Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 210 We are the professional troublemakers in the homeowners' group!

Jiang Nanxi frowned as soon as she read the first few tasks. This damn director is inhuman again!
Task 1: Change your profile picture to a couple's picture.
Task 2: Change your online nickname to that of a couple.
Task 3: Publicly address your partner as husband/wife
Task 4: Hold hands and stroll in public
……

Jiang Nanxi didn't even look at the remaining tasks; the first three alone were enough to give her trouble.

The male and female guests are still getting to know each other, and they are unlikely to do such intimate things on a date.

If she and Liu Qingyan do this, won't others quickly discover that they are a pair of assassin lovers?
She finally understood why Liu Qingyan had frowned.

At this point, the director added, "To foster relationships among the couples, the production team has also arranged for an observer to film with the four couples throughout the entire process. Let's welcome the observer!"

The camera turns to the other side.

The observer for this event is an emotional mentor and a university applied psychology professor named Wei Yanbo.

After the director introduced the observers, he said to Wei Yanbo, "Mr. Wei, before we officially start filming, is there anything you'd like to say to the guests?"

"some."

Wei Yanbo pushed up his glasses and looked at the female guest, his gaze settling on Li Chu, who was wearing a tank top.

Wei Yanbo frowned and said, "I think female guests need to pay attention to their attire if they want to win the favor of male guests. Especially on a TV show, it's best not to dress too revealingly."

Men generally dislike women who dress provocatively, and since many minors will see the show after it airs, the female guests' revealing clothing could be disturbing and have a negative impact on society.

Upon hearing this, Li Chu pointed to herself and said, "You're saying I'm dressed provocatively?"

Wei Yanbo: "Yes, it's you."

Li Chu: "I was just wearing a tank top and jeans, is that considered revealing? Besides, this is the beach, there are people wearing bikinis everywhere, what's wrong with what I'm wearing?"

Wei Yanbo said, "You are different from the tourists playing at the beach. You are a female guest participating in the show, so you naturally need to pay more attention to your clothing."

【No way, this guy's a psychology professor? Did all the people who went to him for treatment commit suicide?】

[Where did this feudal man come from? Get out of here!!]

Li Chu's face turned red with anger. "Wearing a tank top means you're being revealing? Your thinking is so outdated!"

Wei Yanbo frowned and said, "I'm doing this for your own good, giving you advice from a man's perspective. Besides, dressing like this is really inappropriate; only women in nightclubs used to dress like this."

"you……!"

Li Chu was trembling with anger when Jiang Nanxi slowly said, "Li Chu, do you know who the longest-living person in the world is?"

Li Chu was taken aback. "Who is it?"

Jiang Nanxi: "The longest-living people in this world are not the people of longevity villages, nor the people of areas with advanced medical care, but the people of Qing Dynasty China."

The youngest of these people are over a hundred years old, yet we still see them healthy and active in the public eye, able to express their opinions fluently.

Are you being sarcastic?

Wei Yanbo looked at Jiang Nanxi with dissatisfaction and said, "Do you even know that you are female celebrities and that many people will imitate you? If all the women on the street dress like this, the impact on minors will be immeasurable. They will develop impulsive behaviors at a young age, which will affect their physical and mental health."

Jiang Nanxi: "If a man can't control his lower body, he might as well cut his hair. What business is it of ours as women? Banks have so much money, why don't you guys go rob them?"

Wei Yanbo: "This is not a concept!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Then what's the point of you wearing shorts? And showing your leg hair, are you deliberately trying to seduce us grown women? What if some underage girl sees this on TV and gets aroused by you, affecting her health?"

Li Chu's eyes lit up, "Exactly! Wearing such short clothes to seduce us old women is one thing, but influencing underage children is a serious crime!" Jiang Nanxi: "That's right, they completely disregard the feelings of minors. If a boy sees this and immediately becomes gay, can you take responsibility?"

Li Chu: "Damn it, what a shameless little man! A little man like him, who shows off his hands and legs, would be drowned in a pig cage in our village!"

The two of them took turns speaking, leaving Wei Yanbo no chance to interject, and his expression grew increasingly grim.

He glanced down at his beach shorts. "What's wrong with what I'm wearing? This is the beach, everyone wears these kinds of shorts! Your problem is much bigger!"

Jiang Nanxi: "How can you compare yourself to them? They are tourists, you are here to participate in the show. Do you know that many people will imitate you after watching the show? If all the men in the world wore only their underwear and walked around, the world would be in chaos!"

"I……!"

Wei Yanbo didn't expect Jiang Nanxi to directly use his own words to refute him, leaving him speechless on the spot.

[That was awesome! It has to be my Xi-jie!]

[You little man, shut up, or Sister Xi will rip off your only pair of underwear!]

[Damn it, how can someone like this be an observer? I'd be better off going!]

Finally, the director intervened and stopped the two sides from continuing to talk, and the argument came to an end.

The director said, "Alright, everyone, go to the hotel to drop off your luggage first, and then come out on your dates. During your dates, the observers will give you feedback and scores."

Everyone went to the hotel to drop off their luggage first.

This island is a famous resort island, and the production team arranged many activities. They sent the activity schedule to everyone when they went to the hotel.

The guests stayed in presidential suites, with each couple staying in a suite with two bedrooms.

After putting down her luggage, Jiang Nanxi came out and sat in the living room of the presidential suite, where she saw that the director had created a group chat.

The group is called "Heartbeat Ten Thousand Times," and besides the director, there is Wei Yanbo and eight male and female guests.

Thinking of the couple's mission, Jiang Nanxi got up and went to Liu Qingyan's room to find him.

"Have you seen the task? I have an idea. Let's change our profile pictures to these matching ones."

Upon hearing this, Liu Qingyan turned to look at her phone and saw that the profile picture was a cartoon couple.

But below this cartoon couple, there are more than a dozen big-headed dolls drawn densely!

Liu Qingyan stared blankly, "What is this?"

Jiang Nanxi: "A profile picture specifically used for causing trouble in the homeowners' group."

Liu Qingyan:?

The two changed their profile pictures, then checked the program's group chat and found that someone had already posted a message.

Director: When you're participating in the event, please don't use your phones. Instead, spend more time interacting with your crush!
Jiang Nanxi: The director is right! Kids these days are so distracted by their phones. My sons, Aotian and Xiaocao, don't study properly either. They're always glued to their phones. It drives me crazy!
Director: ??? Jiang Nanxi, what's up with your profile picture? @Aotian's Mom (Preparing for Nth Pregnancy)

Director: What are you planning to do with pregnancy?!
Jiang Nanxi: Did you know? A few days ago I gave birth to a big rooster. When the aunt next door saw that it was a big rooster, she immediately became very respectful of me. She was sitting in the yard enjoying the cool air, but when she saw me, she immediately stood up.

director:? ? ?
Director: Can you change it? Stop talking nonsense! Your profile picture is so ugly, it's giving me trypophobia! [smile][smile]
Cheng Qiaozhi: Why are your profile pictures so similar to Liu Qingyan's? Are they matching couple profile pictures? You two are like assassins! @Aotian's Mom (currently trying for multiple pregnancies) @Aotian's Dad (twins already done)

(End of this chapter)