Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 152 I'm applying to date Liu Qingyan!

There was a click.

Jiang Nanxi's fist slammed into the Buddha statue's face, sending up a burst of golden light and creating a crack in the statue.

"you you……"

The trembling sound of the Buddha statue carried a hint of fear. The power contained in that punch made him feel a strong threat, causing him to unconsciously feel afraid!
Who is this crazy woman?!

Jiang Nanxi stared at the Buddha statue and said, "What's wrong? Still not happy? Let me tell you, yin and yang, since ancient times, yin has been in front and yang has been behind. A strong woman is the sky of a weak man. What's wrong with having one, two, three, four, five, six or seven husbands?"
"Your face is ruined, yet some powerful women still want you. You should be grateful!"

Jiang Nanxi also untied the red rope from the Buddha statue, took the Buddha statue down, and then tied a pretty bow around the Buddha statue's neck with the red rope.

"This is the Adam's apple cover I made for you. You're not allowed to take it off, understand? You little man, you don't even know to wear an Adam's apple cover when you're out and about. I wonder who you're trying to seduce!"

"..."

"We'll have the ceremony in a bit, and then you can go and find some handsome guys. Grab them all, even those with a bit of good looks, in rotation. Of course, I've always advocated for zero dowry. If you marry me, I can't give you anything."

"..."

"Although I don't have a car or a house now, I have lofty ambitions, and I'm sure I'll achieve great things in the future! As the saying goes, 'Don't underestimate a poor young woman, for my virtuous husband has helped me achieve my lofty ambitions, and I'll repay him with ten thousand taels of gold!'"

"..."

Suddenly, a cracking sound came from inside.

The Buddha statue in Jiang Nanxi's hand shattered with a loud "boom," and a large amount of ceramic powder fell from her hand.

The evil god's power has vanished.

It actually escaped!
[Hahahaha, even the Evil God couldn't stand Jiang Nanxi's words! He ran away!]

[Evil God: This is so annoying!]

[Hahahaha, I agree with all of Jiang Nanxi's points! I can't imagine how great it would be to live with Jiang Nanxi's mindset every day!]

[I've learned something! My mom's asking me to go on a blind date tomorrow, so I'll say this to the guy!]

The ceramic powder in Jiang Nanxi's hand fell to the ground, leaving only a red string tied with a bow.

She couldn't help but sigh, "Sigh, he just ran away like that. That kid has no luck. Oh well, out with the old, in with the new."

She suddenly turned to look at Liu Qingyan beside her, stood on tiptoe, and reached out to tie the red rope around Liu Qingyan's neck.

"What do you want to do?"

Liu Qingyan took a step back warily.

Jiang Nanxi steadied herself, looked towards the camera, and raised her hand like Ultraman, saying, "Sisters, I want to apply to date Liu Qingyan!"

Liu Qingyan:? !
audience:!
[Oh, you! I knew you had ulterior motives towards Yan Shen. You only went on the variety show because of him, didn't you!]

[I told you long ago, Jiang Nanxi is a die-hard fangirl of Yan Shen! See? She can't keep up the act anymore!]

[Ahhh, my favorite couple has become a reality! Is Sister Xi confessing her love?! I'm bringing the marriage registry here!]

Jiang Nanxi continued, "If I find a partner, my man can be with everyone. This is my campaign promise."

【ah??????】

You bastard, are you messing with us again?!

【I agree!! You play on Monday, I play on Tuesday, my sister plays on Wednesday, the other sisters play on Thursday and Friday, and we all play together on the weekend!】

[I'm a die-hard fan of Liu Qingyan, I'm voting for her! I must make Jiang Nanxi my sister-in-law!]

on site.

The atmosphere froze for a moment. All eyes turned to Liu Qingyan.

The refined and elegant man had a gloomy expression on his handsome face.

Jiang Nanxi raised her hand, wanting to say something more, but Liu Qingyan immediately covered her mouth.

Jiang Nanxi took his hand away and wanted to continue speaking, but Liu Qingyan covered her hand again.

Jiang Nanxi took it down again, holding up the red rope in her hand, and said, "Put on your Adam's apple mask first. We grown women don't like men who are too exposed."

Liu Qingyan's forehead twitched, and he grabbed the red rope and threw it on the ground.

Then, just as Jiang Nanxi was about to say something more, a strong, lean arm suddenly wrapped around her waist.

next second.

Jiang Nanxi felt a sudden dizziness, and then Liu Qingyan hoisted her onto his shoulder. He strode silently into the woods with his long legs.

Jiang Nanxi was shocked. "Help! Help! Help! I'm known as the purest and most innocent girl in our village. The village even erected a chastity arch for me! How can you, a strange man, just hug me like that? How am I supposed to face people after this?!"

Liu Qingyan: "Shut up!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Ahhhhh!"

In the woods, Liu Qingyan put her down and suddenly took out a stack of red banknotes and held them in front of her.

"Can't you just be normal?"

"Yes, it's guaranteed!"

Jiang Nanxi snatched the stack of red banknotes, excitedly kissed them, and said, "Teacher Liu, I love you."

"hehe."

Liu Qingyan glanced at her speechlessly, then turned and left the woods.

Jiang Nanxi counted the red banknotes in her hand and found there were more than thirty of them. She quickly put them away.

Just as the camera was about to come in and film what the two people were doing, Liu Qingyan came out.

Jiang Nanxi chased after her, calling out, "Teacher Liu, slow down, wait for me! I wish I were a farmer, so that when it rains like this, I would think of my crops instead of you."

Liu Qingyan: "You're thinking about my money, aren't you?"

He suddenly stopped, turned to look at Jiang Nanxi, and said with a slight smile, "Indeed, I have plenty of money. You can have as much as you want."

Looking at his nonchalant smile and his handsome face, Jiang Nanxi felt her heart skip a beat.

[Oh my god, are they confessing their love to each other? This is so sweet! A happy day for CP fans!]

[Waaaaah, I'm so envious! Yan Shen, that aloof and unattainable type, actually said something like that to a girl!]

[This scene is quite sweet, but can someone tell me why Jiang Nanxi is holding a stack of ghost money? Where did she get it?]

Liu Qingyan went to cook instant noodles.

Jiang Nanxi was struggling with the dilemma of "If Liu Qingyan insists on giving me all his money, how should I symbolically refuse but actually take it?" and "If he gives me all his money, how should I spend it all?"

She suddenly realized that the wad of money in her hand was all ghost money from the Heaven and Earth Bank!

Jiang Nanxi: !?(_;?
Liu Qingyan was cooking instant noodles by a fire by the stream when Jiang Nanxi suddenly pounced on him with a ferocious expression, yelling, "Liu Gou, what do you mean! Why is all this money ghost money?!"

She pounced on Liu Qingyan's back from behind, gritting her teeth and grabbing his neck.

Liu Qingyan suddenly stood up and looked in the direction of the stream. "Have you noticed anything? There's something observing us from underwater."