Bringing my kids to set up stalls, I made thousands of people cry with envy
Chapter 539 He's a genius!
Chapter 539 He's a genius!
Talk about it.
Those who are frequently taken away by police officers know that it is very painful to have your arm twisted behind your back unexpectedly with brute force.
If you're not careful, you could even dislocate or strain your joint.
"Police! Behave yourself!"
A loud shout exploded in the Blade God's ear, making his eardrums ache.
The sudden roar instantly yanked him back to reality from his moment of relief.
The swordsman instinctively struggled a few times, trying to break free of the hands that were holding him, but all his efforts were in vain.
He struggled to lift his head, and what came into view were several burly men with fierce expressions, staring intently at him.
For someone in their line of work to say they've never imagined being arrested is absolutely delusional.
However, people are always prone to wishful thinking, and the Sword God always believed that his methods were so clever that he wouldn't be the unlucky guy who got caught red-handed.
But when this nightmarish scene actually happened before his eyes, he suddenly felt like a squishy support in a game, who just went to place a ward but ended up revealing five warriors. That overwhelming sense of despair instantly overwhelmed him.
Overwhelmed by despair, the Sword God instantly lost heart, abandoning all thoughts of resistance, and collapsed to the ground.
Not far away, the three apprentices watched in horror as their master was pinned to the ground like a salted fish, and they were terrified.
Without a second thought, they turned and sped off like madmen toward the electric scooter.
However, how could experienced police officers not notice the unusual behavior of these three people?
Before they could even touch the handlebars, several police officers quickly surrounded them, completely cutting off their escape route.
Before the officers could even ask any questions, the second apprentice panicked and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Why are you chasing us! We don't know our master! Let us go!"
Police officer: ...
Eldest disciple: ...
Third disciple: ...
"Damn, you're a genius, aren't you? Are you out of your mind?!"
The eldest apprentice was so angry he almost burst out laughing; he was utterly speechless.
They were already caught red-handed, yet they still tried to come up with this blatant excuse.
"Idiot! So stupid! What a terrible teammate!" The third apprentice couldn't help but curse a few times.
The police officers were speechless. Sometimes, when they encountered such stupid thieves, they felt an urge to call the police.
That's great, we don't even need to ask any more questions, we can just take him back.
The Sword God, who was firmly suppressed by Lao Meng and others, felt a sense of responsibility as a master when he saw that his three disciples had also been captured.
It's a bit of an exaggeration to say that "a dying man's words are good," since it hasn't come to that point of life and death yet. But since he's destined to go to jail, he still hopes to leave a good reputation in the industry.
Perhaps after I get out, his legend will still circulate in the martial arts world, and when people mention him, they will say that although he was a thief, he was also a responsible thief.
Thinking of this, the Sword God tried to straighten his chest, attempting to make himself look a little more imposing.
He said earnestly to the police officer, "It really has nothing to do with those three. They are all newcomers to this industry and haven't really entered the business yet. Their hands are perfectly clean."
"Whether there's a connection or not isn't up to you to decide. We'll investigate thoroughly. We won't wrong an innocent person, and we'll never let a bad person go unpunished," Old Meng replied expressionlessly.
"Seriously, look at these three. They came here on such a beat-up electric scooter. If they had any money to spare, they could have taken a taxi. They wouldn't be in this state."
The swordsman sighed helplessly, trying to convince the police officer of his story by pointing out details of his daily life.
The three apprentices who had been arrested were terribly flustered when they saw the Sword God talking to the police officers while glancing at them from time to time.
The second apprentice, seeing the situation was turning against him, pointed at the Sword God and shouted, "I want to do good deeds! I want to get leniency! I have a video of him stealing, I just filmed it!"
The Sword God was trying his best to speak well of the three of them and lessen their guilt when he suddenly heard his second disciple's shout. He felt like he almost spat out a mouthful of blood and was so angry that he almost passed out.
What the hell is that?!
So the disciples he took in turned out to be a bunch of heartless, ungrateful wretches?
He had just been arrested and hadn't even arrived at the police station yet, but he couldn't wait to sell himself.
Seeing this, the Sword God stopped pretending.
Completely abandoning all pretense of civility, he laid his cards on the table: "I want to earn merit too! I have another phone that has financial dealings with those three people, and the chat logs on the phone record their petty thefts!"
As the Sword God said, these three apprentices were indeed newcomers who had only recently entered the profession and had not yet had any real combat experience.
But he's done plenty of petty theft on a regular basis.
For example, secretly hiding a small item when going to the supermarket may seem like insignificant little things, but over time, they add up to quite a lot.
Individually, they might just be a reprimand or a lesson, but when put together, the nature of the situation changes.
Upon hearing this, the eldest and third disciples immediately became anxious.
The second junior brother actually betrayed his master in order to gain merit for himself. What does that have to do with them?
"I also want to make a contribution. My mentor told me last year that he took someone's things when no one was looking at a shopping mall!"
The eldest apprentice spoke first, hoping to gain a favorable attitude from the police.
After saying that, he pointed sharply at his third apprentice and said, "And this guy, he stole a big rooster that an old man in their village had!"
The third apprentice was so angry his eyes almost popped out. He pointed at the eldest apprentice and shouted, "You have the nerve to talk back to me! Don't you have any self-awareness about what you've done? You even told me last time that you took the genuine Air Jordans that the guy downstairs left at his door!"
In an instant, the four of them started hurling accusations at each other.
Various pieces of evidence were pouring out like they were free, and the scene was in complete chaos.
The surrounding police officers looked at each other in bewilderment. Normally, it takes a lot of time and energy to investigate in order to obtain evidence.
But this time, things got out of hand, and the suspects themselves spilled all their crimes.
Goodness, if arresting people were this easy every time, solving cases would be so much easier.
At the same time, Xiao Chen and the young police officer, having received the news, rushed back.
The young police officer's eyes lit up the moment he saw the four members of the Sword God's group being escorted by officers.
He excitedly said to Xiao Chen, "Haha, sis, I told you something was up! You were keeping it from me. Just as I expected!"
……
(End of this chapter)
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