Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 368 I Testify! Last night, Teacher Liu and Sister Xi were having a baby!
Netizens, having nothing better to do than dig into the origins of celebrities' personal clothing, discovered that Liu Qingyan's trench coat was a custom-made piece, one of only three made worldwide.

The other two trench coats were bought by foreign celebrities; Liu Qingyan is the only person in China who owns this trench coat.

The topic immediately went viral on Chinese social media.

[Holy crap, it really is Teacher Liu's trench coat! Did he retire and become a globally wanted criminal?]

Ah, although this behavior isn't quite right, I fully support it in spirit.

[Impossible, it definitely isn't Teacher Liu. How could an actor get into the Supernatural Abilities Bureau headquarters?]

[I also think it's impossible. I clearly saw Teacher Liu in Jiang Nanxi's bed last night. He would never do something so despicable.]

[Sister Xi! @JiangNanxiV Were you with Teacher Liu last night? Teacher Liu's innocence depends on you!]

Jiang Nanxi noticed that many netizens had tagged her, so she replied with her account, "We were indeed together last night."

Yeah, we stole it together.

They're officially together now!

See? I told you Teacher Liu couldn't possibly have stolen anything; it was just those foreigners making wild guesses.

[It's just like that, it's like a young couple spending the night together, Sister Xi can vouch for Teacher Liu!]

I can also testify that I saw them go into the room together at the hotel.

[I saw it too. Last night, Teacher Liu was in her hotel room having babies with Sister Xi. She wouldn't have had time to steal anything.]

[Yes, yes, I saw them taking their baby out this morning. The baby was born today!]

Jiang Nanxi: ? ? ? ? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi was worried that Liu Qingyan's trench coat would be exposed, which would lead to her being discovered as well, so she wanted to cover him up.

Unexpectedly, she replied that netizens across the country were vouching for them.

Something's off about the testimony!
Because Jiang Nanxi had a criminal record, the Bureau of Supernatural Abilities quickly became suspicious of her during their investigation of the matter.

But she had already returned to her country, and the people from the Superpower Bureau couldn't even catch a glimpse of her or come in to arrest her, so the Superpower Bureau could only send someone to find the Psychic Bureau.

The four departments of the Psionic Bureau had already received the news that Jiang Nanxi had retrieved the Sea Ink Divine Mirror.

At this moment, they received news that the Bureau of Supernatural Abilities' collection room had been burglarized, with twenty or thirty ancient artifacts missing. Naturally, they could guess who did it.

The four generals from the Psionic Bureau started a video conference together and contacted the Psionic Bureau, demanding an explanation from them.

Inside the Psionic Bureau's conference room, there were only the heads of the four departments, with Minister Qinglong sitting in the main seat.

After the video call connected, Maisel angrily recounted the theft from the Psionics Bureau's collection room and slammed his fist on the table, demanding an explanation from the Psionics Bureau.

Minister Xuanwu frowned and said, "It wasn't us who did it, so why should we give an explanation? Whoever took those things, you should give an explanation to."

Mysel said in a deep voice, "One of those two bandits is definitely Jiang Nanxi! I know Jiang Nanxi is a member of your Psionic Bureau's Vermilion Bird Division. You must have been behind this, so you need to give an explanation!"
"Either you hand over Jiang Nanxi and return all the items in the collection room! Or you can just wait for the Bureau of Supernatural Abilities and the Bureau of Psionic Abilities to go to war!"

"This matter is indeed related to..."

Just as Minister Xuanwu was about to say Jiang Nanxi's name, Minister Qinglong suddenly tapped the table. A burst of spiritual energy shot from Qinglong's fingertip, instantly sealing Minister Xuanwu's mouth.

Minister Qinglong continued, “This is indeed a tragic matter, and we deeply sympathize with you. However, we have all seen the surveillance videos released by the Superpower Bureau. Those videos did not even capture the faces of the thieves, only the silhouettes of a male thief. This does not seem to prove that Jiang Nanxi did it.”

Mysel said with a grim expression, "Azure Dragon, are you trying to distance yourself from this? Those two people suddenly appeared in the collection room out of thin air, and then disappeared again, taking with them a high-level ability user from the Bureau of Abilities!"
Of all the cultivation schools in the world, only Chinese formations can achieve such smooth spatial transfer. This kind of silent disappearance is something even high-level spatial ability users from the Special Abilities Bureau cannot accomplish!

Even if it wasn't Jiang Nanxi, these two people are still connected to China, and you have a responsibility to cooperate with the investigation!

Minister Qinglong smiled slightly and said, "If it really was done by a Chinese person, I would strongly condemn her, but what you are saying now is all your speculation."

Did your surveillance cameras capture the two thieves talking? Were they speaking Mandarin?

"..."

When this was mentioned, Maisel looked speechless.

The surveillance footage did capture the two thieves talking, but one of them said "Baka yaru" and the other said something like "simi masai wa da shi," which certainly didn't sound like Chinese!

But if this isn't Chinese, does that mean a Japanese person and a Korean person teamed up to steal it?

How could that be possible! People from those two small towns don't have such amazing abilities!

Seeing that Maisel was speechless, Minister Qinglong said, "Since you have no evidence, we cannot cooperate with the investigation. What if we misunderstand our compatriots?"
Although that male bandit was wearing a black hood, he looked Asian. Why don't you go and investigate the Onmyoji (yin-yang masters) of Japan first? They also practice teleportation-type array techniques there.”

Minister Qinglong hung up the video call after he finished speaking.

The generals from the Psionic Bureau were almost certain that it was Chinese who did it, but because they lacked evidence, they couldn't continue to press the Psionic Bureau for an explanation.

They felt like they had a lump in their throat that they couldn't release, and they almost suffocated.

Meanwhile, inside the conference room...

Minister Qinglong glanced coldly at Minister Xuanwu and said, "Xuanwu, this matter concerns the reputation of the Spirit Energy Bureau. You'd better not speak carelessly outside."

If your careless words cause a war between the Supernatural Abilities Bureau and the Psionic Bureau, you probably won't be able to bear the responsibility!

Minister Xuanwu finally had a chance to speak, glancing fearfully at Minister Qinglong. "Brother Qinglong, I understand, but... I didn't say anything out of line!"

"Were you trying to mention Jiang Nanxi just now?"

Minister Xuanwu paused for a moment, "Then, did she do this? If she did, then she caused the Supernatural Abilities Bureau to go to war with the Psychic Abilities Bureau. She is the guilty one."

Before Minister Qinglong could speak, Ye Shutong suddenly said, "Senior Qinglong, Nanxi called me and said she has something important to tell you."

Minister Qinglong then took her phone.

He asked directly, "Jiang Nanxi, did you commit the theft at the Superpower Bureau headquarters?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Of course not. I stayed home last night and didn't go out. I just took a walk in the yard for a while."

I picked up some nice things while I was walking. Would you like some?