Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 238 My Butt's on Fire!

A moment of silence fell over the scene.

The screen in the live broadcast room was also full of question marks.

【What? What did you stuff in there?】

[Jiang Nanxi, can't you have any shame? How could you pull down an old man's pants like that!]

Is this something a human could come up with?

They all fell silent and looked at him with strange expressions.

Jiang Nanxi quickly said, "Why are you looking at me like that, like I'm a pervert? Okay, to tell you the truth, I didn't put it in his ass, it really is a bit disgusting."

For some reason, everyone breathed a slight sigh of relief deep down, not only the Xu family, but also Leng Huaixin and others who came with Jiang Nanxi.

The photographer, still shaken, said from inside the funeral hall, "Teacher Jiang, this kind of joke isn't funny!"

Xu Fan retorted angrily, "Are you out of your mind? You can't just brag like that!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I stuffed it into his pants."

Xu Fan: ? ? ?
other people:? ? ?

Before anyone could react, Jiang Nanxi rushed over, picked up the photographer in the mourning hall, and ran away.

A loud explosion rang out.

Jiang Nanxi rushed out of the Xu family's courtyard in the blink of an eye, and Liu Qingyan followed her out.

Leng Huaixin was a step too slow; he brought out everyone who had come in with him for the banquet.

"what!"

The screams of the Xu family members could be heard; they were slow to react and were directly blown out by the aftershocks of the explosion.

However, the grenade Jiang Nanxi used this time was not the one she modified herself, so its power was not particularly strong.

The Xu family's mourning hall and house were destroyed, but the courtyard was unharmed, so those who were blown out of the courtyard only suffered minor injuries.

After Jiang Nanxi ran out, she put the photographer down and looked at the sky in surprise. "The old man was blown away, but his body is still intact!"

Upon hearing her voice, the others who ran out also unconsciously glanced at the sky.

The old man was blown away!
But the old man's body was completely unharmed!

A faint black mist could be seen enveloping the corpse, protecting it from harm.

Not long after, once the aftershocks of the explosion in the courtyard had subsided, the bodies that had been blown apart fell from the sky.

Upon seeing the old man's body fall, Uncle Xu shouted, "Get up quickly! Catch the old man's body! We've been working so hard, the body can't be damaged in any way!"

Xu Fan and other Xu family relatives scrambled to their feet, reaching out to catch the body.

"My ass is on fire!"

Before the body had completely fallen, Jiang Nanxi suddenly stepped on a robot vacuum cleaner, flew into the air, grabbed the old man's corpse by the neck, and carried it away like a chick.

She also shouted to the others below, "Run! Run! This old man wants to use the technique of resurrection and rejuvenation, so he needs to absorb the woman's soul. If you break the secret technique on his corpse, he won't be able to revive!"

Seeing that Jiang Nanxi had snatched the old man's body, Leng Huaixin realized what was happening and turned to run away.

The Xu family members were right next to them, and they immediately became furious and rushed over to stop them.

"Don't leave! Give the body back!"

"How utterly despicable of you to steal even the corpses of the dead! You'll get your comeuppance!"

Hearing their angry curses, Leng Huaixin couldn't help but retort, "You're the ones who are despicable! You've killed so many innocent people in your attempt to bring the old man back to life!"

He had just finished cursing when he saw the high school girl who had come to freeload her meal faint.

Leng Huaixin's expression changed, and he quickly helped the girl up, carrying her on his back as they ran away.

The Xu family's house was bombed, the old man's body was stolen, and the scene was chaotic. Xu's second uncle was furious. The old man ran to the small Western-style house next to the Xu family's house.

"Second uncle, second uncle!"

Xu Fan, his face bruised and swollen, ran anxiously to the old man and said, "They ran away with the old man's body! What are we going to do now? If they really manage to break the old man's Resurrection Technique, we're doomed!"

"Useless thing, get out!"

The old man angrily pushed Xu Fan away, then went into the room and brought out a hunting rifle.

He went up to the top floor of the small villa, stood at the highest point, and aimed his shotgun at Leng Huaixin, who was carrying the girl on his back.

Although they have already run away, this little villa has an excellent location; standing at the highest point, you can see down into every alleyway next to it.

The old man originally wanted to find Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi was running too fast on the robot vacuum cleaner, and he could no longer see her anywhere!

The old man said to Xu Fan, "Go to the cenotaph in the dead woods outside the village and contact the old man. Ask him to go find that damned woman."

As soon as he finished speaking, the old man pulled the trigger and fired in the direction of Leng Huaixin and the girl.

Bang.

The moment the bullet was fired, the old man's shotgun was suddenly snatched away, causing the shot to miss and fly high into the air.

"Snapped--!"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly appeared beside the old man, not only snatching his hunting rifle but also slapping him.

"you……!"

The old man was completely dumbfounded, having no idea when she arrived or how she could have moved so quickly!

"hey-hey!"

Jiang Nanxi chuckled, then rushed excitedly into the room of the small villa, "I just saw you open the safe and take out the hunting rifle!"

Old man: "!!!!"

The old man's face changed drastically, and he stumbled into the room, shouting, "Stop! Stop right there! This is robbery!"

Jiang Nanxi has found the safe and saw that it contains a lot of gold and jewelry.

The old man's voice was trembling with tears, "How could you do this? Stealing the corpse is one thing, but you also stole my safe! Are you even human?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Hehe, I'm not human, am I? I'm asking you for some money to start a rebellion in the Heavenly Palace. I'll repay you when I become the Great Sage Equal to Heaven!"

Old man: "You crazy woman, put the safe down for me!"

Clutching the open safe, she turned and rushed towards the balcony, then kicked away the old man who had run in to stop her, saying, "Hehehehe, I'm the most agile person in the mountains, you can't catch me."

"Ahhh, my baby!"

"Hey Hey Hey……"

"Give me back!"

"Hey Hey……"

Jiang Nanxi ran to the balcony, put the safe into her spatial storage, and then flew away on the robot vacuum cleaner.

The old man chased after her and grabbed her clothes, but he couldn't fly. He was almost pulled off the balcony and had to let go. He watched with bloodshot eyes as Jiang Nanxi flew away gracefully.

"Second uncle!"

Xu Fan ran up the stairs, "I told Grandpa I burned paper money for him. He was furious and scolded us for being useless, but he said he would go and settle accounts with those people!"

Uncle Xu calmed down a bit, took a deep breath and said, "These people... all deserve to die! When the old man died, he was unwilling to die like that, so I set up an array to make him a vengeful ghost."

After that, he absorbed so many more living souls, trying to rejuvenate and become young again. His power increased dramatically, to the point that even I couldn't control him. These people are doomed!

He thought for a moment, then went to the study and brought out a few array plates. "Go and get the old man's memorial tablet. I'll set up an array to make the old man's ghost even more ferocious, ensuring that these people will die without a burial place!"