Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 326 Hunting a Cockroach Mount on the Spot

"Aaaaah! So many bugs!"

"Don't come over here!"

The guests screamed and jumped up to avoid Jiang Nanxi, fearing she might stuff cockroaches into their clothes.

Cheng Qiaozhi danced a laser dance next to the desk for a long time before finally shaking off the cockroaches on his body.

After stomping the two cockroaches to death, he roared at Jiang Nanxi, "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing! These are all guests invited by the Master from all over the world. You are ruining the banquet that the Master has carefully prepared!"

He then looked at the butler and said, "What are you still standing there for? Quickly have someone throw this crazy woman out, or she'll offend all of your master's guests!"

The housekeeper, however, still looked devastated. He kept telling Jiang Nanxi to stop, but he didn't go over to stop her or call anyone over.

"Miss Jiang, please stop sending it. Everyone...everyone doesn't like this gift. Please stop!"

How could he dare to let anyone kick Jiang Nanxi out? Their manor lord had even had a state banquet chef make fried chicken and fries there just for this woman!
If he dares to have Jiang Nanxi kicked out, the manor lord will kick him out later!
Jiang Nanxi ignored the butler's shout and went to William Devonhill's vicinity.

Besides William, whom she knew, there was another man next to William wearing a brown three-piece suit in a British style.

The man had a horizontal scar above his left eye, making him look intimidating.

He still smelled strongly of blood, clearly indicating that he had taken many lives.

Jiang Nanxi walked over and asked William, "William, do you want a present?"

William looked at her with surprise and delight. "Me? I can get a gift too? I really want one!"

Jiang Nanxi blinked and placed the cockroach on his table. "This is a mythical beast of our Chinese nation. We sometimes ride it when we go out. Now I'm giving it to you so you can also enjoy its deliciousness."

William: ? ? ?
William saw two cockroaches crawling around on his desk and looked at Jiang Nanxi with a look of horror. "No! I don't think I can taste them!"

And they're so small, how do you Chinese manage to ride them around? Are you kidding me?!

Jiang Nanxi: "Of course not!"

William: "Oh no, I absolutely cannot taste them! They are your mounts, take them back immediately! I'm worried you won't be able to travel far because of them!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I not only ride cockroaches when I go out, but I also have many other mounts, such as Ultraman, my sword, broom, robot vacuum cleaner, etc., so I don't need this one more mount. I still plan to give it to you."

William: _

and many more!

Why did she say that Ultraman was her mount?
She's definitely joking!

William stood frozen in his seat, his face pale, staring at the cockroach on the table, too afraid to move.

He instinctively wanted to crush the cockroach, but then he remembered that this was a mount that Jiang Nanxi had specially given him.

Although he didn't quite believe it, she spoke so earnestly, as if it were really true, so he didn't dare to kill the cockroach in front of Jiang Nanxi.

The man in the brown suit next to William was sitting in the same row, and cockroaches crawled across the table next to him.

Bang.

Suddenly, a loud gunshot rang out.

The man in the suit stood up, pulled out a pistol, and started firing wildly at the cockroaches on the table, smashing his and William's desks to pieces.

Then, he pointed the pistol at Jiang Nanxi's forehead and said in English, "You're asking for death!"

“Alberty!” William quickly stood up to stop him.

"This is my friend, she must be joking! Put the gun away!"

Albert sneered, “A person as lowly as her is not worthy of being your friend.”

Her actions will anger the master of Purple Jade Manor and cause trouble for everyone. Perhaps I should deal with her to apologize to the master!

Although Albert spoke in English, Jiang Nanxi had a translation headset that she had been wearing for a while.

Therefore, she can not only understand what Ebersey is saying, but also other languages.

"You have the final say!"

Seeing that he refused to put his gun away, William stood directly in front of Albert to prevent him from shooting at Jiang Nanxi.

"I said she's my friend, so she's my friend, and you can't hurt her!"

Albert looked at him with displeasure. "Young Master William, you shouldn't be friends with such a lowly person. She has so many disgusting bugs on her body; she might be someone from the slums who snuck in."

Jiang Nanxi frowned and said, "Why do you talk so annoyingly? Do you think I can't understand English? So what if you have a gun? I have a gun too."

Albert clearly understood what Jiang Nanxi was saying in Chinese, but he disdained speaking Chinese, so he looked at Jiang Nanxi and coldly said in English, "Commoner!"

Jiang Nanxi took out her modified water gun and aimed it at Aiboxi's head, saying, "Say it again, or do you believe I'll smash your dog head in?"

When she pulled out a water gun, Alberti's eyes widened in disdain, while William looked terrified.

He rushed to Jiang Nanxi's side and said quickly, "Nanxi, don't provoke him anymore! He's a madman working for my father! Anyone who messes with him will suffer the consequences. I can't order him around!"

"Children shouldn't meddle in adult matters!"

Jiang Nanxi pushed him away.

William stared at the water gun in her hand, his lips twitching violently. "You're still playing with a water gun? Who's the child here?"

Your water gun is no threat at all. Albert grew up with real guns under my father's tutelage!

Jiang Nanxi glanced at the mess on the ground and chuckled, "Your real guns aren't that powerful, are they?"

She looked up at Albert and said, "In our China, there is no such thing as nobles and commoners, only the strong and the weak. The weak can only grovel at the feet of the strong."

"If you think you're so superior, why don't you have a contest with me? If your real gun isn't as powerful as my water gun, you can wear this outfit and become my mount."

Jiang Nanxi took out a cockroach bodysuit from her storage space and threw it next to Albert.

She smiled slightly and said to William, "Didn't you say that my cockroach mount was too small to carry people? Soon there will be a larger version that can probably carry several people."

William: !!! !!! !!!
William's expression grew even more terrified.

He kept secretly observing Aibosi's expression, feeling that he couldn't protect Jiang Nanxi anymore!

She's courting death!
"Clap clap clap!"

A round of applause came from behind the crowd.

Liu Qingyan walked over and said, "I think this competition is good. I also want to see how strong the most powerful superhuman in the Devonhill family is."

He glanced at the cockroach bodysuit at Albert's feet and said in English, "Abesi, becoming one of Miss Jiang's mounts would be a greater honor than becoming a subordinate of the Devonshire family."