Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 390 I said tanks can talk, and they can talk!

Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly, scratched her head awkwardly, and then continued replying, "[You know how hard I work, so hurry up and buy some fried chicken and bring it over. I'll open a portal for you!]"

She also transferred 100 yuan to Feng Aotian.

Feng Aotian: [Waaaaah, okay!]

Jiang Nanxi: [Remember to buy two portions, for the two of us.]

Feng Aotian: [Mmm!]

Jiang Nanxi then looked away from her watch and said to Liu Qingyan beside her, "I've already ordered takeout. I estimate it will be ready to eat in about half an hour."

Liu Qingyan asked in surprise, "What are we eating? Crazy Thursday's fried chicken?"

"Yeah, you don't want to eat?"

"eat!"

The two of them climbed onto the tank together and sat on it while waiting for the food delivery.

Jiang Nanxi then took out a deck of cards and asked the three people below, "Want to play Dou Dizhu?"

Three foreign guests: "..."

audience:"……"

My sister's incredible relaxation; she just crushed those mummies to death and still has the appetite to eat fried chicken.

[Uh, how do you deliver food from here? Not only is it in the middle of the desert, but it's also underground!]

[Ask Aotian for help with delivery? Aotian can fly over, no problem! It ordered hot pot delivery last time!]

But this is underground, and the stone door above is closed. How will Aotian get here?

The fact that Jiang Nanxi could eat fried chicken was met with skepticism not only from foreign viewers but also from Chinese viewers.

York saw the two men playing cards, and his anger surged.

He spoke again, saying, "Jiang Nanxi, you haven't answered my question yet. You should give the Supernatural Abilities Bureau an explanation!"

Why are you yelling so loudly?

Jiang Nanxi gave him a disapproving look and said, "You're not from the Superpower Bureau, so why are you so anxious for them? This is between me and the Superpower Bureau. You should call someone from the Superpower Bureau to come find me."

"I……"

York's expression changed, and he said, "The Superpower Bureau is an American organization. What's wrong with me speaking up for them? As an American citizen, I strongly condemn your actions!"

"But there's no sign of the Superpower Bureau on it, which means this thing no longer belongs to the Superpower Bureau."

Jiang Nanxi put down the cards in her hand and said leisurely, "Or do you think that the fact that this thing doesn't have a label means it belongs to the M Country's Superpower Bureau? That means you are its true owners?"

"of course!"

"Ok."

Jiang Nanxi had no choice but to say, "Then call it and see if it responds. If it does, it means it still considers itself to be from the M country, and I'll return it to you."

"...?"

York was speechless.

This thing is a heavy armored tank, not some kind of mythical beast mount or flying sword from your China. It has no consciousness of its own, so what's the point of shouting?

"You don't dare to call out?"

Jiang Nanxi crossed her arms and looked at him leisurely. "Since you won't call it, then I will. If I call it and it responds, it means it recognizes me as its master, and that it's mine. So, shut up, okay?"

York glanced at the heavily armored tank that was standing motionless not far away and chuckled. "Fine, make a sound. Let's see how this inanimate object answers you."

If this thing can actually respond to you, then I'll admit I was mistaken, and this really is yours.

"Then I'll call it."

Jiang Nanxi smiled slightly, touched the big tank under her feet and said, "Baby Tank, am I your master? Would you like me to be your master?"
"Baby, I know you're not quite good at speaking human language yet. If you want, just say 'Roar'! That's how human babies talk, it's so cute." Seeing Jiang Nanxi's behavior, York couldn't help but roll his eyes. "I think you have a mental illness. No normal person would call Big Tank Baby."

You expect a tank to respond to you? This thing is just an inanimate object, how can it respond to you? Stop pretending and just return it to the Superpower Bureau!

Now that the show is airing globally, everyone knows you're a thief! If you don't return the stolen goods, you'll only bring shame to the Chinese people!

But as soon as York finished speaking, he saw the two female guests next to him run away and head into the big hole that the tank had made.

York paused for a moment, then said to them, "Why are you running? That's not a safe place!"

"She's inside the tank!"

Anna's shouts rang out.

York quickly looked in the direction of the tank, only to find that Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan were gone!

Click, click.

The tank was originally facing him from the side, but now it has turned around and is facing him directly.

The dark muzzle of the cannon was also pointed in his direction.

"Roar--!"

Jiang Nanxi directly operated the tank and fired the cannon. The dark muzzle emitted a beast-like roar, and the cannon fire shot out directly from the tank's gun barrel.

Global audience: ? ? ? ?

[Wasn't the plan to have the tank answer to prove she was the owner? Why the sudden murder to silence her!]

How can the Chinese be so brutal!

[No, don't misunderstand Sister Xi! This is when Tank answered her. Tank said, "Roar!"]

Jiang Nanxi: Would you like me to be your master?

Tank: Roar!

[I'm from Guangdong, and I can vouch for this tank saying "Great!" This tank is from Guangdong!]

[Huh? People of China, don't go too far!]

Bang bang bang!
The tank's supernatural shells slammed directly down the passage onto the steps not far away, and a series of sounds of things collapsing came from the steps they had come down.

York himself was unharmed; he used his superpower to teleport in another direction.

But his expression changed, and he roared at the direction of the tank, "Jiang Nanxi, are you crazy? You're firing like crazy in this underground space. No matter how good the quality of this place is, it's useless. You'll blow it up sooner or later!"

"Now that you've blown up the place we came in from, if we can't find another way out, we'll be trapped here forever!"

Jiang Nanxi didn't fire again. He climbed out of the tank and looked at him, saying, "Did you hear that just now? My tank said 'Roar!' It wants me to be its master!"

"..."

York frantically yanked his hair. "You're seriously out of your mind! That wasn't the tank talking!"

Jiang Nanxi paused for a moment, "You mean, you want to hear the tank talk again?"

Jiang Nanxi was about to crawl back into the tank when York's pupils constricted in fright. He quickly said, "No! I don't want to hear it!"

Jiang Nanxi frowned and said, "But you didn't hear me clearly. I have to make sure you hear its answer clearly, otherwise what if you call me a thief again?"

"I heard you clearly!"

York practically roared, fearing that Jiang Nanxi would fire again and blow up the entire underground space!
He was a high-ranking spatial ability user in the Bureau of Supernatural Abilities, so he was able to leave safely, but he couldn't complete his mission!

"That's good."

Jiang Nanxi was finally satisfied.

She glanced at the message on her watch and exclaimed with delight, “Oh my, my Aotian bought fried chicken! Perfect timing to treat myself to a nice meal!”