Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 187 Damn! Happy Birthday!

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment, "It's possible, but we'll have to call a waiter over. You can ask the waiter over there if they're willing."

Gatekeeper Grass: "No problem at all!"

Wow, how does this plant know so much?

[Jiang Nanxi, just spoil it!]

[Although Jiang Nanxi doesn't have a helicopter, she does have a mythical flying chicken, hahaha! I'm so curious about the expression on the faces of the Haidilao waiters when they see a chicken coming to collect their food!]

[How are the waiters coming over? Are they going to ride the flying chicken together? There's no room left!]

While netizens were discussing it, the rooster had already flown out of the room with the door-guarding grass on its back.

About half an hour later, after Cheng Qiaozhi and the others had finished eating the self-heating hot pot, the rooster finally returned.

When the rooster flew in through the door, everyone present and the audience were completely dumbfounded.

The door-guarding grass was still riding on the rooster's back, but the rooster was carrying a person in its beak.

That's right, it's being held in one's mouth.

The rooster had its beak dangling from the back of the waiter's collar, and managed to carry him all the way from the store.

Fortunately, the rooster flew incredibly fast and arrived at its destination in the blink of an eye. The waiter had no idea that it had been flying at high altitude for a while, otherwise he probably would have been scared to death.

"You arrived so quickly!"

After landing, the waiter excitedly rushed towards Jiang Nanxi and said, "Sister Xi, I'm your fan! I recognized you immediately when Aotian came to pick up his takeout! Could you give me an autograph later?"

A chicken suddenly walked into the store to pick up an order, which startled everyone. No one dared to follow it to Ailao Mountain, but it directly offered itself to the store manager!

Jiang Nanxi never expected that the waiter Aotian casually brought back would actually be one of her fans.

She quickly replied, "Okay, you can have as many autographs as you want, no problem! By the way, when I placed the order, I noted that I needed hand-pulled noodles and a birthday song. Did you bring any of those?"

"Take it, take it!"

The waiter was also carrying a large bag filled with the items needed for this delivery.

As the waiter was taking out the items one by one, Jiang Nanxi noticed that the ingredients she had bought had already been placed into the storage space of the Four Gods Pattern Jade Shop by Aotian.

Jiang Nanxi first took out a large table and several chairs from her space, and then took out all the ingredients and placed them on the table.

The waiter brought out the hot pot, looked around, and said, "Sister Xi, I brought an induction cooker and a pot, but there's nowhere to plug in an electric one here."

“I have a generator.”

Jiang Nanxi conjured up a generator out of thin air, placed it on the table, and plugged it into an induction cooker.

The waiter, witnessing this scene, was so excited his face turned red. "This is amazing!"

Once everything was ready, everyone sat around the table, and the hot pot started cooking!
The waiter asked, "Excuse me, whose birthday is it today?"

Jiang Nanxi pointed to the little straw figure standing on the table, "Consider this its birthday, this is the song I sang for it."

"Ok."

The waiter held a whiteboard and wrote on it with a marker, "What's its name?"

"Grass."

The waiter paused, looking nervously at Jiang Nanxi, wondering if he had said something wrong.

Jiang Nanxi said, "I wasn't using foul language. What I meant was, it's a blade of grass, so it's called grass."

"Okay okay."

The waiter wiped the sweat from his brow and quickly wrote the character for "grass" on the whiteboard with a marker.

Before long, the aroma of the hot pot broth filled the air, and the vegetables cooking in the pot were ready to eat.

Lu Jiaqi's teammates' eyes lit up. After eating a hot, fatty beef slice covered in sesame sauce, Lu Jiaqi exclaimed excitedly, "Oh my god, this is so wonderful! You guys have no idea how cold it is at night in the Ailao Mountains. To be able to eat such a hot pot, I have no regrets in life!"

After taking a bite of tripe, Song Shixing couldn't help but say, "I've only eaten at Haidilao once before, and I thought it was just so-so, but now it's absolutely delicious!"

Liu Qingyan: "I suggest Haidilao send the money."

[Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter! When it comes to being honest, our Teacher Liu is the most genuine. She knows exactly what Sister Xi wants!]

Is this a survival movie? Don't be so abstract! What's the difference between this and a vacation in the mountains?!

You guys better hurry and look for wild digestive aids in the wild, so you don't overeat!

The greatest danger in this survival attempt is dying from overeating.

As for Cheng Qiaozhi and the others, they stared intently at the mouths of the Chinese team members, swallowing hard every time they saw them take a bite.

These people aren't poor; they usually look down on Haidilao when they eat out. But now they have an urge to go out and have a hot pot meal right away!

Are they even doing this?! They've brought Haidilao (a famous hot pot restaurant chain) all the way to the mountains!
Ah!
Are you trying to drive someone crazy?!
Just when Cheng Qiaozhi and the others were feeling a bit overwhelmed, the rooster suddenly took out another cake from his spatial storage and handed it to the waiter next to him.

The waiter then made a dazzling entrance singing a birthday song.

"Damn! Happy birthday! Damn! Happy birthday! Today is your birthday, sending you my blessings, may this special day bring you a radiant smile...!"
Say goodbye to all your troubles! Say hi to all your happiness! Happy birthday, my dear, may every day be wonderful...! Happy birthday, my dear, wishing you eternal happiness!

After the waiter finished singing, he took the mini microphone, raised the mini speaker, and shouted towards the direction of the doormat, "Hey!!! Happy birthday! I hope you'll be happy!"

The gatekeeper was so moved that he burst into tears, crying, "Damn it, I'm going to be so happy!"

Jiang Nanxi: "..."

other people:"……"

audience:"……"

[Hahaha, no wonder you're a fan of Sister Xi, how come your birthday song is so abstract!]

[The Chosen Abstract Holy Body.]

Oh my god, this is so much fun! I really want to join them! Being with them makes me feel like life has no worries!

After the waiter sang "Happy Birthday," he cut the cake into pieces and distributed them to everyone.

After a while, when they had almost finished eating the hot pot ingredients, the waiter started pulling noodles.

While doing jump rope exercises with noodles, he asked Jiang Nanxi, "Sister Xi, do you think I have the potential to cultivate immortality?"

Jiang Nanxi glanced at him and noticed that he was using noodles to jump rope, and the noodles never touched the ground. He could even occasionally pull the noodles and do a dashing moonwalk for them.

Jiang Nanxi then said, "It's top-notch among ordinary people who make noodles, but it's still a bit lacking when it comes to cultivating immortality."

"What's missing?"

"Almost his soul."

"What kind of soul?"

The waiter asked questions earnestly, but accidentally broke the noodles in his hand. Due to inertia, some of the noodles flew out and hit Cheng Qiaozhi in the face.

Jiang Nanxi's eyes lit up, "Then we'll have a soul!"

"You are looking for death!"

Cheng Qiaozhi immediately became furious.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to!" The waiter was startled and quickly bowed to him in apology.

Cheng Qiaozhi's eyes were sinister. The two feng shui masters next to him immediately grabbed the noodles from the waiter and threw them on the ground, then pressed the waiter to the ground from both sides.

One of the feng shui masters said, "Do you know that in Chinatown, if anyone dares to throw noodles in Mr. Cheng's face, they'll lose their arm!"