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Chapter 47 Oh, how did you end up kissing him!

Bang.

Liu Qingyan felt as if she had crashed into a narrow, rectangular wooden box, which she initially judged to be a dead person's coffin.

Just as he finished making his assessment, he saw Jiang Nanxi fall down as well, landing squarely on him.

"Excuse me!"

Jiang Nanxi was practically lying on top of him. She tried to get up, but that chilling aura attacked her again.

It felt like an invisible hand was pressing down on her back, and then there was a click as something closed.

When the force behind her disappeared, Jiang Nanxi tried to move her body to get up, but found that she couldn't straighten up because there was a board blocking her way.

Liu Qingyan's voice came through, "We're in the coffin, and something has closed the lid."

"Ah."

Jiang Nanxi frowned, feeling a little uncomfortable, because she was currently lying on top of Liu Qingyan's body like a big toad.

The space inside the coffin was very cramped, and she was almost pressed against him, able to clearly feel his body temperature and breathing.

Jiang Nanxi raised a hand, intending to smash the coffin lid open, but then heard a burst of laughter and conversation outside.

"Finally found it! You've done a great job!"

"Quickly, quickly, give him to the old master, so that the old master can live a second life!"

"After careful selection, this is truly a fine body. He's handsome and tall; the old master will surely like him."

Jiang Nanxi paused.

This old man Chen is something else; he actually keeps a bunch of little devils as his subordinates.

The two little devils set up a trap to ensnare Liu Qingyan, probably because they coveted her body and wanted to take her to the old master to possess.

After she arrived, she resolved the issue of the ghost wall, and the two little ghosts used their ghost magic to lock them in a coffin.

interesting.

Jiang Nanxi was thinking of going to meet the old master of the Chen family when the coffin suddenly jolted violently, and her head hit Liu Qingyan's face. Unfortunately, her lips landed on his thin lips.

"!!!"

Jiang Nanxi's eyes widened suddenly.

She quickly raised her head, only to see two ghosts outside carrying a coffin, running wildly at such a speed that the two of them inside the coffin were swaying back and forth.

After accidentally touching Liu Qingyan's lips several times, Jiang Nanxi felt completely numb.

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "I didn't mean to. If it really doesn't work out, I can take responsibility for you."

In the darkness, his gaze was fixed on her, serious. "How will you take responsibility?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I have ten yuan in my WeChat account. When we go out later, let's buy a scratch-off lottery ticket. If we win five million, I'll buy you a big villa and a Ferrari, and take you for a drive every day."

Liu Qingyan remained silent for a long time before saying, "Scratch-off tickets don't seem to have such large amounts, and five million isn't enough to buy a big villa."

Jiang Nanxi: "If I don't win, then forget it. Just consider it me bragging."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

Jiang Nanxi: "Don't be upset. I can buy you a Mixue Ice Cream as an apology, or a Luckin Coffee on sale for 9.9 yuan will also do. You're not the kind of materialistic boy, are you?"

Liu Qingyan: "...Okay."

Before long, the two ghosts arrived at the location, put the coffin down, and opened the lid.

One of the ghosts grabbed Jiang Nanxi by the back of her collar, pulled her out, and threw her to the ground.

"This woman is useless. We'll kill her later and make her the old master's twentieth concubine."

"????"

Bang.

The ghost closed the coffin lid again, locking Liu Qingyan inside. Then the two ghosts carried the coffin into a room.

Jiang Nanxi stood up and looked around. She then discovered that there was a courtyard house underground. The antique-style house was beautifully built, and there were paper figures walking around in the corridor.

Jiang Nanxi then made a hand seal, turning her body as pale as a paper effigy, with two bright red patches of blush on her cheeks.

When the two ghosts came back to find her, she mingled among the paper effigies in the corridor.

"Hey, where did that woman go?"

"Could it be that the old man came out and ate her?"

"The old master isn't here today. He went to catch that runaway child bride himself. He needs to use her to practice his martial arts!"

"Huh? Where did that woman go?"

The two ghosts searched the entire courtyard for Jiang Nanxi, without suspecting anything amiss with the paper servants in the corridor.

After searching for a long time without finding it, a commotion was heard outside the courtyard.

"Grandpa is back!"

"Go and greet them!"

The two ghosts quickly ran away.

Jiang Nanxi walked around the corridor and found that the room where the coffin was kept was open. Several paper effigies went in automatically to clean the room, and she followed them in.

The room contained many valuable burial items, such as a carved bed, mahogany tables and chairs, and shelves filled with antique vases.

The coffin containing Liu Qingyan was placed in the corner of the room, and a complex array pattern was drawn on the floor in the corner with fresh blood.

Jiang Nanxi immediately recognized the function of the formation: "It really is a possession technique."

It seems that the old master of the Chen family has been dead for many years. He has become a powerful ghost and no longer wants to be a ghost. He wants to possess a good body and go back to be a human!

However, possessing a body is not so easy.

If Liu Qingyan is truly the reincarnation of the Underworld Emperor, the old master would definitely be devoured into dust the moment he tried to possess the body.

Jiang Nanxi looked away from the coffin, no longer worried about Liu Qingyan, but instead remembered something the ghost had said.

Did the old man go to catch a child bride?
Could it be that they arrested An'an?
Jiang Nanxi stood beside the antique shelf, looking towards the door, when she saw an old ghost dressed in Qing Dynasty official robes float in, followed by four evil ghosts.

I didn't see An'an.

Just then, a puzzled voice came from beside her, "Why aren't you working?"

Jiang Nanxi turned her head and saw a paper effigy staring at her with a puzzled look in its eyes. It seemed that a not-so-bright wandering spirit was attached to it.

Jiang Nanxi: "There are five things I won't do at work. First, I won't do what I already know how to do, because I won't learn anything new. Second, I won't do what I don't know how to do, because how can I do it if I don't know how? Third, I won't do things that are urgent, because it's easy to make mistakes when you're in a rush."

Fourth, I won't do things that aren't urgent. What's the point of doing something that isn't urgent? It's pointless anyway. Fifth, I won't do things I don't want to do. How can I do something I don't want to do? I wouldn't do it well anyway.

The paper effigy lowered its head and thought for a moment, then realized that what she said made a lot of sense.

Most importantly, Jiang Nanxi also said, "If you work hard, you're just doing twice the work of a slave. If you endure hardship and serve those above you, you're destined to be a beast of burden for life!"
Why should we be treated like beasts of burden while alive, and continue to be beasts of burden even after death? While others enjoy a life of luxury while alive, they have a bunch of ghosts serving them and enjoying luxury after death.

Jiang Nanxi's words caught the attention of the other paper figures, and they all floated over to look at her.

Jiang Nanxi picked up a broom and shouted, "I'm never going to be a beast of burden again! Paying for bananas only gets you monkeys! I'm sorry for being born a human, but I am who I am! I'll fucking sweep away all freedom!"

There was a clang.

Jiang Nanxi swung the broom wildly, turning it 360 degrees left, right, up, and down, knocking over the antique shelf next to her, and the antique vases crashed to the ground with a crash.

The paper effigy next to her immediately imitated her, throwing away the rag, overturning the table, smashing the chair, and kicking the cup out of the old man's hand.

"I'm not going to be a beast of burden anymore!"

"You can only hire monkeys by paying for bananas! I'm the monkey, I'll fight, fight, fight!"

"Sweep away freedom!!!"

"I hate you rich bastards! Ada!"

The evil spirits under the old man's command were completely dumbfounded, utterly stunned. "Old man, you...you...your paper effigy has rebelled!"

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