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Chapter 242 Old Man, Times Have Changed

One of the ghosts replied, "Sir, I already checked, there's no damage, and it's even younger!"

"good."

The old master of the Xu family looked satisfied. "Then let her and the sedan chair be placed into the formation. Once I possess the corpse, I will activate the resurrection formation."

"okay!"

The four ghosts carried the sedan chair and placed it in a specific location. Jiang Nanxi's divine sense then detected that there were actually twenty-four identical wedding sedan chairs nearby!

The body of the Xu family patriarch was placed on the ground, and his soul lay on the body. However, after lying there for a long time, it could not enter the body.

"What's going on? This is my own corpse, why can't my soul enter it?"

The old man got up again, stared at the corpse for a while, and tried to figure out what had happened.

The moment he stood up, his corpse also jumped up, lay on its hands and feet on the ground, and barked at him.

Old man:? ? ?

Other ghosts: ? ? ?

All the ghosts present were stunned for a moment.

The old man's body remained lying on the ground, walking on his hands and feet, "Woof woof, woof woof woof!"

Finally, a ghost noticed something was wrong and cautiously said to the old man, "Sir, your body has been possessed by something. There seems to be the spirit of a stray dog ​​inside!"

"what?!"

Master Xu flew into a rage, "That damned stray dog ​​dares to occupy my corpse! Get it out of there right now, I need to go inside to be resurrected!"

As a result, Master Xu and his four ghost underlings spent most of the day trying to figure out how to get the wild dog's soul out!

"Master, I have a feeling someone used some kind of secret technique to lock the soul of a wild dog inside your body? I can't get it out!"

"I also think it's locked inside. This stray dog ​​isn't very strong; it should have run away after you went in! But it won't come out now, so it's obviously locked inside!"

"Wang Wang Wang! Wang Wang!"

As the ghosts spoke, the old man's body crawled on the ground with his hands and feet, sticking out his tongue and panting like a dog.

"Wang Wang!"

The stray dog's spirit could see the old man's soul and knew he wanted to take over his body. Every time the old man approached it, it would frantically crawl away on its hands and feet.

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Come back! Come back here!"

The old man's body crawled haphazardly in the burial site, constantly barking like a dog.

Before long, the stray dog's spirit ran to the place where the formation was set up and forcefully rammed its head into a sedan chair.

There was a loud bang.

The sedan chair that Jiang Nanxi was in was knocked over, and a wooden plank of it was cracked.

She channeled her spiritual power into the cracked wooden plank, creating a hole in the sedan chair, and then emerged from it.

"stop!"

"You damn dog, stop right there!"

When Jiang Nanxi got out of the sedan chair, she saw the old man's ghost leading other ghosts after her.

"Cough cough!"

Jiang Nanxi sat down on the overturned sedan chair without any hesitation.

Upon seeing her, the old man roared, "You brat, why is there a wild dog's soul inside my body, and I can't get it out? Is this your doing?!" "How dare you!"

The old man roared, and Jiang Nanxi roared back, "You bunch of unruly commoners, why don't you kneel before the emperor?"

Old man:? ? ?

Other ghosts: ? ? ?

Jiang Nanxi sneered and took out the bright yellow dragon-patterned T-shirt from her storage space and put it on.

"I originally intended to keep a low profile, but I never expected you to commit such insubordination and treat human life so lightly! As a wise ruler, I absolutely cannot tolerate such things!"

Upon seeing Jiang Nanxi's outfit, all the ghosts' mouths twitched violently.

The old man scoffed, "Are you out of your mind, woman? You dare call yourself an emperor when you buy clothes online for a few dollars?"

He glanced at his own body crawling on the ground like a dog, gritted his teeth and said, "Answer me first, why did my body become like this! Otherwise, I'm not finished with you, I'll make sure you die a horrible death!"

Jiang Nanxi glanced at the old man's body, which was barking incessantly, and said slowly, "This is because I appointed it as the number one dog official in the world, so it became like this."

"You fart!"

The old man was so angry that his beard stood on end. "Stop talking nonsense. Do you think I'll believe you?"

You clearly used some secret technique to trap the soul of a wild dog inside my body, which is why I can't go back now!

Seeing how angry he was, Jiang Nanxi had no choice but to say, "Okay, okay, I admit it, I did it."

The old man's ghostly aura intensified, and his eyes turned blood red. "Outrageous! You dare admit it! How dare you treat my body like this! I will not forgive you!"

Jiang Nanxi was speechless. "Didn't you tell me to admit it? I did, so why are you still angry? If that's the case, then I'll just deny it."

"you wanna die!"

The old man's eyes were bloodshot, and he gathered an extremely dense ghostly power in his hand, which he then struck at Jiang Nanxi.

"Wait a moment!"

Jiang Nanxi seemed a little scared and quickly raised her hand to stop him, saying, "Calm down, this isn't entirely unnecessarily unsolvable. How about this, I'll get the dog's spirit out and release you back, okay?"

The old man's imposing aura softened somewhat, and he said in a deep voice, "Hurry up!"

Jiang Nanxi stood up from the sedan chair, making some fancy hand gestures.

"Mummy, Mummy, ho!"

Suddenly, Jiang Nanxi stood on the sedan chair, pointed at the old man, and said, "Xu Zhiping, since you insist on being a dog, then from this day forward, I hereby appoint you as the number one dog official in the land, and from now on you will enjoy all the excrement in the world! So be it! Hurry up and thank the emperor!"

You're the dog, you son of a bitch!

The old man thought she was scared and was preparing to bring out the wild dog's spirit, but this is what happened instead.

This enraged the old man so much that he unleashed a palm strike imbued with demonic power towards Jiang Nanxi.

boom--!
Jiang Nanxi nimbly jumped away, but the sedan chair that had fallen to the ground was directly smashed into powder by this palm strike.

"Wow, you old Deng are quite something," Jiang Nanxi said with amusement. "Looks like you have the cultivation of a Ghost General."

The old man sneered, "If I didn't have some cultivation, how would I dare to perform the act of bringing the soul back to life! You little cultivator, you won't listen to reason, so don't blame me for being impolite!"

So what if you used a secret technique to lock the wild dog's soul in my corpse? Once I kill you, the secret technique you set up will automatically dissipate!

As soon as he finished speaking, the old man's figure shifted unpredictably and suddenly appeared beside Jiang Nanxi from a distance.

He was about to kill Jiang Nanxi with another palm strike.

But this time, Jiang Nanxi didn't dodge. Instead, she calmly took out a modified toy water gun and held it to the old man's forehead. "Old man, times have changed."

When the old man heard her say that, he was initially flustered, but then he realized that it was just a toy water gun!
Not far away, the ghosts under the old man's command also saw it and burst into laughter.