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Chapter 216 Evil Mantis Shrimp, I'll Teach You a Lesson on the Spot

[Hilarious! If this counts as self-defense, then I did too. Three fried chickens attacked me as I passed the kitchen, so I had to eat them to stop them!]

[Mantis Shrimp: What a huge pot!]

[Even when the mantis shrimp died, it never imagined it would be criticized for having the ability to give birth but not the means to raise it, hahaha!]

The audience, always eager for drama, became even more enraged after hearing these remarks. "You're talking nonsense, making excuses for your own despicable behavior!"

Jiang Nanxi sniffed and choked up, saying, "If all else fails, call the police. Let them explain to you whether self-defense is permissible."

Wei Yanbo:?

Jiang Nanxi looked at Liu Qingyan beside her, "Teacher Liu, you saw it just now, their attacks were so fierce. If we didn't put them in takeout boxes, we wouldn't have survived at all!"

Liu Qingyan's lips twitched. "Indeed, the situation just now was extremely dangerous."

Wei Yanbo:?

Jiang Nanxi hugged Liu Qingyan beside her and started crying again, "Teacher Liu, waaaaah, what kind of world is this? How is it wrong for me to protect myself! Am I destined to be bullied?!"

Wei Yanbo:?

Seeing Jiang Nanxi crying louder and louder, Wei Yanbo took a deep breath and said, "Fine, so you're saying the mantis shrimp hit you? If you're so capable, let the mantis shrimp hit you and see! If the mantis shrimp can really hit people, then we'll let this matter go!"

Jiang Nanxi's crying stopped abruptly.

She suddenly noticed a mantis shrimp that hadn't been eaten yet, lying on the floor next to the coffee table.

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Teacher Wei, really? If you saw a mantis shrimp hitting someone, would you believe what I'm saying?"

Wei Yanbo sneered, "Yeah, you let the mantis shrimp hit me and see. If the mantis shrimp can't hit anyone, then you're just being unreasonable, and you'll have to publicly apologize to everyone!"

In addition, you need to pay for tonight's meal, and you and Liu Qingyan's group will also face certain penalties.

"What punishment?"

Upon hearing Jiang Nanxi's question, the director replied, "You violated the rules and cannot participate in the three rounds of the game. These three rounds are related to tonight's late-night snack, tomorrow's lunch, and dinner."

If none of you can participate, it means you won't be able to eat anything tomorrow!

Jiang Nanxi looked at them with a reproachful expression, "Such a severe punishment? You are all too cruel!"

The director then said, "Alright, tell us exactly how the mantis shrimp hit you. If you can't explain it, and we can't see the mantis shrimp hitting you, then you'll have to accept the punishment!"

Jiang Nanxi picked up the mantis shrimp that had fallen on the floor next to the coffee table and put it in a plate.

"This wicked mantis shrimp escaped, and I finally managed to catch it."

Jiang Nanxi handed the plate to the director, saying, "Director, take this. It's going to attack you in a bit, so be careful not to get hurt!"

The director, speechless, took the mantis shrimp. "This thing's dead, how can it attack people? I really didn't expect you to say something so outrageous just for a bite to eat!"

Jiang Nanxi winked at him.

The director paused for a moment, a bad feeling creeping over him, and then the next second...
He saw the mantis shrimp lying on the plate suddenly jump up and then slap his face with its tail!
director:? ? ?
Before the director could react, the mantis shrimp began frantically slapping its tail in front of him, like a fish being washed ashore and frantically flapping its tail. The mantis shrimp was using its tail to slap the director's face repeatedly.

Clap clap clap!

Before long, red marks appeared on the director's cheeks, and his cheeks swelled up from the pain.

"what!"

The director screamed and tried to pry the mantis shrimp open, but it dodged him several times.

"Help! A mantis shrimp is attacking someone!" "Director!"

Wei Yanbo was stunned when he saw this, and it took him a long time to react.

He reached out to help the director swat away the mantis shrimp that was bothering him, but the mantis shrimp slapped him across the face instead.

Clap clap clap clap!
When the mantis shrimp saw Wei Yanbo coming over, it stopped bothering the director and started wildly wagging its tail at Wei Yanbo's face, leaving several red marks on his face.

"Help! Help! Jiang Nanxi, what have you done? Make the mantis shrimp stop!"

"Stop! Jiang Nanxi, did you do this? Stop it now!"

The two ran around the room, clutching each other, while the mantis shrimp relentlessly chased after them.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you! You wicked mantis shrimp, let my belly punish you!"

Jiang Nanxi quickly slid over and caught the wicked mantis shrimp. She peeled the shrimp, dipped it in vinegar, and ate it. Only then did the room quiet down.

Liu Qingyan: "..."

audience:"……"

After calming down, the director and Wei Yanbo saw Jiang Nanxi happily munching on a mantis shrimp, and their faces turned green.

The director couldn't help but say, "What did you do to the mantis shrimp? You must have used some tricks to make it attack us like it was possessed!"

Wei Yanbo also said, "That's right, the mantis shrimp are all cooked, how could they attack anyone! Besides, this thing is seafood, it's impossible for it to fly up and slap someone!"

"You wouldn't know this, would you?"

Jiang Nanxi threw away the remains of the mantis shrimp and said with a solemn expression, "Actually, these seafoods were all caught in the sea areas polluted by nuclear wastewater. They have already mutated, and it would be a big problem for people to eat them!"

The director looked surprised. "Really? We ordered another table full today, and everyone ate quite a bit! What happens after eating this kind of seafood?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Anyway, it's bad for your health."

Director: "But most of the dishes in the hotels and restaurants on this island are seafood. Are we not going to eat anything for the rest of the days?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, you'd better not eat anymore. If you've ordered any dishes, you can bring them over for me to eat. I'm willing to sacrifice my health for everyone's safety."

director:? ? ?
The director then realized he had been tricked by that bastard Jiang Nanxi again, and his eyes blazed with anger. "Jiang Nanxi, can't you be normal for once?!"

Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and said, "I'm perfectly normal. You wanted to see mantis shrimp beat people up, so I showed you. Now you can prove that what I said wasn't wrong, right?"

"That's how those wicked mantis shrimp led a whole bunch of seafood to beat me up. I only did it for your safety, so I packed up all that evil seafood and took it with me."

The director and Wei Yanbo remained silent, their faces bearing a faint sense of death, unsure how to refute the statement.

Wei Yanbo regretted giving her a perfect score; he should have given her a higher score and let her eat normally!

That way, they won't be disgusted when they eat, and they won't be forced to accept her absurd statement about mantis shrimp hitting people!
The director and Wei Yanbo slunk away.

Jiang Nanxi returned to her room to rest, satisfied, and made an agreement with Liu Qingyan not to participate in the late-night snack games.

Because the two of them were too full to eat, they didn't need the game.

After washing up and resting for a while, Jiang Nanxi prepared to turn off the lights and go to sleep.

As soon as she turned off the light, Jiang Nanxi heard a faint noise coming from the direction of the balcony.

She turned her head and saw a bloodshot eye staring straight at her through the gap in the curtains!