Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 290 Middle-aged people go to school, young people go to nursing homes to live out their old age

When Master Song saw what was inside the golden bowl, his face instantly darkened, and the others covered their noses as well.

Someone complained, "What's wrong with you, old Taoist priest? We were about to eat, and you brought over this disgusting stuff. Who are you trying to disgust to death?!"

The old Taoist priest stared in shock when he saw the pile of excrement in his golden bowl, completely bewildered as to why such filth would be in his bowl.

His golden bowl contained sacred water.

According to the original plan, when he was telling the fortune of Master Song, the spiritual water in the golden bowl would gush out, forming an auspicious sign of soaring through the clouds!

Where is his holy water?!

How did it get replaced with this kind of thing!

The old Taoist priest quickly said, "This is an accident, an accident! I don't know why this thing suddenly appeared in my golden alms bowl. I'll go and get rid of it right away!"

The old Taoist priest first ran outside the private room, cleaned the filth from the golden alms bowl, and then washed it clean.

During the brief moment the old Taoist priest left, Jiang Nanxi said slowly, "Second Uncle, I also know a little about fortune telling. That master's golden bowl is a magical artifact."

When he calculates a person's fate, a corresponding object will appear in the golden bowl. By interpreting this object, he can determine the outcome of the divination.

Song Shixing, always eager for drama, exclaimed in surprise, "Then how do we interpret the appearance of a pile of excrement?"

Jiang Nanxi said, "This shows that my second uncle is someone who easily attracts extraordinary beings. He has a transcendent status, and ordinary people would never dare to step on his head."

Master Song originally thought Jiang Nanxi was going to say something bad, but he didn't expect her to explain it like this.

His complexion improved somewhat.

Master Song looked at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Jiang Nanxi, right? You're quite talented. Since this is your first time meeting everyone, please offer a toast to all the uncles and elders!"

Jiang Nanxi: "It's the first time we've met, why aren't they the ones toasting me?"

Second Master Song said coldly, "We are the elders, and you are the junior. How can an elder toast a junior? Don't forget, I am your second uncle! Are you going to disobey me?"

Jiang Nanxi had no choice but to stand up, sighed and said, "How could I dare to disobey you? These shoes are brand new, I dare not step in poop, for fear of getting them dirty."

Second Master Song: ? ? ?

Before anyone else could react, Jiang Nanxi raised her glass and poured the wine on the ground, saying, "Dear uncles and elders, have a good meal and a safe journey!"

Second Master Song: ? ? ?

Others: ? ? !

Bang.

Xie Qin slammed her hand on the table and stood up abruptly, "Is this how you toast someone? It's utterly disgraceful! Letting someone like you into the Song family is a disgrace to the Song family!"

Jiang Nanxi pointed at Xie Qin and said to Song Shixing, "Second brother, you see? I told you that poop attracts flies, and now the flies are buzzing around."

"puff……"

Song Shixing hadn't expected her words to mean that, and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

He only stopped himself from laughing when he noticed that the others didn't look too good.

"you……!"

Xie Qin blushed from the retort, especially since Song Shixing was secretly laughing, which made her even angrier. "You lot are all so ill-mannered! Just because your parents died young doesn't mean you can be so lawless!"

Xie Qin pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "You wild girl from the countryside, with no one to care for you or teach you, you should be sent to a school to learn etiquette so that the teachers can educate you properly!"

Song Shiting's face immediately darkened.

Song Shixing could no longer laugh.

Song Shixing said with dissatisfaction, "Second Aunt, don't be so harsh. Nanxi is so well-behaved, why does she need to go to this kind of school? I think Song Zihao and Song Zili are more suitable!"

Xie Qin sneered and said, "Our Zihao and Zili have someone to teach them, unlike yours, who have no one to discipline them!"

Song Shixing couldn't help but frown.

Jiang Nanxi pressed down on Song Shixing's shoulder and said, "Second Aunt is right. People who are ill-mannered should go to school to receive an education."

Jiang Nanxi looked at the other relatives and said, "Uncles and elders, I actually have an idea. I think the Song family should be reformed now!"

I suggest that older people go to work, because they are mature, stable, and can get up early. Middle-aged people should go to school, because they always say they didn't study enough when they were young, and now they should be given more opportunities to receive education.

Children should do more chores because they are energetic and love life. As for us young people, we constantly talk about wanting to die, yet when we go to the hospital for checkups, we're full of illnesses. So, young people should just go to nursing homes to retire!

Upon hearing this, Master Song wondered if she was planning to let her eldest brother retire and delegate power to the elderly.

Master Song nodded and said, "That seems to make sense. Why don't you send your older brother to a retirement home first? He goes to work at four o'clock every day, and I'm worried that his health will collapse."

Jiang Nanxi: "Not only my eldest brother is going to retire, but my second brother and I are going to retire too!"

Master Song's eyes lit up. "Oh? In that case, who will handle the company's affairs?"

"Let's not talk about this yet."

Jiang Nanxi suddenly stood up, slammed her hand on the table, and said, "Second Uncle, tell me if what I said makes sense! This world should be left for the elderly to explore. Anyway, the elderly are bored out of their minds every day and can't sleep!"
Young people who don't get enough sleep every day should go to a nursing home and sleep in longer!

For once, Second Master Song nodded in agreement. "That makes sense. Your older brother is working so hard, his body definitely can't take it anymore. He really should go to a nursing home to rest!"

"Not bad!"

Jiang Nanxi then asked, "Second Uncle, do you support the reform method I'm proposing?!"

"I fully support you!"

"Okay! Starting tomorrow, you and your second aunt will go to school, Zihao and Zili will come to my house to do housework, and your second aunt's parents will go to the company to sweep the floor!"
In addition, you can give me some more shares as funds for our retirement in the nursing home. I will also monitor your studies daily, and I will return the shares to you once you achieve the top ranking in your grade.

"...?"

Master Song's expression froze instantly. "What did you say? What are we going to school for? I should be in charge of managing the company!"

"No no no."

Jiang Nanxi shook her head and said, "Second Uncle, you and Second Aunt are not old. It's the perfect age for you to learn. You should go to school and learn more so that you'll be competitive when you get old."

Study hard and graduate with honors; who knows, when you're old, they might make you a CEO!

"What nonsense are you spouting! What I mean is that your older brother should get some rest, and I'll take over the company!"

Song Shiting suddenly spoke up, "I also want to rest, but everyone knows your capabilities, Second Uncle. You've already lost a lot of projects. How can others trust you?"
I think Nanxi is right. You really should go to school and learn something useful, so you don't do anything that causes the company to lose money again.