Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 28 You dog of a lackey, how dare you question the emperor?

The variety show was filled with question marks.

Is she performing magic? How did she create the water?

【Huh? You know magic?】

[No, you're really cultivating immortality behind our backs?]

Everyone present was stunned.

Li Chu stared in shock, "Where did the water come from? How did you conjure up Nanxi like that?!"

She tasted the water in the cup and was even more shocked. "It tastes just like spring water, and it's even a little sweet! Nanxi, you're amazing! How did you do that!"

Shen Lan didn't speak, but his expression was as if he had seen a ghost. No, it was an expression even more horrified and shocked than seeing a ghost.

Jiang Nanxi has been acting so strangely lately; she's clearly possessed by a ghost. Could the ghost inside her even possess magical powers?
Is this...is this reasonable?
Jiang Nanxi took the plastic cup from Li Chu, drank it all in one gulp, and looked at Shen Lan, saying, "I can have unlimited water, do you? You only have two bottles of mineral water, what are you so smug about?"

"Unlimited water? What are you bragging about?"

Shen Lan realized what was happening and guessed that Jiang Nanxi had used some kind of magic trick.

"I bet you secretly hid two water bags on your person and then used some kind of magic trick to get water into the plastic cup to show off, right?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I'm the emperor now, so what if I have some superpowers? You dog slave, how dare you question the emperor?"

Shen Lan pointed at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Look, she's having another episode, and she's fantasizing that she's the emperor."

Suddenly, Jiang Nanxi opened her arms, looked up at the sky, and shouted, "This dog servant has offended the Emperor! May Heaven punish him!"

This sound immediately silenced everyone.

Shen Lan: You idiot! It would be a miracle if God listened to you! You, the emperor?
Others: Seriously? Are you crazy? The camera's still rolling, this is so embarrassing!
result.

Ten seconds later.

Suddenly, a dark cloud appeared above Shen Lan's head, accompanied by a rumble of thunder.

Shen Lan felt that the sky had suddenly darkened, so he looked up.

A bolt of lightning flashed across the dark clouds, followed by a torrential downpour that soaked Shen Lan to the bone.

Shen Lan:?
audience:?
Li Chu jumped to her feet. "Heaven has smiled upon us! This proves that Jiang Nanxi really is the emperor!"

Shen Lan wiped the water off her face. "Li Chu, are you out of your mind? This was just an accident. It's normal for it to rain suddenly in the mountains!"

Li Chu: "Then why is it only raining on your head? We're all around here, and we haven't gotten wet at all!"

Shen Lan's face darkened. "You mean she can manipulate the heavens and control the rain? That's utter nonsense!"

Li Chu: "But the master said yesterday that Jiang Nanxi is the reincarnation of an emperor's soul! So if she says one word, God will help her!"

Shen Lan: "Haha, she thinks she's a reincarnated emperor? What emperor curses people every day and even hits them? That's so petty!"

Li Chu: "His Majesty is personally leading the expedition!"

Shen Lan:?
They've gone mad, they've all gone mad!

Yesterday, that old Taoist priest and Li Chu must have been affected by the female ghost's magnetic field on Jiang Nanxi, and turned into madmen like her!

When the two were arguing, Jiang Nanxi was no longer where she was; she had gone for a walk around the neighborhood.

Jiang Nanxi left the mountain path planned by the production team and walked into the nearby woods, where she found that the deeper she went, the richer the spiritual energy became.

There's definitely something good in there!

Before long, Jiang Nanxi saw a spiritual plant growing next to a tree, and the spiritual energy in the air was emanating from this spiritual plant.

Jiang Nanxi's face lit up with joy. "Master said that spiritual energy is scarce in modern times, and it is difficult to encounter spiritual plants. I never expected to find one in this mountain!"

Although there are many ghosts and monsters in this mountain range and you may encounter many strange things, it's all worth it to be able to collect this spiritual plant!

"Spirit plant, hehe!" Jiang Nanxi excitedly pounced on the spirit plant, but before her hand could even touch it, a blurry figure darted out from the bushes beside her and swallowed the spirit plant whole.

Jiang Nanxi looked closely and saw that it was a python as thick as an adult's thigh. Only half of its body was visible from the bushes, but it was still clear that it was enormous.

After finishing the spiritual plant, it raised its head and stared at Jiang Nanxi for a while.

Where is Jiang Nanxi?

Where did Jiang Nanxi go?

"There are snakes there!"

When the others finished resting and were about to leave, they realized Jiang Nanxi was missing and went to look for her. They found her staring at a very thick python by a tree.

Li Chu turned pale with fright. "That python is so thick! It must be quite old! What should we do? It seems to have its eye on Nanxi, and it has opened its mouth!"
I've heard that when a python opens its mouth towards a person, it's gesturing whether it can swallow that person whole!

Song Shixing was also shocked and quickly took out his phone, "I'll call the rescue team right now!"

Shen Lan, on the other hand, was somewhat gloating.

"The director said everyone should stay together and not leave the group or act on their own, but Jiang Nanxi still insisted on running around. She deserved to be eaten by the snake!"

"Alright, stop talking!"

Hearing Shen Lan's words, Song Shixing couldn't stand him anymore. "Human life is at stake. Hurry up and think of a way to save people. What are you doing, making sarcastic remarks here!"

Because of the Song family's influence, Shen Lan didn't dare to refute Song Shixing, so she reluctantly shut her mouth.

After making the rescue call, Song Shixing noticed that Jiang Nanxi was still confronting the python, so he took out a dagger and secretly moved towards her.

Before he left, he whispered to the others, "Wait for me here, I'm going to save Jiang Nanxi first."

He had only taken two steps when he saw Jiang Nanxi give the python the middle finger.

Song Shixing's pupils dilated in shock. "Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? At a time like this, why are you still provoking the python?!"

Jiang Nanxi ignored him and let out an extremely angry roar at the python.

"You wretched snake, why did you have to eat my spiritual plants of all things! Why is it always like this! Every time I find a treasure, something unexpected happens! Why am I so unlucky when I cultivate! Aaaaah!"

The python probably couldn't understand her movements, but it was provoked by her roar and charged directly at Jiang Nanxi.

The python was large but fast. It rushed over and tried to strangle Jiang Nanxi to death on the spot.

but.

Before it even touched Jiang Nanxi, Jiang Nanxi slapped the frying pan in her hand onto its head, and the python felt its head buzzing.

With a loud "Duang".

Jiang Nanxi slapped the giant python away, sending it flying and crashing into another tree.

This is not over yet.

She rushed over like a mad dog, pulled the python up, and tied its unusually long body into a bow on the tree.

After being tied up, Jiang Nanxi realized that everyone was looking at her, and Song Shixing even came over with a dagger as if he was about to save her.

Jiang Nanxi held up the frying pan, bowed gracefully, and said, "Since that's the case, I'll play you a little star for you."

Song Shixing stared wide-eyed, bewildered, and asked, "What little star? Where did you get this instrument?"

"Duang!"

Jiang Nanxi grabbed a frying pan and started smashing it against the python's head, creating a beautiful melody.

"Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang! Duang!"

The python was tied into a bow on the tree. It wanted to run away, but it couldn't. It shook its head, trying to avoid the frying pan, but every time it met Jiang Nanxi's frying pan precisely!

(End of this chapter)