Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 296 A Poor Man's Faint Fantasy
"No no no!"

Jiang Nanxi used a toilet plunger to firmly block the Gu master's mouth. He wanted to spit out the Three Corpse Gu, but he couldn't spit it out at all.

Of course, there was no time to spit it out. The Three Corpse Gu was made from corpse fluid, and the Gu worms were also liquid in form, so they had already slid into his body through his mouth.

"Ah—help—!"

Jiang Nanxi saw that the guy's face turned dark and a heavy yin aura emanated from his body.

Jiang Nanxi released the toilet plunger, and the thing ended up stuck to his mouth.

In a moment of desperation, the Gu Master took a small knife and cut his own skin, hoping to bleed out the Three Corpse Worms.

Jiang Nanxi directly destroyed his meridians, causing his spiritual power to be unable to flow within his body, and naturally, he could not force out the Gu worms.

"what!!!"

A bloodcurdling scream echoed through the air.

"Brother!"

The other Gu Master turned pale upon seeing his senior brother's miserable state, his eyes filled with rage.

"You damn woman!"

He drew his scimitar once more.

But now, the scimitar no longer carries the strange red mist; it is simply a magical artifact imbued with spiritual power.

The Corpse Fire Sword beside Jiang Nanxi flew out on its own, and the powerful sword energy instantly cut the curved blade wrapped in evil energy in two, which fell to the ground.

A large patch of corpse fire spread out, blocking his escape route. Jiang Nanxi went over and crippled him as well.

Jiang Nanxi called Ye Shutong, "Hey, I captured two Gu Masters from Southern Xinjiang. Come and claim them."

The Psionic Bureau personnel arrived quickly.

Only then did the two Gu Masters, now crippled, realize that Jiang Nanxi was also a member of the Spirit Energy Bureau!

"These two Gu masters from the Southern Frontier are highly skilled in Gu techniques and adept at harming others without them even realizing it. Many cultivators from the Spirit Energy Bureau have died at their hands. I never expected you to run into them."

After confirming the identities of the two people, Ye Shutong looked at Jiang Nanxi with some concern and said, "Do you want to come back to the Spirit Energy Bureau with me for a check-up? Just in case they secretly put a curse on you without you noticing."

Ye Shutong couldn't sense Jiang Nanxi's true cultivation level and didn't know that her cultivation was several stages higher than these two Gu Masters, so they had no chance to use Gu on her.

"They don't have that ability."

Jiang Nanxi said something completely unconcerned.

"Oh, by the way, these two Gu masters are in the capital. They were hired by Lu Jialiang, the eldest son of the Lu family, to harm people. I have physical evidence and witnesses here. Can you arrest Lu Jialiang as well?"

Ye Shutong nodded. "Sure, you have both physical evidence and witnesses, so you can convict them."

"That's good."

Jiang Nanxi first went to find Lu Jiaqi and asked him to lead everyone to Lu Jialiang's residence to arrest the person.

Lu Jialiang was still waiting for news from the two Gu Masters.

He originally intended to kill Lu Jiaqi with the Three Corpse Gu, but unexpectedly, Mrs. Lu was affected by it. So he sent two Gu masters disguised as bodyguards to find Lu Jiaqi.

The two Gu masters claimed they were taking Lu Jiaqi to see him, but their real plan was to kill Lu Jiaqi on the way.

But Lu Jialiang didn't expect that instead of receiving news of the Gu Master, he would receive news of people from the Spirit Energy Bureau!

Lu Jialiang was taken away by the Psionic Bureau, and Mrs. Lu and Lu Jiaqi were finally out of danger.

Jiang Nanxi also handed the electric scooter to Lu Jiaqi, and Mrs. Lu paid the remaining fee for her.

After leaving the Lu family's house, Jiang Nanxi originally wanted to go home to continue modifying the electric scooter, but Li Chu called her and asked her to go out and have fun together.

Where should we go for fun?

Jiang Nanxi asked her.

Li Chu chuckled and said, "A new bar has opened in the capital where you can watch male models perform striptease."

"Zun Du Fake Du?"

"Zundu!"

"Let's go!" Jiang Nanxi flew to Li Chu's house in a flash on the Corpse Fire Sword, then picked her up and flew to the bar.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!"

Li Chu nervously hugged her waist and said, "It's too early now, the bar hasn't started its show yet! The striptease show doesn't start until 8 pm!"

Jiang Nanxi glanced at her watch and exclaimed, "Damn it, it's only three o'clock in the afternoon!"

Jiang Nanxi's lips twitched. "Why didn't you say so earlier? What are we going to do now? We can't just sit at the bar entrance and wait for our time to come, can we?"

Li Chu thought for a moment and said, "Why don't you come with me to an antique shop? Next month is my grandma's birthday, and I'm planning to buy her an antique ornament with a good meaning, preferably one that can ward off evil spirits and protect my grandma's health and safety!"
However, I don't know how to look at these things, and I can't distinguish between genuine and fake antiques. I'm afraid the antique shop owner will take advantage of my youth and try to rip me off.

"Ok."

Jiang Nanxi first took her to the antique shop.

On the way there, Li Chu asked her mysteriously, "Nanxi, I watched your live stream the other day. Did your older brother really give you that black gold card? I know that kind of card, it has unlimited spending! So now you can buy whatever you want, right? That's so awesome!"

"That's it."

Jiang Nanxi stroked her chin and said, "But, you know, once a person has been stingy their whole life, it's very hard to change their nature."

Li Chu advised her, "You have to change. You are now the heiress of the Song Group, with family assets of hundreds of billions and a black gold card with unlimited credit!"
If you keep being so stingy, what's the point of life? You should experience a different kind of life now, like the joy of spending money without limit!

Jiang Nanxi: "That makes sense! I'm going to buy two starch sausages later, I won't give you any, I'll eat two! I'll just enjoy myself to death!"

Li Chu: ? ? ? !

No, can't you at least offer me a couple too?! Can't you let me experience the joy of having a rich best friend?
Li Chu then spoke her mind.

Jiang Nanxi pondered for a moment, then stood in front of the starch sausage stall and said to the stall owner, "I'm having the whole place to myself today!"

Stall owner: ? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi pointed at his nose and said, "Wrap up everything in your store and send it to my best friend's house!"

Stall owner: ? ? ?
Seeing the stall owner's puzzled look, Jiang Nanxi couldn't help but say, "Why are you looking at me like that? I've recently become rich, is it strange for me to book this place? Haven't you ever seen a rich person before?"

Stall owner: "Miss, I sell starch sausages here, not luxury goods. You don't need to talk like that."

Jiang Nanxi: "Can't you book the whole place?"

Stall owner: "Yes, that's possible."

Jiang Nanxi: "How much?"

Stall owner: "Five thousand yuan."

Jiang Nanxi transferred five thousand yuan to him, and then said to Li Chu, "It's just a starch sausage, how could I only treat you to two starch sausages! Now that I'm rich, I have to make sure you can have starch sausages without worry!"

Li Chu (starry-eyed): "Yay! I knew my best friend wouldn't let me lose!"

Stall owner: "..."

It appears to be the delusions of a poor person on their deathbed.

The stall owner looked at the two of them with a complicated expression, then picked up his bag, got on his electric scooter, and rode away.

The smiles on Jiang Nanxi and Li Chu's faces vanished instantly.

Li Chu: "Why did he leave?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Could it be that our order is too big and he needs to go home to get some seasonings?"

Li Chu: "Isn't there a lot of seasoning? I think it's enough."

Jiang Nanxi: "Could it be that we don't have enough starch sausages?"

Li Chu: "Possibly."

But the two of them squatted by the stall and waited for a long time, but the stall owner did not come back.

Jiang Nanxi added one of the vendors on WeChat and sent them a message to inquire. Only then did they realize that the 5,000 yuan meant the stall was being transferred to them!
Seeing Jiang Nanxi's blank expression, Li Chu's lips twitched and she said, "Forget it, let's just grill it ourselves and eat it. Consider it a self-service starch sausage feast."

"Makes sense."

Jiang Nanxi was just about to work with Li Chu to figure out how to grill starch sausages when her phone popped up with a message.

This time it was Liu Qingyan who sent it to her.