Learn a small skill every day and embark on a crazy life

Chapter 1 I Just Want to Lie Down
A pungent smell rushed into Shen Qiu's nose. He suddenly opened his eyes and saw an unfamiliar scene.

He found himself lying on a cold, hard stone slab, with a dry riverbed beneath him that emitted a disgusting, foul smell.

"vomit……"

Shen Qiu couldn't help but dry heave, his stomach churning.

He struggled to sit up, looked around, and found a big river ten meters ahead.

So Shen Qiu walked quickly to the river, and saw his tattered clothes, messy hair, and dirty face reflected in the water. This scene was hard for Shen Qiu to accept.

"No way, no way, I actually wore it and became a beggar?"

Shen Qiu muttered to himself in disbelief as he received a memory of his original beggar's death from starvation.

Trying hard to recall everything that happened before he traveled through time, he clearly remembered that he was working overtime in an electronics factory and fell asleep drowsily on the workbench. How come he found himself in this damn place when he woke up?

Just when he was puzzled, a cold mechanical voice sounded in his mind: "Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully binding to the Destiny System. This system will help the host to practice hard and reach the pinnacle of life from now on, and become the strongest man in the Yunmeng Star Sea Realm."

"Destiny system? The peak of life? The strongest man?"

Shen Qiu was stunned by the series of unfamiliar words, and then he was ecstatic and couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha, I knew that a chosen one like me would never work in an electronics factory for the rest of my life. The golden finger is finally here!"

Shen Qiu rubbed his hands excitedly, as if he had already seen himself wearing gorgeous clothes, surrounded by beauties, looking down on the crowd.

"Wait, what is the Yunmeng Star Sea Realm?"

"Besides, what's the point of being the strongest man? I just want to lie down!"

Shen Qiu soon discovered that something was wrong. What was the point of practicing?
The system seemed to sense his resistance, and the emotionless mechanical voice sounded again: "Careful reminder, if the host wants to return to the original world, he must cultivate to the divine realm, otherwise he will stay in the Yunmeng Star Sea Realm forever. There are powerful practitioners and monsters in this world. I hope the host can cultivate and become stronger as soon as possible."

"What, you want to cultivate to the divine realm?"

Shen Qiu was struck by lightning. He knew it was too difficult when he heard about this realm. "No, no, cultivation is too tiring. I couldn't stand working in an electronics factory for several months in my previous life. I was exhausted and wanted to quit every day, but I was heavily in debt. I couldn't leave. I continued to work while I was devastated. It was hard, tiring and I had to stay up late. I am naturally lazy and have no perseverance. I am only suitable for lying down."

"System, do you have any function that can make me stronger by lying down, such as reaching the maximum level with one click, or sending me home directly?" Shen Qiu asked unwillingly.

The system was silent for a moment, and then said again in an emotionless mechanical voice: "There are no loopholes in this system. Please stop having unnecessary fantasies and start practicing as soon as possible."

"..."

Come to think of it, Shen Qiu is just an ordinary office worker with no big ambitions in life. Even if he is lucky enough to get the system, don't expect him to practice boringly and then spend a lot of effort to fight wits and courage with the enemy. That would be too tiring.

In Shen Qiu's words: After decades of hard work, I have finally come to this different world. Can't I enjoy myself?
In the next few days, the Destiny System kept instilling in Shen Qiu the benefits of cultivation, such as immortality, flying, omnipotence, dominance, and even tried to seduce him with various beauties.

However, Shen Qiu was like a stubborn stone. No matter what the system said, he remained indifferent.

Are you kidding? Didn’t he work so hard in his previous life just to be able to lie down and live a good life?
Now that I have finally been reborn, I want to continue to work like a slave. Are you crazy?
Shen Qiu said: Cultivation? It doesn't exist. It is impossible to cultivate in this life. It is also impossible to work. The only way to maintain this kind of life is to lie down.

"Ding, the host's determination has been detected. The destiny system has automatically adjusted the plan and now changes it to signing in for a random small skill every day."

"Ding, today's sign-in is completed. Congratulations to the host for obtaining a random small skill: Butterfly Summoning!" Note: The host can rely on mental power to summon a group of colorful butterflies out of thin air. The butterflies are controllable and exist for five minutes. They can only be summoned three times a day.

Shen Qiu rolled his eyes and complained to the destiny system: "Tongzi, your random skills are too random, and you even use the butterfly summoning technique? You want me to use this trick to confess to a little girl? Are you serious?"

The Destiny System replied coldly: "The skills provided by this system are all random, please do not question it."

Hearing this, Shen Qiu curled his lips, then stood up and brushed off the dust on his body.

To be honest, after traveling to another world, apart from being bound to an unreliable system, he has not yet experienced the wonders of this world.

"Now that I'm here, I might as well take a good look around and see how this alien world is different from Earth." Shen Qiu muttered to himself and walked forward.

"Ding, according to the system detection, the host is located in a desolate wilderness outside Tianhuang City. It is recommended that the host go to the city as soon as possible to avoid danger."

The cold and ruthless voice of the Destiny System sounded in Shen Qiu's mind.

"Danger? What danger?"

Shen Qiu was stunned for a moment. No way, he would have to face a life-and-death crisis right after traveling through time?
System: "There are powerful monsters in this world. They are bloodthirsty and often attack lone humans."

Shen Qiu: “…”

Fortunately, after consulting the Destiny System, Shen Qiu realized that he was now in the territory of the Dachuan Dynasty, outside the south gate of Tianhuang City.

Now his stomach was growling with hunger, Shen Qiu decided to solve the problem of food and clothing first.

But Shen Qiu hadn't realized it yet, because he was wearing tattered linen clothes, had messy hair, and had mud on his face that hadn't been wiped off.

With this appearance, it would be an exaggeration to call him a beggar. Instead, he looked more like a refugee who was about to starve to death.

Sure enough, when Shen Qiu staggered to the south gate of Tianhuang City, two armored city guards blocked his way.

"Go away, go away, where did you come from, you stinky beggar? Don't you know where this place is? If you want to go into the city, get out of here."

One of the city guards, a man with a thick face, waved his spear impatiently, as if to shoo away a fly.

Only then did Shen Qiu realize his problem, so he rolled his eyes and came up with a plan.

"Please be merciful, my two military lords. I am a good citizen. My hometown was hit by a disaster, so I fled all the way here. I haven't had a hot meal for several days. I beg you two military lords to show mercy and let me go to the city to beg for food."

"Get lost, stop making up stories. Do you really think we are fools?"

The fat-faced city guard obviously didn't buy it and raised his spear: "If you keep squeaking, I'll shoot you to death!"

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