Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 73 Being a mistress will get you beaten up, being a fool is just right (Bonus Chapter)
"Hahahaha, work my ass! There are so many people who are so annoying, am I one of them? I don't work! I can't even read, hahahahahaha!"

Jiang Nanxi stood on the table and started gesturing wildly, stomping the map to pieces, and writhing on the table like a maggot.

"What are you doing? How could you destroy the map! If you destroy the map, how are we supposed to plan the hiking route?!"

Hou Xiao's expression changed drastically, and he rushed over to stop Jiang Nanxi from tearing up the map.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly stopped moving. She lay face down on the table, her long hair hanging forward, covering her entire face, and her body began to convulse wildly.

Hou Xiao was immediately shocked and stood frozen in place, afraid to move. "What...what's wrong with her? Does she have some kind of illness? It has nothing to do with me, I didn't even touch her!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm not sick, I'm dead. You made me write a 10,000-word report, and my brain has become stiff from overuse."

Hou Xiao: "What do you mean?"

Jiang Nanxi: "My brain is damaged; I can't write reports."

Hou Xiao: ?
Seeing Jiang Nanxi still slumped over the table, her legs folded back and placed next to her head, and she was crying bitterly while hugging her legs, Hou Xiao didn't know what to say for a moment.

Is this bizarre posture something a human could do? Does she really have some kind of illness?

When the others saw Jiang Nanxi's strange behavior, and how she was hugging her legs and silently shedding tears, they were also stunned, unsure whether she was having a fit or experiencing a seizure.

[Jiang Nanxi's behavior is so strange; it feels like she's about to unleash a frenzy and devour someone.]

[Big socks, can a normal person do something like that? Are you really going to turn into a zombie?]

[Jiang Nanxi, quickly say you won't eat people, and remember to say that Chinese people don't lie to Chinese people.]

"Jiang Nanxi, are you alright?"

The director came over to check on Jiang Nanxi, and then saw her stand up and nimbly do a backflip off the table.

Hou Xiao: ?
audience:?
Hearing her shout "Oh ho!" and run off to eat a banana, the director's lips twitched wildly, and Hou Xiao finally realized that she seemed to have been tricked.

Hou Xiao said through gritted teeth, "Are you pretending to be crazy just to avoid writing the report? Or are you saying you've never been to school and don't know anything, so you think you can't write it and that's why you're not writing it? Are there no educational requirements for artists these days?"

No one ignored him.

Hou Xiao, losing face, roared, "Didn't any of you hear me? Are you all illiterate? Have you never been to school?!"

Seeing his anger, the director tried to smooth things over, saying, "Teacher Hou is the team leader, so let's all follow his instructions. Don't forget, in addition to sharing the five million yuan grand prize, guests who perform exceptionally well will receive an extra five million yuan bonus."

Jiang Nanxi asked, "Does 'excellent performance' also include listening to the captain and cooperating with the captain's actions?"

"of course."

"..."

Everyone was speechless.

Is Hou Xiao here to be the team leader? Or is he just here to flaunt his authority and have fun? Every single one of his demands is so unreasonable!
The director had someone bring over a new map.

Jiang Nanxi sighed and sat down at the table with her pen. "This class is getting harder and harder to teach. Not only do we have to work our butts off to get a little bonus, but we also have to cooperate with idiots."

Hou Xiao: "Who are you calling an idiot?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I wasn't insulting you, I was praising you, because I'm an idiot too."

Hou Xiao: ?
Jiang Nanxi: "Being a top doesn't last long, being a bottom doesn't last, being a sub makes you laugh, being a sub makes you fight back, being a mistress gets you beaten up, being a slut is just right. Welcome to be a fool with me." After saying that, Jiang Nanxi winked at Hou Xiao and made a heart shape with her hands. "I'm a little slut, you're a big slut. We're the same kind, so please stop making things difficult for me, okay?"

Hou Xiao: ? ? ? ? ?
Who the hell is like you?! This woman is so crazy, is she really mentally sound? Why did the director let someone like her participate in the show?!

Hou Xiao looked like he'd swallowed a fly, his face extremely ugly, while the other guests laughed.

Finally, with another victim to distract Jiang Nanxi, they were relieved!

[Hahahaha, Jiang Nanxi is amazing! She walks the path of idiots, leaving idiots with nowhere to go!]

[Haha, you never know what crazy things Jiang Nanxi will say next. Based on my experience watching "Retreat to the Countryside," it's best to avoid communicating with her!]

Seeing that everyone was laughing at Hou Xiao, and to prevent Hou Xiao from refusing to continue filming in a fit of anger, the director brought over a stack of laptops to change the subject.

"Writing 10,000 words by hand is too tiring. Everyone should type it on the computer and then send the document to the team leader in the group so that the team leader can choose a suitable plan."

Jiang Nanxi was assigned a computer, and as soon as she turned it on, she saw Liu Qingyan sitting next to her.

She stared at him for a while and noticed that the deathly aura emanating from him had intensified.

A dark aura shrouded his brows, with flashes of blood-red light within, indicating that he would encounter a very dangerous bloody disaster during this period.

Come to life!
Jiang Nanxi moved closer to him. "Teacher Liu, something seems off about your appearance. You might encounter deadly danger in the rainforest. How about you give me some money, and I'll protect you personally?"

"How much do you want?"

"five million!"

Liu Qingyan paused, turned to look at her, and said, "Teacher Jiang, to be honest, I was immediately attracted by your unique charm the moment I saw you..."

Jiang Nanxi and Erkang stopped him from continuing, "I know I'm a charming girl, but there are seven types of relationships I won't date. First, I won't date the opposite sex because we don't understand each other. Second, I won't date the same sex because too much mutual understanding is meaningless. Third, I won't date living people because I'm dead, and living people don't match me. Fourth, I won't date dead people because dead people don't move and have no energy."

Fifth, I won't date anyone older than me; there's a generation gap. Sixth, I won't date anyone younger than me; I can't even take care of myself, let alone him. Seventh, I won't date anyone my age; there's no novelty.

Liu Qingyan's lips twitched. "That's not what I meant. I just wanted you to give me a discount."

"Oh, is that so? No, that won't work!"

"Girls shouldn't be so materialistic. How about a flat five hundred yuan?"

"Liu, Qing, Yan!"

Jiang Nanxi lunged at him and grabbed his neck tightly. "Are you trying to get me to give you a discount? You want me to break your bones, don't you? What's wrong with being materialistic? What are girls supposed to do if they don't worship money? Are they supposed to worship Guan Yu?"

Liu Qingyan said weakly, "Teacher Jiang, I really have feelings for you. For the sake of this pure love, five hundred yuan... Ahhh, stop pinching me, I'm dying! Six hundred yuan at most, no more!"

Jiang Nanxi gritted her teeth and continued pinching him, "Pure love is no longer enough for me, it has to be pure gold! Five million, no question about it!"

After thinking for a moment, Liu Qingyan had no choice but to say, "Alright, then it's five million, but I have one request."

"Say!"

“I’m timid. You promised to protect me closely, so you need to keep a distance of less than two meters from me and not leave me behind. If you need to leave, you can tell me and I will agree. But if I call you, you must come back to me.”

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