said could stop him, so he had no choice but to follow him.

The journey was hundreds of miles long, and even if one rode at full speed it would take several days to travel. Hua Liutong had not been idle during these days. He knew his own limitations in terms of martial arts, and ten of him put together could not beat Ximen Chuxue. But he could not swallow this humiliation, so he decided to give the man a taste of his own medicine!
You want someone to tell the story? Then I'll hire someone to sing the music! If you write it by yourself, then I'll hire a hundred people to write it. Not only will I compose it into music, but I'll also hire people to perform it in various brothels and brothels, and print it into a book and distribute it nationwide!

As for the content of the song, if Ximen Chuxue's re-skinned literature is 70% plot mixed with 30% pornography, achieving a very thrilling effect, then the song written by Hua Liu Gongzi is full of color, without a trace of plot, and it just starts!
The protagonist is of course Ximen Chuxue himself. As for the supporting roles, no one can be polite at all. Peddlers, beggars, famous actors, wealthy businessmen are all involved. There is even a creative bestiality. The main theme is disgusting.

【“The moon was high in the sky, and the air was quiet. A strange sound in the deep alley startled the pedestrians. They thought it was the raccoon cats enjoying themselves on a spring night. But they did not expect that it was the sword god in white and the snow-blowing butterfly who had transformed into a butterfly and was plucking the flowers with the beggar.

One swayed her slender waist tightly, and the other frowned and shook her delicate head, but she showed affection at first sight..."】

This is still a relatively elegant and subtle joke. Most of the jokes are combinations of "Peony dripping dew" and "Humouring like waves" that are vulgar and crude.

As the saying goes, money makes the world go round. Mr. Hua Liu was very clear about this. It was already terrible enough that Ximen Chuxue produced more than 10,000 words a day on average. However, Mr. Hua Liu spent a lot of money to recruit more than 100 composers to work at the same time. In just three days, he created a total of more than 300 obscene songs, both long and short, which were written at all times, places, and in all positions.

Also traveling with them were the top singing girls from various brothels along the way, who all held their pipa, sheng, and flute and sang as they walked, creating a sensation.

This was not enough, Mr. Hua Liu generously compiled these 300-odd pornographic songs into a book, and gave it a unique name, "Swords Trouble the World". It was sent to the bookstore, and tens of thousands of copies were printed and given away for free. The focus of the distribution was on those who were in the underworld, especially the young men who used swords. Everyone must have a copy, no one can be left out!
Hua Manlou just watched his brother act all the way. He said everything he should say and advised him as much as he should, but he did nothing to stop him. When the two of them reached the foot of Wanmei Villa, they ran into Lu Xiaofeng who had arrived late.

Lu Xiaofeng was holding the pornographic song in his hand, with a complicated look on his face.

He really didn't want to see his two friends bleed to death for this reason. He dared to guarantee that with Ximen Chuxue's temper, if he knew about this, he would probably draw his sword and kill them.

If this conflict could be avoided, Lu Xiaofeng would rather be the protagonist in these obscene songs.

"He goes out at most four times a year. It seems he won't go out this year. I just hope he will never know about these things." Lu Xiaofeng said sadly.

Young Master Hua Liu smiled faintly: "I must let him know! He was the one who provoked me first. He is the one who provokes first. He is not right in this matter. Let's see how he has the nerve to draw his sword!"

……

The sound of music from the foot of the mountain could be faintly heard in the manor, and Ximen Chuxue was flipping through the pages of "Sword Chaos The World" in his hands.

He watched it from beginning to end without any change in expression.

Shi Guanyin couldn't help herself and laughed so hard while talking about this matter. After finally laughing enough, this female devil who roamed the desert showed a mischievous expression for the first time: "I'm afraid only people like you can think of such a revenge method. What are you going to do now? Continue writing? Or... let me help you kill them?"

"No need." Ximen Chuxue threw away "Swords in Chaos" and wiped his hands with a handkerchief: "It's just writing a book, it's not a capital crime."

"Are you just going to let it go?"

Ximen Chuixue's face was cold, and he said coldly: "I just hope that he will never stop."

The performance at the foot of the mountain lasted a whole day. Lu Xiaofeng thought that Ximen Chuxue would come out with a sword to kill people when he heard the first line of the lyrics, but Ximen Chuxue did not appear until the singing girls finished their work. Could it be that he was too far away to hear it? Or was he not at home?
Lu Xiaofeng decided to go in and take a look. He didn't go through the main door, but climbed over the wall.

What he saw and heard inside shocked him greatly.

The house where Ximen Chuxue lived collapsed!

Ximen Chuxue was talking to the air!

Ximen Chuxue has "Sword Chaos the World" in his hand!
These were just general shocks. What surprised Lu Xiaofeng the most was that there was a woman beside Ximen Chuxue! And she was a very charming and wanton woman. She listened to the music coming from the foot of the mountain and sang along, laughing as she sang.

Two people were sitting in a pavilion, and they seemed to be very familiar with each other.

Lu Xiaofeng walked over with his head held high. When the beautiful woman saw him coming, her smile deepened. However, Ximen Chuxue did not smile, nor did he blame him for barging in. He just said, "Sit down."

Lu Xiaofeng sat over and his first words were to Shi Guanyin.

"Do you know me?" Shi Guanyin smiled and said to Ximen Chuxue, "You didn't tell him about the game?"

Ximen Chuixue said: "No."

Shi Guanyin said: "No wonder, you yourself haven't figured out the existence of the game, how can you explain it to others?"

Lu Xiaofeng asked curiously: "Game? What game?"

Shi Guanyin said: "Infinite Chamber Game, a wonderful and terrifying game."

Lu Xiaofeng's eyebrows sank: "Did you two meet in this game?" Thinking of Ximen Chuxue's change that night in the Jewel Pavilion, his heart was lifted: "Is it true that no matter how long you stay in the game, it will only take a moment to come out?"

Shi Guanyin said: "As expected of someone assigned to the investigation level, you are really smart. Even if I tell you this sensational thing, no one will believe it, but you managed to guess it."

Lu Xiaofeng smiled, but he was still nervous. He said to Ximen Chuxue, "Although it's bizarre, it's indeed the only reasonable explanation for these abnormal events. So, the three questions you asked Hua Manlou were telling you that there is indeed another me in this world, and another Hua Manlou. The other Hua Manlou must have offended you badly in the game, otherwise you would never have used this method to retaliate against him!"

He smiled and shook his head: "That kind of story is really not something you can write. It was actually written by Hua Manlou, right? Because you are the one who is in love with the brother in the story, so you want revenge."

Ximen Chuxue smiled. Although Lu Xiaofeng had known Ximen Chuxue for many years, he had never seen him smile like this.

Shi Guanyin said: "Why do you think he is the protagonist? You and Hua Manlou are good friends. Why do you think that he can let you go after he wrote about Ximen Chuxue?"

"You mean..."

"Of course, the protagonist of the story is you. You have become a beautiful and charming girl in Hua Manlou's writing. He wrote 600,000 words for you. In the story, you were pregnant three times. The father of one of the children was Ximen Chuxue. As for the other two, you don't even know who their fathers are."

Lu Xiaofeng fell into a trance, and stayed in that trance for a long time.

"Then this..." Lu Xiaofeng came back to his senses and pointed at the book "Swords in Chaos" on the stone table: "What are you going to do with it?"

Ximen Chuixue asked: "Why do you want me to handle this?"

Lu Xiaofeng asked: "Don't you care?"

If he didn't care, why would he retaliate?

It was not until three days later that Lu Xiaofeng understood why Ximen Chuxue acted so calm.

Three days later, a group of constables broke into the inn where Master Hua Liu was staying, led by the chief constable of the Six Gates.

"As a wealthy man in Jiangnan, you took the lead in wantonly spreading obscene books and even asked people to sing these obscene lyrics and songs. You have ruined the morals of our dynasty! Do you still have the law in your eyes? Do you still have the law?"

The chief constable spoke so righteously that Young Master Hua Liu was stunned on the spot.

How should I put it? It's not that pornographic books are not circulated in the market, but the imperial court has really banned it. People sell and read them secretly, but he does it openly and everyone knows about it, so it's reasonable that he was visited by the officials.

Damn it, he was so only thinking about competing with Ximen Chuxue that he forgot about this!

"This is a notice from the Six Gates. You have three days to collect all the pornographic books on the market and pay a fine of five hundred taels to the government office. Otherwise, you will be sent to the prison to listen to music!"

The fine is not much, but it is extremely difficult to collect.

Mr. Hua Liu jumped up from the couch and said excitedly, "It was Ximen Chuxue who started it first. He was the one who arranged for the storyteller to slander me! Why didn't you arrest him? Are you afraid?"

The chief constable asked sternly, "Is this true? Where is the storyteller?"

Young Master Hua Liu said angrily: "I beat him up and drove him away!"

The chief constable asked, "Since the witness is gone, what about the physical evidence?"

Mr. Hua Liu asked, "What physical evidence?"

The chief constable said, "It is a pornographic book that slanders you."

Young Master Hua Liu was stunned again.

Ximen Chuxue only spread the knowledge orally and did not publish any books!
mean! Shameless!
(End of this chapter)