Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 349 So what if there's a global arrest warrant? The Psionic Bureau is protecting its cubs!

Jiang Nanxi silently put away all the space bracelets, then scratched her head and said, "We didn't do anything, we just watched shooting stars together."

"Can't we even watch meteor showers? Am I breaking US law by watching meteor showers in China?"

"Just watching shooting stars? Didn't you do anything else?"

"Done."

Li Chu's eyes lit up instantly, "What else did you do? Watching shooting stars is such a romantic thing, you guys must have..."

Jiang Nanxi: "I even invited Ultraman to watch it together."

Li Chu: "..."

Thank you, but the hearts of CP fans are dead.

When Li Chu was a little speechless, Jiang Nanxi said, "I'm not going to talk to you anymore. I'm going to go see what's going on with that wanted notice issued by the Supernatural Abilities Bureau."

Li Chu quickly said, "Okay! Go take a look first, but you must not say anything carelessly online! My dad said that the Superpower Bureau is the most powerful force in the United States, and many high-ranking officials and dignitaries in the United States have to be their dogs!"
Furthermore, the Superpower Bureau wields considerable influence in other countries. If they were to issue a global arrest warrant for you, extraordinary individuals from all over the world would be after you, and you would be doomed!

Jiang Nanxi said seriously, "I understand. I won't say anything nonsense. I will definitely tell the truth."

"Hey, good, good!"

Li Chu hung up the phone after replying, but then she glanced at the meteor video sent by Jiang Nanxi and felt that something was wrong.

Why does this shooting star look so much like a person?

That's not all, but why are there fighter jets with English writing on them flying around next to the meteor? And the fighter jets even have the logo of the Superpower Bureau on them!
Before Li Chu could figure it out, her phone popped up a message saying that her special followers had posted a comment.

Li Chu only paid special attention to Jiang Nanxi on foreign websites.

Li Chu quickly took a look.

Jiang Nanxi just checked the news posted by the official account of the Superpower Bureau on the foreign website. It said that a fighter pilot sent a message back while on a mission. They were attacked by Chinese cultivators. Not only did they suffer heavy casualties, but General Maisel was also captured, and the fighter jet was also stolen by a Chinese woman!

Moreover, the pilot provided a description of the Chinese woman's appearance, saying that she was standing on a sword that could breathe fire, which led the Special Abilities Bureau to immediately identify Jiang Nanxi.

Jiang Nanxi's reply was, "Yes, I masturbated. I masturbated for several hours tonight."

Bureau of Supernatural Abilities: [So, you admit your crimes?! Please hand over those fighter jets as soon as possible, ensure General Maisel and the pilots return home safely, and issue a public apology to them!]
If you don't do this, the Superpowers Bureau will issue a global warrant for your arrest, with a bounty of two hundred million US dollars! No matter where you run, you will be found!

Jiang Nanxi: [Actually, let me tell you a secret: I got lost when I was very young, and then the human traffickers took me to have gender reassignment surgery.]

Bureau of Supernatural Abilities: [What does this have to do with what we're talking about? The Bureau of Supernatural Abilities won't show you any sympathy because of your tragic childhood! We just want to save our own people!]
Furthermore, don't even think about making excuses! The Superpower Bureau not only has the pilot's description, but their satellite surveillance also captured footage of you attacking the fighter jet!

Jiang Nanxi: [Because human traffickers don't have much money, the most crucial step in the sex reassignment surgery was missing. Don't be fooled by my current beautiful woman's face; I've retained the most important male characteristics.]

Supernatural Abilities Bureau: [? ? ? ? ]

Jiang Nanxi: [Is masturbation illegal? Does that mean transgender people can't have these needs?]

Supernatural Abilities Bureau: [Can you please stop talking nonsense! The translated version is utterly appalling! We're not stupid; we won't believe your clumsy excuses!]

Jiang Nanxi: [Do you really want me to call it for you right now?]

Supernatural Abilities Bureau: [???]

Jiang Nanxi: [Even if we take a step back and say you used satellite surveillance to see me masturbating, is that enough to prove you're right?]

Supernatural Abilities Bureau: [???]

Jiang Nanxi: [Are transgender people not human? Don't transgender people have human rights? You can peep on me, fine, but why are you issuing a warrant for my arrest? Do you want the whole world to watch me masturbate?] Supernatural Abilities Bureau: [That's not what you mean!]

Jiang Nanxi: [Then tell me, what does it mean?]

Bureau of Supernatural Abilities: [You attacked our fighter jet...]

Jiang Nanxi: [Damn it, I haven't even had surgery yet, how come it's yours?]

Bureau of Supernatural Abilities: [...]

[Hahahaha, I think Jiang Nanxi is driving the officials of the Supernatural Abilities Bureau crazy!]

[Mainly featuring a read-but-reply message, hahaha!]

[I told you so! A character like Jiang Nanxi should be out causing trouble for foreigners! The Supernatural Abilities Bureau is in luck!]

[Hahaha, this is hilarious! I really want to know what happened with the fighter jets! Was it Jiang Nanxi who did it?]

No, Nanxi watched shooting stars with Teacher Liu tonight, and she even shared the video with me!

[9494, Teacher Jiang may be a little crazy, but how could she possibly steal a plane?]

After watching the meteor shower, she was busy playing video games at home; she didn't have time to steal a fighter jet.

Jiang Nanxi's act of replying to read messages indiscriminately angered the official account of the Supernatural Abilities Bureau, prompting it to post five consecutive condemnations of her and repeatedly tag the accounts of four departments within the Bureau, hoping to get the Bureau to take action against her.

This incident caused a huge uproar, and Jiang Nanxi's name is trending on major domestic platforms, with netizens watching the spectacle.

The people of Country M were furious about this, while Chinese netizens were just enjoying the show.

Although the four departments of the Psionic Bureau have accounts on various online platforms, they don't use them much because the Psionic Bureau has always preferred to keep a low profile.

This time, they were repeatedly tagged by the Superpower Bureau, and with netizens both at home and abroad following the drama, they had no choice but to speak out.

Psionic Bureau Azure Dragon Division V: [Please respect personal preferences! Do not infringe upon the privacy of Chinese citizens!]

Psionic Bureau White Tiger Division V: [You've pushed the kid too far, revealing such private matters. What more do you want? One person taking down six fighter jets piloted by superhumans? Use your brain and see if that's possible. Send someone over here to try and take them down yourself.]

Psionic Bureau Xuanwu Division V: [No way, no way, six planes piloted by superhumans couldn't beat one person? Really? They're that weak?]

Psionic Bureau Suzaku Division V: [Idiot.]

[Hahahaha, who posted this idiot's post? Can anyone tell me why this bird is so arrogant?]

[I bet it was posted by Sister Ye, hahaha.]

[This is the first time I've seen the Psionic Bureau so united. I thought it was rife with internal strife; even registering an account required each department to register separately, with no unified account system.]

Although the Vermilion Bird Department's reply was brief, their efficiency was high; they sent out a document overnight confirming Jiang Nanxi's employment status within the department.

The gender listed above is,
[Men who have failed as transgender individuals]

After criticizing the Superpower Bureau online, Jiang Nanxi stopped looking at online news and was unaware of these events.

She was eager to see the weapons and equipment.

Jiang Nanxi first looked at the contents of the Maisel Space Bracelet, and was then shocked.

Wow, they even have things like this?!