Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 254 suggests everyone stock up on cockroaches.

After Jiang Nanxi finished shouting, she even stomped on all the cockroaches crawling on the ground and killed them.

Liu Qingyan's expression turned strange upon seeing this; she hadn't expected that the New Year's goods she was talking about were cockroaches.

After stepping on the cockroach and cleaning the ground, Jiang Nanxi looked in Liu Qingyan's direction.

"Teacher Liu, do you still need any New Year's goods?"

"……never mind."

Liu Qingyan's lips twitched.

Thinking of the scene of Jiang Nanxi stuffing a mouthful of cockroaches into He Rou's mouth, he guessed that this woman had done the same to Song Wanwan. What did he need New Year's gifts for? Did he expect her to stuff a mouthful of cockroaches into his mouth as well?
The director was about to break down and couldn't help but say, "Alright, let's not talk about this anymore! You guys rest here for a bit, I'll go check on He Rou!"

Jiang Nanxi grinned, "Then you should also go check on Song Wanwan. If they're both alright, tell them to come over and play games so they don't delay everyone's meal."

The director was slightly taken aback. "What happened to Song Wanwan?"

Jiang Nanxi: "She tried to drug me, so I sent her some New Year's gifts. She should be in the hospital getting her stomach pumped now."

director:???!

The director tugged at his hair. "Jiang Nanxi! Who would give a cockroach as a New Year's gift? Where did you find it? Aren't you disgusted?!"

"Why didn't you tell me what Song Wanwan was going to do to you? I would have handled it for you. What do you mean by putting someone in the hospital for a stomach pump? Don't you think our show is chaotic enough already?"

Jiang Nanxi bowed deeply, saying, "Private Marseille, Vadashi is a sexy female cockroach, cockroaches don't mind cockroaches."

director:? ? ?
Before the director could react, Jiang Nanxi looked at the camera and said, "Family members, I can describe to you what it feels like to put a cockroach in your mouth."

It has a very smooth texture, and for a moment, a dark, damp, and rotten taste will touch your tongue. This taste will then spread, filling your entire nasal cavity and reaching your palate.

director:? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi: "I think everyone can stock up on cockroaches in their pockets. Especially for girls, sometimes you'll encounter those pretentious people, those who are very paternalistic and preachy. Many girls don't want to listen to them, but they're too polite to interrupt them. So what should they do?"

We'd simply pull a handful of cockroaches out of our pockets, elegantly stuff them into each other's mouths, and they'd shut up.

director:? ? ?
audience:? ? ?
[Hahahaha, the director's split-face expression is hilarious! He even took two steps back, was he afraid Jiang Nanxi would shove a mouthful of cockroaches into his mouth too?]

[Great! I learned another trick today. I'm going to buy some cockroaches and stock up when I get home!]

Suddenly, Li Chu raised his hand like Ultraman and asked, "Teacher, teacher, I have a question."

During Chinese New Year visits, all my aunts and uncles like to pressure me to get married. Is it okay if I bring cockroaches as New Year's gifts?

Jiang Nanxi: "Why not? We girls are prone to encountering gossipy people when we go out, so we should bring some New Year's gifts."

They say you're obligated to someone who gives you food, and that you're less likely to pressure them to get married after receiving New Year's gifts from them.

other people:"……"

audience:"……"

[Hahaha, I'm truly impressed by Jiang Nanxi's thought process. Her main idea is to create something that will kill everyone, right?!]

Teacher, I understand!

I don't know if my extended family will shut up, but I might just start doing a laser tag on the spot.

The director didn't dare say anything more. He saw Jiang Nanxi constantly rummaging through her pockets, and he was afraid she would pull out a handful of cockroaches and stuff them into her mouth again.

He instructed the other staff to keep an eye on things here, and then he went to find He Rou, and also to find out about Song Wanwan's situation.

Because both of them are not in good condition, and Cheng Qiaozhi has not returned yet, the recording of the show has to be suspended.

Fortunately, Liu Qingyan bought a lot of food for everyone in the morning, so it didn't matter that they didn't have lunch.

When the director went to the hospital to find Song Wanwan, he told the other guests to go back to their rooms to rest first.

Jiang Nanxi went back to take a nap.
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It's about three o'clock in the afternoon.

Jiang Nanxi just received a call from the director saying that Cheng Qiaozhi and Song Wanwan had returned and the show could start recording again.

Jiang Nanxi got up to wash up, and then wandered over to the restaurant where the game segment was being filmed.

"Oh, you've arrived."

Upon hearing her voice, Cheng Qiaozhi and Song Wanwan's expressions changed simultaneously, their faces turning grim.

Song Wanwan was upset because of the cockroaches.

Cheng Qiaozhi learned that all the men he sent to ambush Leng Huaixin were dead, and none of them came back alive!

At that time, he sent most of his men to deal with Leng Huaixin, about a dozen people, and each of them was a highly skilled Xuanmen practitioner!

As a result, none of them survived; they all died at the hands of Ultraman!
After the incident at Ailao Mountain, he was severely scolded by his family and didn't dare to return to M country for a while because he didn't know how to explain the theft of the golden sword hilt.

He's still in China now to deal with Jiang Nanxi and get the golden sword hilt back from Ultraman.

But they haven't even gotten the items back yet, and so many people have already been killed. His grandfather is probably going to have a problem with him!

Jiang Nanxi's seat was right opposite Cheng Qiaozhi's. When she sat down, she saw Cheng Qiaozhi's expression.

She smiled and said, "Mr. Cheng, I heard you didn't come back all night. What were you up to? Did you go on a date with some other girl?"

Cheng Qiaozhi ground his back teeth and looked coldly at Jiang Nanxi, "What are you so smug about? You'll be sorry sooner or later!"

As far as he knew, Ziyu Manor was full of national treasures, as well as ancient artifacts that Taoist practitioners dreamed of.

If he could get the invitation and go to Ziyu Manor, he would definitely persuade the manor lord to lend him the ancient artifact.

Then we can deal with that damned Ultraman and get the golden sword hilt back!
The invitations to Ziyu Manor are one of the prizes for the show, and there are only two available. Guests not only need to win the "Couple Assassins" game, but also need to have the highest game score.

The game score refers to the total score of each round of the game during the filming of the show. Therefore, the more times you win a game segment, the more points you will get.

The team with the highest game score is Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan's team. As a couple of assassins, they are almost finished with their ten couple missions.

The director began, "Before this round of the game begins, I have one more thing to remind you. The couple assassins are almost finished with their missions, but none of you have figured out who the assassin is yet."

After dinner tonight, the first round of voting will take place. If the couple assassins are eliminated tonight, the remaining groups will win and continue filming to earn game points, while the couple assassins will be eliminated.

If I vote wrong tonight and don't vote for the couple assassins, and they finish their mission before tomorrow night's vote, then everyone else loses!

Cheng Qiaozhi narrowed his eyes and looked at Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan, saying, "Director, I'd like to ask, are the couple assassins currently at the highest game score?"