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Chapter 372 He's already calling me Dad? Oh, my good son!

Chapter 372 He's already calling me Dad? Oh, my good son!

The production crew's drone was broadcasting live nearby, so this segment was seen by audiences worldwide.

The Chinese audience was instantly excited.

[Agree quickly! I can't wait for my sweet son to call me "Dad"!]

[Agreed!!! Agree now!]

[A Chinese person who loves being a father should never miss an opportunity to become one!]

Why are these Chinese people so excited? This Chinese guest hasn't won yet.

[I don't understand, they're inexplicably excited. The Chinese team chose the longest route, they'll likely be the last to arrive at the checkpoint, they might have to kneel down before the Japanese!]

The live stream features comments in various languages, but viewers can choose to have them all translated into one language.

Chinese viewers thus witnessed the ridicule from viewers of other countries, with most believing that the Chinese team was doomed to lose and that such a bet was suicidal.

[Laughing Mouse, so what if it's far? Is the electric scooter that Sister Xi modified on the spot just for show?]

This is a secret technique of weapon crafting from ancient China; you wouldn't understand it.

I bet Sister Xi will not only win, but she can also slap those two Japanese guys across the face with one hand in her pocket.

[Go, Sister Xi!]

Jiang Nanxi and Ito Makino were unaware that their bet had caused a heated argument online.

When Ito Makino heard Jiang Nanxi say this, he became even more excited. "Since you like being embarrassed so much, then I'll grant your wish."

If you lose, you have to kneel down and shout "Long live my father!" You need to shout it once in Chinese, and then again in Japanese.

Jiang Nanxi frowned, looking troubled. "But I don't know Japanese. Could you teach me?"

"Okay, then I'll teach you."

Ito Makino laughed and said, "Remember to practice well so you don't make a mistake when you shout it. If you shout it wrong, you'll have to shout it all over again."

Jiang Nanxi said modestly, "If I really lose, I will definitely shout 'yes'. Please teach me quickly, I'll practice how to say it on the way here."

Ito Makino said, "Long live Dad! In Japanese, it's called 'Ofusan Banzai'!"

Jiang Nanxi leaned her head a little closer to him. "Huh? You spoke too fast, I can't hear you!"

Ito Makino slowed down his speech and repeated, "Long live the father!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Hey! My good son!"

Ito Makino:? ? ? ?

Before Ito Makino could react, Jiang Nanxi had already hopped on her electric scooter and sped away with Liu Qingyan on the back.

"Hehe, I'm off first! My sweet son, I'll wait for you at the first marker!"

"!!!"

Hearing Jiang Nanxi's loud shout, Ito finally realized what was happening and turned red with anger.

"You—! You're playing me?!"

He was so angry that he started speaking broken Chinese as he chased after Jiang Nanxi's electric scooter, yelling, "Stop! You stop right there! I'll teach you a lesson!"

Jiang Nanxi quickly disappeared on her electric scooter, and Ito Makino couldn't catch up at all.

Just as he was stomping his feet in anger and gritting his teeth, Jiang Nanxi returned on her electric scooter.

Jiang Nanxi rode her electric bike around him once. "Good son, don't bother seeing me off anymore. Dad has to work. You'll see Dad when we get to the first marker."

"I'm your father! You scheming woman!"

Ito Makino angrily attacked her, but Jiang Nanxi disappeared in a flash on her electric scooter, leaving him with only a face full of dust.

[Hahahaha, why are they already calling the Japanese "daddy" before the competition has even started!] [I knew it! The Chinese are the fathers of the Japanese; they've wanted to call them that for a long time!]

[How stupid of Ito! How could he be so easily fooled by a Chinese woman? Can't this idiot stop appearing on international programs?!]

[His intelligence is questionable. Do you really expect him to win? He'll get completely crushed by Sister Xi!]

Jiang Nanxi ignored Ito Makino and rode her electric scooter to the starting point of the Huaxia team.

The other teams also went to their respective starting points.

Before long, it was time to depart, and each team set off from different places at the same time!
After Ito Makino and his companions entered the desert, one of them rode on a camel while the other led it, slowly making their way forward.

They weren't in a hurry at all; they wanted to maintain a steady pace to conserve some of their energy, and then speed up when they were almost there.

Half an hour later, Ito Makino and his companions stopped to rest and have some snacks.

He told his companion, “We’ve completed one-fifth of the journey in half an hour, and it looks like we’ll reach the first marker in two or three hours.”

Let me check on the Chinese team's situation first; I estimate they haven't even completed one-tenth of it!

Ito Makino's companion, a Japanese actress, covered her mouth and chuckled, saying, "That's quite possible. Maybe their electric scooter is stuck in the sand and can't be used properly, which would be a burden for them."

"Bet with me? You're overestimating yourself!"

Ito Makino chuckled, then used his satellite watch to check Jiang Nanxi's location.

next second.

Ito Makino's smile vanished instantly.

Because he saw on the map that the image representing the Chinese team was approaching the first marker in the desert at a visible speed.

The distances on this map have been reduced by many times, so you can't see the avatars moving on the map at all when you're moving normally.

But now, the Huaxia team's icon is not only moving rapidly, but it's also only one-tenth of the way to the first marker point, and they're almost there!

"Why so fast!"

Ito Makino's eyes widened suddenly. "How could they be so fast? This is impossible! The program rules prohibit sword and weapon control. Even if these two are cultivators, they couldn't possibly be this fast!"

Hearing his surprised voice, his companion also came over to take a look and was immediately startled.

"My God, how are they so close!"

"Do they have wind-based abilities? If so, they could travel quickly across the desert!" a companion couldn't help but ask.

“I’ve looked at Jiang Nanxi’s information. She’s not a wind elementalist at all; she should be a fire elementalist!”

"What about her companions?"

Ito Makino, unaware of Liu Qingyan's situation, frowned and said, "Could it be that her companion possesses wind-based abilities? Did they use the power of the wind to travel at such a speed?"

Thinking of this, he quickly turned on Jiang Nanxi's live stream, intending to find out more.

As a result, there was no wind-based supernatural ability displayed during the live stream; the two people were simply riding their electric scooter.

However, the electric scooter was wrapped in a layer of cyan spiritual energy, which propelled it forward.

The electric scooter carried two adults and not only didn't get stuck in the sand, but it was also much faster than a regular electric scooter.

In the short time it took Ito Makino to watch the live stream, they got even closer to the first marker!
Ito Makino immediately panicked.

"They're almost here! We can't let this continue; we have to find a way to stop them!"

"Yuki-onna, and another Yuki-onna!"

His companion turned off his headset and warned, "The Snow Woman is following them! Quickly cast a spell to make her stop them!"

A ruthless glint flashed in Ito Makino's eyes. "I cannot lose to the honor of the nation, and I will never kneel before the Chinese! You can all die!"


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