Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 206 Why do we say we are family?

Jiang Nanxi looked at the monkey's hand with a puzzled expression. "What do you mean? Didn't you say you could grant all wishes? Does that mean my wish isn't a wish? If you don't have the ability, don't pretend to be something you're not. You think you're so great?"

The monkey's hand flashed red light again, and a cold voice came from within, "Is this how you make wishes? Why don't you wish for me to be your father?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I think it's better to be your dad or the president of the United States. I still want to be the president of the United States."

Monkey Hand:? ? ?
Song Shixing's lips twitched, and he couldn't help but say, "Shouldn't you only make wishes for things related to yourself? This has absolutely nothing to do with you."

The monkey hand sneered, "That's right, you can only wish for things related to you. Human, don't be greedy, or you'll end up with nothing!"

"How can being president have nothing to do with me?"

Jiang Nanxi pursed her lips, took out her phone and showed it to the two people next to her, "Look, a few days ago I used my account to post a few reasons why I'm running for the US, and a lot of people online are supporting me."

Song Shiting happened to be standing next to Jiang Nanxi, so he glanced at the contents of Jiang Nanxi's phone.

Jiang Nanxi posted this Weibo post last night out of boredom, and it's still trending on Weibo.

The trending topics are all about #JiangNanxiRunsForPresident, #IMustVoteForJiangNanxi, #IfYouAreChineseYouVoteForJiangNanxiToBePresidentOfMCountry,YouAren'tChineseIfYouDontVote!

[Jiang Nanxi V: It's election season in the US again, and I suggest everyone vote for me as president. First, I am of Asian descent, and the US currently has no Asian leader. If I am elected, I can further break down racial discrimination and inspire more people to pursue equality and fairness.]

Secondly, I will change the official language of the United States to Chinese, because there are many Chinese people, and it would be more convenient for people all over the world to speak Chinese together.

Third, eliminate delivery fees for KFC and McDonald's.

Fourth, after I take office, I will strictly order McDonald's to lower the price of 1+1 by 11.9, and at the same time change KFC's Crazy Thursday to Crazy Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, so that everyone can go completely crazy on all days.

Fifth, I, having received the mandate of Heaven, possess certain experience in leadership; please cast your precious vote for me.

[For the sake of crazy Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, I must vote for Jiang Nanxi! Go Jiang Nanxi!]

[Great! It's His Majesty the Emperor! We're saved! We'll never have to learn English again!]

[I also voted for Jiang Nanxi. Didn't she get more votes on Weibo than those from overseas? Why won't the US let our Emperor be president?]

Jiang Nanxi held up her phone, read aloud what she had posted, and then held the phone up to the other side.

"Look for yourself, there are still many people supporting me online, and my Weibo poll numbers have surpassed those of those politicians. How can this have nothing to do with me?"

The monkey's hand remained still, and it didn't say anything more.

Jiang Nanxi added, "In addition, I have experience as a leader. I used to be an emperor, so I have a certain amount of work experience and knowledge. If I am elected, I will definitely be able to get started very quickly."

Monkey hand: "..."

Song Shiting, Song Shixing: _

A very long time passed, but the monkey's hand remained motionless.

Just when everyone thought the monkey's hand would no longer work its magic, it slowly spoke up and said, "Change your wish. If you don't want to change it, then change who makes the wish."

Jiang Nanxi looked at Song Shixing with a regretful expression, "This thing is so useless. It can't even grant such a simple wish. Why don't you make a simple one?"

When Song Shixing saw Jiang Nanxi hand over the monkey's hand, he fell into deep thought.

Monkey Hand: "What did I just hear you say about the Song family? I can make that happen, so tell me quickly."

Song Shixing: "I don't want to make that wish anymore. I feel that wish lacks vision. I want China to unify the world, and then I can become the King of Football."

Monkey Hand:? ? ? ?

Jiang Nanxi clapped her hands loudly, "Great! This is great! You be the King of Football, I'll be the Emperor of Football, and let the Song family become the richest and most powerful family in the world!"

The monkey-like voice, filled with gritted teeth, rang out, "Are you two sick? Are you elementary school kids? Find someone else!" Jiang Nanxi and Song Shixing both turned to look at Song Shiting, and then winked at him.

Song Shiting took the monkey's hand, coughed lightly, and said, "Lord Spirit God, I am willing to offer everything to grant my wish. I want to be the richest CEO in the Milky Way."

Monkey Hand: "Dude, is it possible that I'm just a ghost who's been dead for over a hundred years? I don't even know if there are people outside of Earth, so how could I let you be the richest CEO in the galaxy?!"

I really want to ask, does the Song family have a hereditary mental illness? I suggest you all go to a mental hospital to have your brains checked!

Song Shiting frowned and said, "Didn't the master say that you could grant all my wishes? Is this not possible?"

"Of course not!!!"

The monkey hand roared, "If you make any more of these ridiculous wishes, I'll kill your whole family!"

Song Shiting asked, "What kind of wish can one make?"

Monkey Hand: "For example, what you mentioned at the beginning, changing the Song family's fortune, or changing an individual's fortune, or an individual's health and safety, etc."

Jiang Nanxi raised her hand like Ultraman, "Monkey hand, monkey hand, I want to live forever, never get sick, and have endless money to spend and countless handsome men to touch!"

Monkey Hand roared again, "Get out!! You're not allowed to make a wish, send your two brothers instead!"

"what?!"

Song Shiting and Song Shixing didn't make any more wishes; they both stared at Jiang Nanxi in shock.

Why did the monkey hand say they were a family?!

Jiang Nanxi's expression didn't change much as she reached out and peeled the talisman off the monkey's hand.

"Actually, I was just kidding you guys."

Jiang Nanxi smiled slightly, looking at the monkey's hand and said, "The ghosts attracted by this thing are indeed of a certain age, but they don't necessarily need to be wished upon. Once the ghost in the monkey's hand is removed, this thing will be useless."

Jiang Nanxi threw away the talisman in her hand and took out a new talisman from her spatial storage.

This is a thunder and fire talisman she drew herself.

The moment it came into contact with the ghostly energy, the talisman spontaneously combusted, and a dark cloud appeared out of nowhere in the study, accompanied by bursts of thunder.

Boom, boom!
Lightning flashed continuously in the dark clouds, then struck directly down at the monkey's hand on the table.

"what!!!!"

The thing in the monkey's hand let out a scream, and more and more ghostly energy overflowed from it.

Huh.

The monkey's hand, which was lying flat on the table, suddenly stood up, its five hand bones flailing wildly, as if it had grown legs and jumped off the table.

The monkey's hand moved incredibly fast, disappearing the instant the lightning struck. The lightning struck the table, reducing Song Shiting's antique wooden desk, which had cost him over a million, to rubble.

But Song Shiting had no interest in such trivial matters; his mind was filled with the words Monkey Hand had said.

"Don't run!"

Jiang Nanxi saw the monkey hand jump down from the window. She raised her hand to disperse the dark clouds and then chased after it.

Song Shiting and Song Shixing remained standing in the same spot, looking at the wood chips and dust all over the ground with complicated expressions.

After a long time.

Song Shixing then asked, "Brother, why did Monkey Hand say we're family? Did it mistake us for someone else?"