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Chapter 228 What are you doing wearing a skirt, you grown man?!

At this moment, Jiang Nanxi had already arrived at the door of Wei Yanbo's room and hurriedly pushed the door open and came in.

"What happened? I've taken care of everything. How could it be out of gas?"

Everyone else is still in the room.

When Cheng Qiaozhi saw her, he sneered, "I thought you were so great, but you can't save anyone."

Liu Qingyan sat on the edge of the bed, glanced at him, and said, "You're not dead yet, what are you saying?"

"I checked his breathing just now, and he wasn't breathing at all. How can you say he's still alive?"

Liu Qingyan said, "It's just a temporary loss of consciousness and shock. The heart is still beating. We can call the soul back."

Jiang Nanxi went over and took a look. She found that the red spots on Wei Yanbo's face and neck had disappeared, but his face was still pale and he was lifeless.

But fortunately, there was still a faint heartbeat.

She frowned. "I've already dealt with the Kumanthong, so how could it have lost its soul?"

Jiang Nanxi quickly took out two talismans and stuck them on Wei Yanbo's body. One was a protective talisman that could protect the last breath in his body, and the other was a soul-summoning talisman.

There was a snap.

Jiang Nanxi snapped her fingers, and the talisman lit up with a golden light, from which came Wei Yanbo's terrified screams.

"Help! Someone save me! I don't like you! I have a girlfriend, and I can't possibly marry you!"

These words surprised everyone.

Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan exchanged a glance.

Liu Qingyan pondered and said, "It's possible that after he fell into a coma, his body's magnetic field was too weak, which caused other ghosts to target him and attract his soul away."

Jiang Nanxi nodded. "Possibly. It seems the one who lured his soul away was a female ghost, and she even wanted to marry him."

Jiang Nanxi said to the summoning talisman, "Wei Yanbo, this is Jiang Nanxi. Don't panic. What's the situation on your end? Do you know where you are?"

"Jiang Nanxi?"

Upon hearing the familiar voice, Wei Yanbo's voice trembled with tears. "I...I don't know where I am. It seems to be an underground cave. I can't get out and I can't see what's outside the cave."

The cave was decorated with red "double happiness" characters and hung with red silk ribbons. A woman just told me she wanted to marry me and that we'd have a wedding ceremony later!

Liu Qingyan asked in surprise, "Is this a ghost marriage? Finding a living person to marry a ghost person means they'll die after the wedding."

Jiang Nanxi exclaimed in surprise, "Oh my god, you're really unlucky, you've run into another big problem!"

Wei Yanbo couldn't help but shout, "Can you please save me? I'm so young, I don't want to die! Jiang Nanxi, you want money, don't you? I'll give you five million! I agree, please save me!"

Jiang Nanxi said with a troubled expression, "But we don't know where you are, so how can we find you?"

I've already used a soul-summoning talisman on your body, but your soul still hasn't returned. This means the female ghost who married you is very powerful; she's locked your soul away!

"What do you mean, 'marry me'?!"

Wei Yanbo broke down in tears, "I'm a grown man, if anyone's going to marry, it's me! Oh no, why would I marry a female ghost! I don't want to have a ghost marriage with her!"

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "This island is so big that we can't find where you are for the time being. How about this, I'll teach you how to escape, and you just do as I say."

"Okay, okay! Tell me quickly, I'll do whatever you say, and I'll never give you a low score again!"

Jiang Nanxi instructed, "You must do exactly what I say. Don't have any of your own ideas. If you have your own ideas and don't do as I say, you might not succeed!"

"Okay, I'll do as you say!" Wei Yanbo agreed, but then suddenly exclaimed in horror, "That woman is back! She even brought me a groom's suit; she wants me to wear it for a ghost marriage!"

"Then do as I say."
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Inside the cave.

Wei Yanbo's spirit lingered in the corner, and a woman in a bright red Xiuhe dress stood before him.

The woman wore an exquisite red veil, obscuring her true face.

Wei Yanbo had her head down, and you could see that she was still wearing a pair of red embroidered shoes, and her feet were floating in mid-air!

What are you talking to yourself about?

A woman's cold voice came from behind.

Wei Yanbo communicated with Jiang Nanxi through a soul-summoning talisman, so when Jiang Nanxi spoke to him, the other ghosts could not hear her.

But while the other ghosts could hear Wei Yanbo speaking, this female ghost heard him shouting and yelling inside the cave.

When Wei Yanbo saw the female ghost standing in front of him with an embroidered red veil on her head, he was so frightened that his soul trembled. He stammered for a long time before he straightened up and said, "I have something to tell you!"

“No need,” the female ghost said. “I don’t want to know what you have to say. You just need to complete the wedding with me.”

Wei Yanbo paused for a moment.

Upon hearing Jiang Nanxi's words, he snorted coldly, pointed at the female ghost, and said, "Woman, listen to me, I am not a good husband, nor a good father, nor a good son!"

The female ghost: "That's not important."

Wei Yanbo: "Indeed, I am not a good husband, nor a good father, nor a good son, but so what? I am a girl."

Female ghost:?
Wei Yanbo: "Do you remember? We used to play together when we were little. You played at your house, and I played at mine. You ate at your house, and I ate at mine. I really miss those days. When my parents went to work, I would secretly wear my mom's dress at home and no one would notice."

Female ghost:?
Before the female ghost could react, Wei Yanbo suddenly tugged at her Xiuhe dress and said, "Your dress is really beautiful. When we have the wedding later, I'll wear this and you can wear something else, okay?"

The female ghost quickly took two steps back, her voice filled with shock, "You...you're a grown man, why are you wearing a skirt!"

Jiang Nanxi's voice echoed in Wei Yanbo's mind again. After a strange expression, he finally looked up at the sky and sighed.

"Actually, my dream since I was a child has been to be a girl and get married wearing a dress."

So when I became an adult, I made an important decision: I had the surgery.

The female ghost gasped, incredulously saying, "What kind of surgery did you have? What are you talking about! How can a man like to wear skirts!"

Wei Yanbo grabbed her hand. "You don't believe me? I can show you."

After we get married, we'll address each other separately; you'll call me husband, and I'll call you sister.

"Aaaaaah, you're a pervert!"

The female ghost reacted as if she had encountered something filthy, immediately shaking off Wei Yanbo's hand and rushing towards the cave entrance.

Wei Yanbo chased after her, calling out, "Sister, don't go! Didn't you say you were getting married?"

The female ghost turned around and glanced back.

She saw Wei Yanbo reach out to her with his pinky finger raised, and shout at her in a sissy voice.

"Didn't you say you didn't care what I was like, as long as we got married? Go away! My girlfriend is about to break up with me because I want to be a woman, but you're the only one who doesn't mind! Sister~~~!"

After Wei Yanbo finished shouting, he struck an extremely seductive pose, which immediately caused the female ghost to go black.