Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 81: Are there any openings for CEOs? I have extensive professional knowledge.
The audience was astonished.

[Wait, what are you showing him? I've been shipping you and Yan Shen for so long, Jiang Nanxi, don't tell me now that you're a guy!]

[Jiang Nanxi, your action is really scary! Calm down!]

[So, between becoming more beautiful and becoming cuter, you chose mutation and perversion, right?]

Not only were the audience members shocked, but Liu Qingyan, who was also present, widened her eyes, especially when she saw Jiang Nanxi with her hand on her jeans.

At this moment, the man walked towards Jiang Nanxi with a puzzled expression.

"Teacher Jiang, please don't act impulsively!"

Liu Qingyan grabbed Jiang Nanxi by the waist, trying to drag her away, "Let's get out of here first!"

Jiang Nanxi pushed him away abruptly.

"Get out of my way, don't get in my way. What I pull out will scare you both to death."

"..."

Just as Liu Qingyan was filled with despair, the man pulled up his pants and came in front of them. "I've never seen a transvestite before. Let me see."

result.

Jiang Nanxi took a water gun out of her pocket and held it to the man's forehead.

"Haha, you didn't expect that, did you? It's actually a gun! I'll give you three seconds to kneel down and beg for mercy, or I won't be so polite!"

This time, not only Liu Qingyan and the audience fell silent, but the men also fell silent upon seeing the water gun.

The man showed no panic, and even said calmly, "This looks like a toy water gun. What can you do about it?"

"Who said this is a toy water gun? This is a magical artifact that I modified. It can be used to fight ghosts or people."

"..."

The man stared at Jiang Nanxi for a while with a complicated expression, "You're such a pretty girl, yet you have something wrong with your head."

As he spoke, his eyes grew increasingly sinister. "You're mentally unstable and still like to seduce other women, sneaking into men's rooms in the middle of the night. You women are just as shameless as that slut. I'll just send you on your way! All of you women deserve to die!"

Suddenly, a murderous glint flashed across the man's face, and he pulled out a boning knife and stabbed at Jiang Nanxi.

The audience and director were shocked.

[Holy crap, he stabbed someone in the back without warning! This guy is not only a psychopath, he's a murderer!]

Judging from what he said, could he be that serial killer? Run!

At the critical moment, the man's wrist was suddenly grabbed by a large hand with distinct knuckles.

Liu Qingyan's expression was cold and stern. With a sudden burst of force, the man's face turned deathly pale with pain, and a cracking sound of bones breaking could be heard from his wrist.

Bang.

Liu Qingyan snatched the boning knife from the man and then kicked him hard, sending him flying two meters away.

The man's body crashed into a tree not far away and then fell down.

He felt as if his internal organs had shifted, and he could taste blood in his throat.

The man looked at the refined and handsome man in horror. He never expected that this guy, who looked so gentle, would be so strong. He had kicked him away so easily!
He thought this guy was just a pretty boy and nothing to be afraid of, and he even planned to kill the woman and then deal with the man too!

"You... you..."

The man glanced at Liu Qingyan warily, struggled to his feet, and quickly disappeared into the bushes in an attempt to escape.

A hissing sound.

Jiang Nanxi pressed the water gun button, and a jet of golden water shot out, illuminating the dim woods. "Ah!"

The man let out a shrill scream, and the audience saw through the camera that his fleeing figure fell straight to the ground, with blood spreading on the ground.

Jiang Nanxi ran over and pulled the man out of the bushes, whereupon the audience noticed a bloody hole in the man's back.

The golden jet of water pierced through the man's body, nearly hitting his heart.

Blood was flowing continuously from the hole, and the man lay on the ground howling in pain, unable to escape at all.

【Wait, this water gun is so powerful? Is it even a toy?】

I thought Jiang Nanxi, that clown, was putting on another abstract performance, but it turns out the clown was myself!

Jiang Nanxi called the police.

Not long after, the police arrived and confirmed that he was indeed the serial killer they had been looking for.

This guy fled from somewhere else, killed several women, and also knew some counter-surveillance techniques, which is why the police haven't been able to catch him.

The ostrich roast meat that's been selling in the village lately is also this guy's doing.

This guy is not only a murderer, but also has some mental problems. Every time he kills someone, he cuts off the victim's flesh and eats it himself, and then makes the rest into barbecue and sells it to others.

Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan went to the police station to cooperate with the police investigation. When they left, Jiang Nanxi even received a small banner as a token of appreciation.

Jiang Nanxi looked at the small banner with disappointment, "I thought I would get a reward for calling the police this time, but I didn't expect to only get a small banner."

Liu Qingyan glanced at her and said, "Even if there's a bonus, it won't be much money."

"It must be at least tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands, right? You call that not much money?"

The two returned together in a police car. Hou Xiao was also in the car, looking at the small banner in Jiang Nanxi's hand with a complicated expression.

How could this crazy woman spot something wrong with the barbecue at a glance, and even help the police catch a long-fleeing serial killer?
Upon arriving at the guesthouse, the three of them got out of the car.

Jiang Nanxi noticed Hou Xiao and turned to ask him, "Teacher Hou, judging from your face, you're likely to face a bloody disaster soon, which must be related to your purchase of ostrich meat. Have you thought it through? Give me two million, and I can help you avert this calamity."

Hou Xiao frowned and said, "Xiao Jiang, the fact that you were able to help the police catch the murderer shows that you have some skills. Why can't you just be a celebrity on variety shows or retire from the entertainment industry to work in criminal investigation? Why do you have to be so foolish as to scam people out of money?"

Hou Xiao patted Jiang Nanxi on the shoulder and said, "Little Jiang, you should have aspirations and ideals. Don't take these crooked paths."

Jiang Nanxi: "My ideal is not to go to work."

Hou Xiao paused, then couldn't help but say, "What kind of ideal is this? I've already said that people should have aspirations. How can you not go to work? If you listen to me, don't cause trouble on variety shows. After this episode ends, I can introduce you to some good resources."

Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up as she looked at Hou Xiao expectantly, "Really?"

"Of course, the premise is that you must respect me as the captain, follow my arrangements, and stop saying these mystical things to cheat other people out of their money."

"Then could you introduce me to a job as a domineering CEO? The kind with a net worth of hundreds of millions."

"...?"

"Teacher Hou, don't you think my personality is very suitable for being a domineering CEO? First of all, I have headaches and stomach problems. When I have a headache, I become irritable and want to hit people, and it hurts a lot when I hit people."

Secondly, I have a very strong possessive streak; I always want to take other people's money for myself. I also have some psychological issues, including a tragic childhood, emotional instability, and frequent inexplicable tantrums. Furthermore, I have friends who can act as doctors, lawyers, and housekeepers.

"...?"

"Most importantly, I have read dozens of novels about domineering CEOs falling in love with me, so I have a certain understanding of the profession of domineering CEOs, and I am proficient in all the quotes of domineering CEOs. I have a wealth of professional knowledge."

"...?"

Jiang Nanxi looked at Hou Xiao with a sincere expression, "Teacher Hou, do you have such resources that you could introduce?"

I guarantee I'll be able to get up to speed immediately upon joining the company and quickly adapt to the luxurious lifestyle of mansions, cars, and high society.