Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 97 I Have a Hundred People Wanting to Kill Me Every Day
at this time.

Shen Lan had already taken out his phone, intending to call the police, but his phone had no signal at all.

"Why is there no signal again!"

Shen Lan's expression grew increasingly grim.

Jiang Nanxi smiled slightly at him, "I told you long ago, the appearance of the human-faced spider in this place must mean that something even more powerful is affecting the magnetic field."

When Shen Lan saw Jiang Nanxi's smile, he felt inexplicably uneasy and involuntarily shrank his neck.

Jiang Nanxi went over to take a look at the drone.

She had originally attached a bunch of talismans to the drone to shield it from magnetic field effects, but while dealing with the giant spider, the drone was scratched by the branches of a fallen tree.

The yellow paper talisman on it was torn by a tree branch, so it lost its function.

Jiang Nanxi took out new yellow paper and a cinnabar pen from her backpack, drew talismans, and pasted them on.

Not long after, the drone's signal was restored, and it flew back into the air.

[Why did the signal drop again? Hearing Shen Lan's outrageous statement made my blood pressure spike; I really wanted to jump into the screen and beat him to death.]

[That's right, how could Shen Lan have the nerve to criticize Sister Xi? If Sister Xi hadn't dealt with the Human-Faced Spider, all these guests would have been injured!]

Shen Lan was angry and ashamed because she had done something wrong! She was trying to shift the blame onto Jiang Nanxi!

On the drone's screen, viewers' comments kept scrolling by. Before long, the viewers also noticed that the live broadcast of the show had resumed.

[Huh? Why is Shen Lan's face swollen?]

[Is that Shen Lan with that pig's head? I didn't even recognize him. Who hit him?]

Shen Lan looked at her phone; it still had no signal, and she couldn't contact anyone outside.

He walked toward the drone in mid-air, looking somewhat flustered.

Shen Lan shouted at the drone, "Director, director! I'm not filming anymore, I want to leave! Quickly send the rescue team to pick me up!"

The director asked, "What happened to you? This place seems quite safe, why are you suddenly leaving?"

"Safety my ass!"

Shen Lan glared fiercely at Jiang Nanxi, "That woman went crazy again just now, slapping me more than a dozen times. If I stay here any longer, she'll beat me to death sooner or later!"

Jiang Nanxi frowned, looking puzzled. "When did I hit you? Don't slander me."

Shen Lan:?
Jiang Nanxi then looked at Liu Qingyan and asked, "Teacher Liu, did I hit someone just now? Did I hit him?"

Liu Qingyan also looked puzzled. "No, we just stood here chatting for a while, we didn't do anything. Who hit anyone?"

Jiang Nanxi then looked at Li Chu and Hou Xiao, "Teacher Hou, Chu Chu, did I hit someone? Did you see me hit him? I don't remember doing anything. Is my memory playing tricks on me?"

Li Chu: "If you remember correctly, he didn't hit anyone. It was Shen Lan who suddenly muttered to himself that he was sorry to Song Wanwan, and then he knelt on the ground and beat himself up to atone for his sins."

Hou Xiao glanced at Jiang Nanxi with a complicated expression, but ultimately said nothing.

Liu Qingyan's questioning voice came again, "I saw it too. How come he forgot after he finished smoking? Could it be... that he's the one who actually has schizophrenia?"

"What are you talking about!" Shen Lan stared at them in disbelief, her eyes filled with anger and her voice tinged with grievance. "How could I slap myself? It was clearly her who hit me! You all saw it, so why are you saying you didn't? You're lying through your teeth! Don't you have any conscience?!"

Liu Qingyan chuckled lightly, looking at him with amusement, "So you mean you didn't feel guilty for pushing Song Wanwan, and therefore didn't kneel down and beat yourself to atone for your sins?"

"No, that's not what I meant..."

Shen Lan quickly explained, "I was completely dazed at the time, I had no idea what I was doing, I don't remember pushing Wanwan at all! I was wrong, but wasn't Jiang Nanxi right too? She was the one who hit her..."

Before he could finish speaking, Liu Qingyan interrupted him, "You all heard that, right? He has absolutely no recollection of pushing Song Wanwan, which means he definitely has mental issues. We all saw it just now, and he still insists that he didn't slap himself, so he must have forgotten again."

Shen Lan: "..."

Seeing Liu Qingyan's composed and articulate demeanor, Shen Lan opened his mouth, speechless, feeling utterly helpless.

[Ha! He almost got his girlfriend killed, and now he's slandering Jiang Nanxi. This Shen Lan is disgusting!]

[She talks a complete load of nonsense; not a single word of Shen Lan's mouth can be believed. Shouldn't this kind of scum get out of the entertainment industry as soon as possible?!]

[Shen Lan, what's wrong with you? How did you become schizophrenic? You mustn't make it through! Shen Lan, something must happen to you!]

Seeing the indifferent looks in the eyes of the others, Shen Lan felt a surge of anger, as if he had been isolated by everyone.

Seeing that he was trembling with anger, Jiang Nanxi said, "You insist that I hit you, right? Fine, I'll apologize to you then."

"I'm sorry, dear, after negotiation, we can offer you zero yuan in compensation. Is that alright? If not, then we can only compensate you with a few slaps. You said I hit you, but I didn't, so I have to slap you a few times to make it clear."

She still wants to hit me?!
When Shen Lan saw Jiang Nanxi roll up her sleeves and walk over, her pupils dilated in shock. She turned and ran towards the cave exit, yelling, "Don't come any closer!!!"

Seeing him run away, Jiang Nanxi stopped, a slight smile playing on her lips. "I managed to control my urge to kill again today. I've really done something good."

Hou Xiao stood beside her and said earnestly, "Xiao Jiang, you still need to calm down. Sometimes being too impulsive is not good."

Although Shen Lan is a scumbag, if what happened had happened outside, Shen Lan would have called the police, and she would have faced legal trouble! It would also have affected her career as an artist!

"Am I not calm enough?"

Jiang Nanxi sighed and said, "Every day I have a hundred people who want to kill me, but I don't do it. That means I save a hundred lives every day. I'm practically a healer."

Hou Xiao: ?
audience:?
Hou Xiao's lips twitched; he simply didn't want to talk to her anymore. He returned to his original spot, took out a small iron pot, and prepared to cook something to eat.

After a while, everyone had started eating instant noodles, and Shen Lan returned from outside.

He brought back a package wrapped in his coat, which Jiang Nanxi noticed immediately, and her eyes instantly turned cold.

Shen Lan said, "I was wrong just now. I picked some mushrooms and brought them back. I'll treat everyone to mushroom soup."

Shen Lan emptied the contents of her coat onto the ground; they were mushrooms about the size of a palm.

However, these mushrooms have a strange shape. The caps of the mushrooms are wrinkled, and at first glance they look like an old man's face. If you look closely, you can even see the shape of the eyes and nose!

Forget it.

The moment Shen Lan poured the mushrooms down, a strange fragrance wafted through the cave.

(End of this chapter)