Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 214 primarily features a faint, almost pungent, scent of feces, which reaches the palate...

Wei Yanbo was drinking corn porridge when he heard this and almost spat it out.

Looking at the hairy crabs on the plate, brimming with crab roe and crab paste, all he could think of was the phrase "pre-made shit."

Wei Yanbo looked at Jiang Nanxi with displeasure and said, "Can you please not talk about this kind of thing while we're eating? It's really uncivilized and disgusting!"

Jiang Nanxi: "So what? Don't you need to poop?"

Cheng Qiaozhi was also furious upon hearing this, "Jiang Nanxi, are you ever going to stop? We're eating, and you're saying this kind of thing! Are you deliberately trying to disgust us?!"

Jiang Nanxi: "So what? Don't you poop either?"

George Cheng: "..."

Wei Yanbo: "..."

Can we please stop talking about poop?!

They're eating!

Seeing that the two of them looked constipated, Jiang Nanxi said shyly, "Teacher Liu, do you know what the main smell of a person is?"

Liu Qingyan cooperated perfectly with an "Oh~", and then asked, "What does it taste like?"

Jiang Nanxi glanced at the others and said, "Hmm... it's mainly a kind of poop smell and a light poop smell. I really suggest that some girls store some good poop in their stomachs, so that when they eat, this fragrance will go straight to their palate, and maybe even straight to the top of their head."

Liu Qingyan then looked at the others and asked, "Did you stock up before eating? Does it have a flavor that reaches the roof of your mouth?"

director:"……"

other people:"……"

Cheng Qiaozhi, who was eating a half-eaten king crab leg, lost his appetite and put it down with a thud.

He said to the director with a grim expression, "Director, can we ask them to get out? Their presence is ruining our appetites! Besides, they don't deserve to eat; they shouldn't even be in the private room!"

The director's face was also very pale, and he had lost his appetite. But just as he was about to speak, Jiang Nanxi suddenly clutched her stomach and cried out.

"Ouch, my stomach hurts so much, I really need to poop, I need to go to the bathroom!"

When the director saw Jiang Nanxi clutching her stomach and running towards the door, he couldn't help but say, "If you need to go to the restroom, just go. Can you not be so blunt? Everyone's still eating, and you've ruined their appetite!"

Jiang Nanxi looked at them apologetically and said sincerely, "Okay, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so blunt. I'll go to the restroom and make a chocolate milkshake, you can enjoy it slowly."

Jiang Nanxi dashed out of the private room, and then a waiter came in with drinks.

The waiter said to them, "Six chocolate milkshakes are ready. May I ask who these are for?"

director:_

Others: _

Was she doing it on purpose?

She did it on purpose, didn't she?!

No one answered the waiter, so the waiter simply placed the six chocolate milkshakes on the table and left, leaving them to distribute them themselves.

There was a photographer live-streaming inside the private room, and the audience was watching the scene.

[Help! Hahahaha, what the hell is this pre-made shit?! Why didn't you let Jiang Nanxi eat? Now look what happened, nobody can eat in peace!]

[Chocolate milkshake, hahaha, director, why aren't you guys drinking it? Is it because you don't like chocolate?]

The director, observers, and guests looked pale and had lost their appetites, while the audience was thoroughly enjoying the spectacle.

After a long time, Jiang Nanxi still hadn't returned. Just when everyone had finally come to their senses and forgotten about that incident, Jiang Nanxi's voice suddenly came from the doorway again.

"director!"

Jiang Nanxi cried out in panic, "Director! I've wet my pants! What should I do?! Please think of something!"

"Huh?" The director looked at the door in horror, and then saw Jiang Nanxi kick the door open and come in.

Jiang Nanxi rushed in, shouting, "Director, director, help! I not only pooped in my pants, but I also accidentally got it on my jacket! What should I do? It's so embarrassing!"

When the director saw the brown, viscous liquid on her clothes, he was instantly terrified and panicked, yelling, "Jiang Nanxi, don't come any closer!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Ahhh, so embarrassing, so embarrassing! My clothes are covered in it, I'm so ashamed!"

Director: "Don't come any closer!!!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Ahhh!"

Director: "Aaaaah, what's that sticky stuff on your hands? Get out of here! Stay away from me!"

Jiang Nanxi: "After I finished pooping, I felt something on my clothes, so I touched it. Director, can you take a look?"

Director: "Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

Jiang Nanxi shouted as she rushed toward the director, forcing him to jump up from his seat and run toward the door.

Seeing the director run away, Jiang Nanxi turned to the others at the table and continued shouting.

"Oh no, what do I do?!"

She suddenly wiped Wei Yanbo's face, then took off her coat, which was covered in a sticky brown liquid, and threw it directly at Cheng Qiaozhi, who was not far away.

"Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing?! You dare throw shit on me?! Are you fucking crazy?"

"Ugh—! How disgusting!"

"Where's the restroom? I'm about to throw up!"

Everyone present was so frightened when they saw Jiang Nanxi groping around on the table with her dirty hands that they all jumped up and fled the private room as if their lives depended on it.

Everyone had run away, except for Li Chu and Liu Qingyan, who remained in their seats. Liu Qingyan handed Jiang Nanxi a pack of wet wipes.

"Quickly wipe the chocolate sauce off your hands and pack your things. They'll be back soon, once they realize what's happening."

Upon hearing this, Li Chu suddenly realized, "So that's why you asked me for chocolate! No wonder it smelled different. Those people are so stupid!"

The main reason is that Jiang Nanxi didn't smear her dirty hands on her. Everyone else was so disgusted by Jiang Nanxi smearing herself that they lost their ability to judge.

However, when those people ran to the restroom to clean themselves off, they realized it was chocolate sauce.

However, Jiang Nanxi had smeared a lot of grease on their clothes, and it would take some time to clean them off.

When everyone returned after cleaning up, they found that all the food in the private room was gone; it had all been packed up and taken away!
Cheng Qiaozhi was so angry that his face twisted in anger.

"That crazy woman Jiang Nanxi, it seems she deliberately acted crazy to lure us away, and then took the opportunity to pack up the food!"

The director was speechless for a moment, and in the end, he could only order another table of food for the guests.

Jiang Nanxi's side.

She came out of the restaurant carrying several bags of takeout food, and then saw a luxury car parked at the entrance.

Song Wanwan wasn't in the restaurant earlier; she was sitting in this luxury car, and a young, handsome man was in the driver's seat.

The two whispered sweet nothings to each other in the car and even hugged each other affectionately.

Jiang Nanxi blinked, flicked a wisp of spiritual energy from her hand, and it landed on the young man's face.

Inside the car, Song Wanwan was about to kiss her handsome, wealthy boyfriend.

As soon as I got close to him, I suddenly saw his facial features fall off his face!
"Ahhh!!!"

Terrified screams echoed through the night.

Some readers have asked when the big update will be released. The big update will be released around the 25th, after the results of the writing contest are announced.

If I win the prize, I'll update a lot on the 26th! I'm praying for a prize every day now, otherwise I won't have the motivation to update so much QAQ