Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 90 I'll take you there in my flying car.

Is that a banded krait?!
A highly venomous snake containing neurotoxins!

Liu Qingyan's breathing slowed down, and he quickly whispered to Jiang Nanxi, "Don't move, there's a poisonous snake on your head."

Be quiet, jump down slowly, I'll catch you, don't startle it!

Jiang Nanxi had already sensed it. She turned her head and glanced at it, then saw the silver-ringed snake open its mouth wide in her direction, revealing its venomous fangs.

Its head was raised, and its forked tongue protruded, indicating that it was poised to attack.

Jiang Nanxi stared at it for a while, then suddenly a big smile appeared on her face. "Time to eat roasted snake!"

Just as she was about to grab the silver-ringed snake, Liu Qingyan's voice came from below, "This is a protected animal; eating it will land you in jail!"

Jiang Nanxi's eyes dimmed instantly, and her hand movements changed. With lightning speed, she grabbed the silver-ringed snake's forked tongue.

"hiss--!"

The banded krait opened its mouth wide, revealing its sharp fangs, and lunged to bite her hand.

There was a click.

A pale blue spiritual energy shield flashed across Jiang Nanxi's hand, and the audience watched as the silver ring snake's fangs broke off, with a small section protruding.

"It bit me and broke its own tooth, so it's not my fault."

Jiang Nanxi pulled hard and yanked the silver-ringed snake's forked tongue out.

Then she released it with a "biu" like snapping a rubber band, and the snake's forked tongue struck the snake's head, sending the silver-ringed snake flying away with a snap, landing somewhere in the woods.

[What?! Big socks? Is that even possible? Are you made of copper or steel?!]

[Banded krait: F*** #￥@%……&*]

After Jiang Nanxi flicked the silver-ringed snake away, she jumped down from the tree.

When Jiang Nanxi saw the drone camera fly up to her, she said, "Everyone, please don't pull the snake's tongue like I did. You'll easily get bitten."

I am a cultivator, so being bitten is nothing to me. But for an ordinary person, being bitten would be fatal. If you are unfortunately bitten, you must stand up straight and never fall to the ground.

【why? 】

[Can this slow down the spread of neurotoxins?]

Jiang Nanxi: "This way, after death, the body will be stiff, so only the lower half can be buried, while the upper half remains upright, saving the need for a tombstone and a photo."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

audience:"……"

"So we should thank you?"

[And then you randomly scare a passerby to death, right?]

[They've even skipped the tombstone and photo, what am I even expecting?!]

Before long, the other guests also woke up and crawled out of the tent one by one.

After packing their things and eating some dry rations, everyone headed towards the swamp.

After walking for almost an hour, they arrived near the swamp. There was a man-made wooden bridge over the swamp, which they could use to cross it.

But no one immediately left the woods, because two enormous crocodiles were lying in a clearing next to the swamp. If they tried to cross the swamp now, they would definitely run into these two crocodiles face to face.

Looking at the two ferocious crocodiles, Shen Lan couldn't help but say, "How are we going to get across? These two crocodiles are as long as adults, so they must be very strong. Besides, they're lying right next to the entrance of the wooden bridge. If we go over there, we'll be discovered immediately."

Hou Xiaosi pondered, "We need to find a way to lure these two crocodiles away; we might need something bloody."

Song Shixing asked, "Go catch a pheasant or a rabbit or something?"

Song Wanwan complained, "I didn't see any pheasants or rabbits when I came here. I don't know when I'll be able to catch any."

She suddenly looked at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Aren't you a cultivator? You're so fast at running away, why don't you provoke the crocodiles and lure them away? Once we've all crossed the bridge, you can shake off the crocodiles and come back to join us."

"Late night!"

Song Shixing couldn't help but scold, "Even if Jiang Nanxi knows a little kung fu, you can't let someone be used as bait to lure away the crocodiles. What if she can't outrun the crocodiles and gets bitten? It's better to catch pheasants and rabbits; that's much safer."

Jiang Nanxi suddenly spoke up, "It's okay, I'll lure these two crocodiles away."

Jiang Nanxi squatted at the front, turned to look at them, and smiled slightly, "However, I don't know how to anger the crocodile, I still need something bloody."

Going to hunt pheasants or rabbits now is definitely a waste of time. Aren't there ready-made animals to kill? Why not just use what's readily available?

Jiang Nanxi pulled out a long knife as long as her arm from her backpack, the gleaming blade pointing towards Song Wanwan.

"Song Wanwan, lend me some blood."

When they saw Jiang Nanxi raise her long sword and slash at Song Wanwan, everyone else was startled.

"Teacher Jiang, please don't act impulsively!"

"Teacher Jiang, calm down!"

"Teacher Jiang, Wanwan is just being silly, she's talking nonsense, please don't take it to heart!"

If Liu Qingyan hadn't grabbed Jiang Nanxi's waist in time to stop her, and if the others hadn't blocked her way, Jiang Nanxi's long sword would have slashed at Song Wanwan's face.

Song Wanwan turned pale with fright and collapsed to her knees, too terrified to utter a sound.

Seeing that she looked terrified, Jiang Nanxi scoffed and then put away her long sword. "Song Wanwan, look in the mirror before you offer any suggestions. What are you? Do you think you're qualified to teach me how to do things?"

Jiang Nanxi rummaged through her backpack, took out her broom, and looked at the others.

"Ignore those two crocodiles, I'll take you there in a taxi, ten thousand yuan each."

After Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, she pointed at Shen Lan and Song Wanwan and said, "You two, 100,000 each, otherwise this matter is off the table."

Shen Lan knew that Jiang Nanxi's broom could fly, and he couldn't help but say, "Why are we so expensive? I paid you five million for saving your life, can't you just send us there for free?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Because I'm a shrewd businessman."

Shen Lan: "..."

Jiang Nanxi's words left Shen Lan speechless, while Hou Xiao stared in shock at the broom in her hand.

"Xiao Jiang, you're not talking about this broom that's flying, are you? How can a broom fly? Have you been watching too many movies?"

Hou Xiao looked around and said, "Although we didn't see any pheasants or rabbits when we came, we can still go look for them now. Let's use the animals to lure the crocodiles away before crossing the wooden bridge! As long as we're fast, we should be fine!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Really not going to take my flying taxi? For just 10,000 yuan, you can get a safe, worry-free, fast, and convenient ride. Not only is there no risk, but you also don't need to spend time looking for bait. Most importantly, you can also show off in front of the camera and experience the same flying taxi as Harry Potter!"

(End of this chapter)