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Chapter 167 You're inviting a god, right? Then I'll invite Ultraman.
The Saba people surrounded Jiang Nanxi and the others, preparing to escort them to the altar.

Sangjie also came over, deliberately making way for Jiang Nanxi in the crowd, and anxiously said, "Run!"

Jiang Nanxi stood still.

Sanjay panicked and grabbed her, lowering his voice to say quickly, "Once you're on the altar, the Saba God will unleash his divine power and make you his eternal servants! By then it will be too late to escape; no one can escape the power of the Saba God! Don't just stand there like an idiot!"

Jiang Nanxi scoffed, "I'd like to see what kind of god needs living people as sacrifices."

She walked directly toward the altar.

Jiang Nanxi stood on the altar, and the others were also brought up. The shaman danced around them.

"What do we do now?!"

Lu Jiaqi leaned close to Jiang Nanxi with concern and said, "How can these people be so unreasonable? We're just trying to help, why are they offering us up to this Saba God!"

Looking at the kneeling clansmen below, Song Shixing frowned and said, "This village is strange. They're not worried at all about their child being taken away by a monster. The child's mother is even stranger; she looks completely relaxed."

Upon hearing Song Shixing's words, Lu Jiaqi looked towards the child's mother and saw the woman let out a soft sigh of relief.

His gaze shifted.

They saw Cheng Qiaozhi and the others on the other side.

Those people were watching them with schadenfreude.

Sudden.

The Saba shaman stopped dancing and stood upright in front of the three of them.

The wizard wore a heavy, wide robe and a hideous mask, revealing a pair of cloudy, aged eyes.

She looked in their direction, her black pupils gradually expanding until they filled her entire eyeballs, turning both eyes completely black, like two black vortexes.

Lu Jiaqi and Song Shixing noticed it and inexplicably felt a chill run down their spines and a cold sensation on their backs.

The two of them froze in place, too afraid to move.

Jiang Nanxi, however, did not react.

She looked at the wizard and realized that he was looking not in their direction, but behind them.

She turned her head and glanced at it.

The wizard was looking towards the temple of the gods in the woods!
The sound of chanting reached their ears.

"Gods, I pray for you. With my aged body, I offer you freshly slaughtered cattle and sheep, I offer you a pure soul, and I light a guiding lamp for you."

"O gods, I will dance for you before I die; please guide the living, leading them safely and healthily through the night, away from hidden demons, and granting Saba eternal life."

The shaman's chanting used the ancient Saba language, which outsiders would not be able to understand. However, the guests at the scene all had translators, which accurately translated this niche language.

After Lu Jiaqi and Song Shixing understood the lyrics through a translator, they felt even more terrified.

Lu Jiaqi couldn't help but say, "She sang about offering freshly slaughtered cattle and sheep, could she be talking about us?"

Jiang Nanxi did not answer, but looked at the shaman singing and dancing in front of her with an extremely solemn expression.

She suddenly spoke, "She's in a trance."

"What?"

Lu Jiaqi was puzzled.

Jiang Nanxi explained, "This shaman is a spirit medium, who can invoke the spirits to possess him. Spirit mediums are the mediators between gods and humans, or between ghosts and humans, in primitive religious witchcraft rituals, similar to 'mediums' in Western religions."

The two looked at the wizard before them. She placed her hands in front of her chest, with her fingertips pointing upwards and her palms facing each other. She stretched her arms to the left and right, and her feet moved alternately from side to side, walking in a circular motion in place.

The black vortex in the wizard's eyes disappeared, but so did her pupils, leaving only the whites of her eyes. The black pupils turned into a black vertical line.

"Heavenly Gang Steps!"

Below the altar, Cheng Qiaozhi exclaimed in astonishment, "It's actually the Heavenly Gang Step! Invoking a deity, and doing it with the Heavenly Gang Step—this is all about killing, not salvation!"

After he finished speaking, he glanced in Jiang Nanxi's direction and clicked his tongue lightly, "Looks like they're about to slaughter a sheep."

Upon hearing his voice, Jiang Nanxi scoffed, "It's just summoning a god, anyone can do that. I'll summon one for you too."

Cheng Qiaozhi said dismissively, "Why are you asking for one? You're not a spirit medium. Spirit mediums who can communicate with gods and ghosts are trained from a young age."

Jiang Nanxi didn't care what he said. Suddenly, she broke free of the rope and, imitating the wizard, placed her hands in front of her with her ten fingertips pointing upwards and her palms facing each other.

The wizard was still practicing the Heavenly Steps, his eyes like the vertical pupils of a cold-blooded animal, devoid of any extra emotion, as if he were oblivious to the situation outside.

She stared intently in the direction of the Temple of Heaven, still humming the song she had just sung.

As her Heavenly Steps slowed down, a blue light shone from the forest and landed on the altar where Jiang Nanxi and the others were.

A blue light, like a dome, enveloped the altar, preventing those on it from leaving.

"The gods have appeared!"

The Saba people kneeling on the ground were immediately excited and bowed their heads in unison.

There was a bang.

The wizard suddenly released his hand seals, raised his hand towards Jiang Nanxi, and swung out a cyan light blade that slashed towards Jiang Nanxi's arm.

Jiang Nanxi nimbly dodged to the side, avoiding the attack, and then continued to imitate the wizard's Heavenly Steps.

Cheng Qiaozhi and Delong looked completely bewildered.

"What is she doing? Is she practicing some kind of sorcery?"

"Crazy woman! Even if she learned the movements, she can't perform spirit writing. She's probably just grasping at straws in her desperation!"

The audience was also anxious when they saw this.

[Wow, the Saba people are really something else! They can actually summon gods to possess people! What kind of god is the Saba Heavenly God?]

My master said that righteous gods don't possess people; those who possess people are not righteous gods. I feel that this Saba deity is not a good thing.

[What's the point of Jiang Nanxi continuing to learn? It would be terrible if she got possessed by an evil spirit! Let's break the light barrier quickly and leave with our teammates!]

Did no one notice that Jiang Nanxi precisely dodged the wizard's attacks every time she performed the Heavenly Steps?

The wizard walked with the Heavenly Gang Steps and unleashed several more light blades to attack Jiang Nanxi, but Jiang Nanxi dodged them all.

Then, the wizard discovered that Jiang Nanxi was also walking the Heavenly Steps, and her movements were exactly the same as hers.

A flash of annoyance crossed her eyes, and a hoarse voice came through, "Why, are you copying me?"

Jiang Nanxi suddenly stopped what she was doing, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and asked, "Do you believe in light?"

wizard:?
other people:?

Before anyone could react, Jiang Nanxi suddenly took out an old-fashioned mobile phone, pointed it at the sky, and then pressed the dial button on the phone.

"You're inviting a god, right? Then I'll invite Ultraman."

Jiang Nanxi shouted to the sky, "Ultraman, come and protect the peace of the universe! Kill them!"