Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 232 Cui Wan, smash her mouth!

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Jiang Nanxi put on a bright yellow dragon-patterned t-shirt and put her hands behind her back.

Wearing this eye-catching outfit, she sighed softly, "I never expected that my identity as the emperor would be exposed so easily. Fine, I'm not going to act anymore, I'm laying my cards on the table, you should all kneel down and pay your respects."

He Rou: ?
Song Wanwan: ?

[Help! Hahahaha, I saw He Rou and Song Wanwan pulling at each other's skirts, and I was wondering why Sister Xi didn't dodge. I didn't expect her to have this trick up her sleeve!]

No wonder Jiang Nanxi chuckled twice before the competition started; she couldn't help but laugh at the thought that these two idiots would expose her identity as the emperor!

My mom asked me why I was kneeling while watching a variety show, and I said I was paying my respects to the emperor.

[No joke, is there a link to this outfit? I'm really interested, I want to buy one too!]

He Rou never expected that Jiang Nanxi would wear such outrageous leggings under her skirt. The most crucial thing was that she also had an equally outrageous t-shirt!

He Rou took a deep breath and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I was so eager to grab the shuttlecock that I accidentally pulled your skirt."

Jiang Nanxi said magnanimously, "It's alright, I'm not the kind of person who holds grudges."

"A prime minister's belly can hold a boat, let alone mine, the emperor, whose belly can naturally hold an aircraft carrier. Kneel down and kowtow, and this matter will be settled."

He Rou: ? ? ?
[“I’m Not a Petty Person” and “Kneel Down and Kneel Down” Hahahaha!]

[Yeah, what's wrong with kowtowing? If this were ancient times, offending the emperor would mean beheading. He Rou, you should be secretly happy!]

He Rou snorted coldly and said, "I already said it was an accident, do you have to be so sarcastic?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Why am I being sarcastic? You lowly servant, you haven't even knelt down to pay your respects to the Emperor, and I haven't held it against you. Now I'm only asking you to kneel down and apologize. How is that not magnanimous?"

He Rou's forehead twitched as she said, "Can't you be normal for once? If you're the emperor, then I'm still the Empress Dowager!"

There was a snap.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly snapped her fingers, and her spiritual power silently fell on Song Wanwan.

The Gu worms inside Song Wanwan's body are activated!
Song Wanwan was already preparing to get up from the ground, but halfway up, she suddenly knelt down again with a thud and kowtowed to Jiang Nanxi.

Song Wanwan placed her hands on the ground and shouted, "Greetings, Your Majesty the Emperor! Long live the Emperor!"

Jiang Nanxi looked at He Rou and said, "Look for yourself, Song Wanwan knows I'm the Emperor. You said you're the Empress Dowager, why doesn't Song Wanwan bow to you?"

He Rou looked at Song Wanwan with a horrified expression. "Wanwan, are you crazy? Why are you kneeling down and kowtowing to her?! She's just a nobody, you're the eldest daughter of the Song family!"

Song Wanwan suddenly stood up, pointed at He Rou's nose and said, "How dare you be disrespectful to His Majesty!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Cuiwan, smash her mouth!"

Song Wanwan: "Yes!"

Before He Rou could react, Song Wanwan raised her hand and slapped He Rou more than ten times with both hands.

Clap clap clap, clap clap clap clap!

Song Wanwan's actions were too fast, and the set was filled with the crisp sound of slaps. Finally, the director reacted and rushed over to pull her away, and Song Wanwan stopped slapping He Rou.

The audience was completely stunned.

The other guests at the scene were also stunned.

【Huh?! Song Wanwan, are you serious?! When did you start supporting Sister Xi?!】

[He Rou has been beaten to a pulp by Song Wanwan! She's so fierce! Aren't she and He Rou in cahoots?]

"Song Wanwan! Ah—!"

He Rou's devastating screams rang out.

Although the director pulled the two apart, He Rou couldn't help but rush over and pull Song Wanwan's hair. While pulling, He Rou roared, "You were the one who told me to pull Jiang Nanxi's skirt! Why are you hitting me! How dare you bully me on Jiang Nanxi's behalf? I'm not done with you!"

"Let go, let go!"

Song Wanwan had regained some of her senses and started pulling He Rou's hair, saying, "Go pull Jiang Nanxi, why are you pulling me? I didn't mean to hit you!"

"You've already hit me, and you still say you didn't want to? How can you be so manipulative! I'll never believe you again!"

"I really didn't mean to hit you! I don't know why, I just couldn't control myself! Can you let go of me? My scalp is being ripped off!"

The two started pulling at each other's scalps and fighting.

The director had to call staff to separate them and send them back to their rooms, finally ending the farce.

Holy crap, this is the biggest show of the year!

[Song Wanwan is really crazy! She told He Rou that she was bullying Jiang Nanxi, but then she turned around and hit He Rou. She's the real lunatic!]

[Does Song Wanwan think that by helping Jiang Nanxi hit He Rou, she can shift all the blame for tearing He Rou's skirt onto He Rou? Otherwise, how can one explain her bizarre behavior?]

[Song Wanwan is absolutely wicked! Why isn't she banned yet? I never want to see her again!]

The two female guests left, and the game couldn't continue, which infuriated the director.

The director announced, "Because of Song Wanwan and He Rou's terrible behavior, neither group will get dinner tonight!"

Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up. She walked over to the director with her hands behind her back, leaned forward, and asked, "Director, since that's the case, then the most luxurious package should be mine! Consider it compensation!"

The director sneered, "Who do you think you are? You've got an addiction to being an emperor!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Hmm...why not?"

Director: "You don't have the deluxe set meal either. You and Liu Qingyan go eat the regular set meal. No one from Li Chu and Song Shixing's group is involved in causing trouble, so you two go eat the deluxe set meal!"

Jiang Nanxi: "..."

After dinner, there was a photoshoot for a beach date and walk, but Liu Qingyan couldn't find Jiang Nanxi no matter how hard she looked.

She left the restaurant after dinner without saying where she was going, and never came back.

She doesn't answer my calls or reply to my messages; she's vanished into thin air.

The director thought Jiang Nanxi had left the crew because she hadn't gotten the deluxe meal, and panicked. He immediately led his staff to search for her all over the area near the hotel.

When the other guests found out about this, they all came out to help find the person.

Jingle Bell!
Liu Qingyan's phone suddenly rang; it was Jiang Nanxi making a video call to him.

Song Shixing saw it and hurriedly urged, "Answer Nanxi's call quickly and ask her where she went!"

Liu Qingyan frowned and glanced at him before answering the video call, anxiously asking, "Where did you go?"

Jiang Nanxi stood in a rural courtyard, which was covered with white silk, and there was a mourning hall behind her.

She held up her phone and said, "I'm at a banquet."

"You just finished eating, why are you having a banquet?"

“Leng Huaixin said that no one dares to come and mourn here, but if I come and mourn, I can eat all I want for free, so I came.”

Liu Qingyan:? ? ?

Before Liu Qingyan could react, Jiang Nanxi, holding a chicken leg, knelt down with a thud and began to wail, "Waaah, husband, you died so tragically!"

Liu Qingyan:? ? !