Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy
Chapter 218 Life is dull and tasteless, the toad comments on humanity
Chapter 218 Life is dull and tasteless, the toad comments on humanity
Ji Cheng sneered, "If I don't get angry, do you think I'm a kitten? You killed my carefully cultivated poisonous bee gu, and I haven't even settled the score with you yet. You still dare to follow me? Well, you can just wait to be reduced to ashes!"
Ji Cheng was holding the strange black bell and was about to chant a spell when Jiang Nanxi rushed over and slapped him in the face with an electric mosquito swatter.
call out--!
boom--!
This time, the electric mosquito swatter failed to power up Ji Cheng, but Jiang Nanxi swatted him away like a tennis ball!
The bell spell was aborted before it could even be activated!
"Holy crap, how come this woman's spiritual power is so strong! Didn't Song Wanwan say she only knew some minor mystical arts? Why is her cultivation level higher than mine?!"
Ji Cheng got up from the ground, his head was buzzing, and he hated Song Wanwan for lying about military intelligence!
When Ji Cheng saw Jiang Nanxi rushing over again, he clenched the bell in his hand, hesitating whether to use it or not.
He's afraid that even if he uses it, it won't be of any use!
"Fine, I'll spare your life today. I'll come back for your skin next time!"
Ji Cheng's angry roar rang out.
He figured he hadn't brought his face with him today, and since the woman didn't know who he was anyway, he'd just find another opportunity to deal with her when she wasn't looking!
Jiang Nanxi didn't want him to leave. Seeing that he was running even faster, she ran even faster too.
Jiang Nanxi chased after him and asked, "Dude, you came to see me so late at night because you've got your eye on me?"
Ji Cheng: ?
Jiang Nanxi: "What kind of expression is that? Don't deny it. Come on, come on, let's talk about our feelings again."
Ji Cheng: ?
How to communicate?
So you gave him a few more bangs, huh?
Ji Cheng immediately shouted at her, "I didn't! I didn't do it! I have absolutely no interest in you! Can you please stop pursuing me!"
Jiang Nanxi asked in confusion, "How could that be? I'm so charming, cute, and beautiful, how could any man not be interested in me?"
"I'm not interested, that's all! Are you out of your mind? Don't come any closer!"
"No, you have to tell me why. Tell me and I'm leaving."
"I like fair-skinned, young, and thin girls. I don't like someone like you, okay? Get away from me!"
Jiang Nanxi looked delighted. "That's such a coincidence! I am Bai Youshou!"
Ji Cheng's expression froze, his bloodshot eyes filled with a deathly intent. "Who do you think you are, calling yourself 'Fair-skinned, Skinny'? You'd be more like 'Hardcore Barbie'!"
Jiang Nanxi delivered a spinning kick to his face, sending him flying five meters away. Then, she stood there and casually tossed her hair. "I'm an idiot, childish, and can't stand anything. How come I'm not fair-skinned, young, and thin? I knew it. I'm your ideal type."
Ji Cheng: ? ? ?
Is there anyone who can save him?!
Why on earth would he be so desperate tonight to come looking for this lunatic?
As Ji Cheng watched Jiang Nanxi walk towards him, he quickly recited the bell's incantation.
Soon.
A dense ghostly aura emanated from the bell in his hand, forming a black mist that enveloped the surroundings.
Jiang Nanxi paused in her steps.
She saw several strangely shaped, dark humanoid figures appearing not far away, crawling towards her on the ground in an extremely eerie manner.
These things quickly surrounded her, and only then did she see what they looked like. They were all bloody, skinless female ghosts!
"hiss--!"
The female ghosts let out hoarse screams and jumped up, scratching at Jiang Nanxi with their sharp nails.
Jiang Nanxi narrowed her eyes and swung the electric mosquito swatter out again, a large patch of lightning flashing.
Rumble!
This lightning was even brighter than before, forming an electric net in the air that enveloped the approaching ghosts, causing them to scream in terror and turn tail and run away.
As the black fog gradually dissipated, Jiang Nanxi discovered that Song Wanwan's boyfriend had also taken the opportunity to escape.
Holding the electric mosquito swatter in her hand, her eyes darkened as she thought of those bloody ghosts.
"These female ghosts have no skin left. Could they all be women who died at the hands of the Lingnan Ghost Clan?" I never expected that the Lingnan Ghost Clan not only liked to skin and drink blood, but also collected the vengeful spirits of the dead and used them as weapons.
If this guy were reported to the Psychic Bureau, he'd probably be an S-class wanted criminal, right?
Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment, then turned to look around and probed the surroundings with her divine sense, but still couldn't find that guy's aura.
"Running pretty fast."
Jiang Nanxi pursed her lips, somewhat regretfully put away the electric mosquito swatter, and walked back towards the hotel.
When she returned, she didn't climb the wall, but instead went through the hotel's main entrance.
As soon as Jiang Nanxi stepped out of the elevator, she ran into the other guests from the show, who had just finished the last round of the late-night snack game.
When Wei Yanbo saw Jiang Nanxi wandering around in her pajamas, he couldn't help but frown and say, "Ms. Jiang, can you please pay attention to your image? You're a female celebrity, here to participate in a dating reality show, how can you go out in your pajamas!"
Jiang Nanxi: "What's it to you? If I want to, I can go out naked and it's none of your business."
Wei Yanbo snorted and said, "I'm an observer on this show, so I'm qualified to remind you. Your behavior will make the male guests unhappy with you!"
Jiang Nanxi gave him the middle finger with both hands, saying, "Life is so boring, a toad is commenting on humanity."
Wei Yanbo:? ? ?
[Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard! Jiang Nanxi is my daily source of joy! Without her during the game, I felt the show wasn't as enjoyable!]
[Agreed! Jiang Nanxi is truly a talent; I have no idea where she gets so many witty remarks!]
[Jiang Nanxi, tell the truth, were you secretly memorizing jokes while we were sleeping?!]
Wei Yanbo's face was extremely ugly, and Jiang Nanxi, with one hand in her pocket, arrogantly blocked his way.
"So what if the male guest is unhappy with me? So what if you're unhappy with me? Do I, a grown woman, need you to tell me what to do? If you really don't like me, you can go die, then you won't have to watch."
"Jiang Nanxi!"
Wei Yanbo was so angry that he was trembling all over.
"How could there be a woman like you? You have absolutely no manners! Any man who ends up with you will be incredibly unlucky!"
Upon hearing this, Song Shiting and Song Shixing immediately looked displeased and glared at him.
Song Shiting spoke up directly, "Teacher Wei, that's going too far. Miss Jiang didn't do anything wrong, so why is it being brought up as a matter of manners?"
Song Shixing rolled her eyes on the spot, "You're the one who's ill-mannered, aren't you? You even have to tell people what to do when they go out in their pajamas. You're an observer, not a nanny."
Wei Yanbo originally thought that most of the male guests would side with him after Jiang Nanxi spoke like that, but he didn't expect to be directly confronted by the Song brothers.
"I……"
He felt a wave of embarrassment wash over him, his face turning pale as he stared at them, momentarily speechless.
Jiang Nanxi patted him kindly and said, "Teacher Wei, I'm a very magnanimous person, so I don't blame you for saying that to me."
But let me give you a piece of advice: don't be so picky about things, be more tolerant, or you'll regret it.
Wei Yanbo irritably shook off her hand, "It's not your place to teach me how to be a person!"
Jiang Nanxi glanced at his face and clicked her tongue lightly, "Listen to advice, eat well, understand? Otherwise, you can expect to eat menstrual blood mixed with rice tomorrow."
"what?"
Wei Yanbo stared at her in shock. "How is this possible? I'm not crazy, why would I eat such disgusting food? Can you stop talking nonsense!"
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