Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 146 How can a person be so audacious!

【Seriously, has Jiang Nanxi gone mad? Who parks a helicopter like that?!】

[Jiang Nanxi doesn't have to offer advice if she can't. Even if you don't want to live, others do!]

"So what do you suggest we do? We can't really go back and drive here, can we? That would be too pathetic!"

"Or we could just park it on top of an SUV. At worst, we'll damage the SUV and have to pay for it. That's still less than the compensation for damaging a helicopter, right?"

The audience was shocked by Jiang Nanxi's suggestion, and no one else on the scene dared to agree with it.

She said nothing would happen, but does that mean nothing will happen? This is a matter of life and death.

The director then made a phone call to the foreign program team, and even called their director.

The director said in English, "There are many things to deal with once filming starts, and I don't have time to help you. Can't you figure out how to solve these problems yourselves? Didn't your mothers teach you how to solve problems independently?"

After he finished speaking, he muttered to himself, "They have to come to me for such a trivial matter. Chinese people are really troublesome!"

"you……!"

The director was so angry that his face turned red.

He felt insulted and wanted to retort, but for a moment he didn't know what to say.

Jiang Nanxi snatched the phone and said in Chinese, "My name is Shangguan Nanbei. Are you Sima Dongxi?"

The other party didn't speak.

Jiang Nanxi then said, "Why aren't you talking? Don't you understand Chinese? Have you never been to school? If you can't even understand Chinese, it's exhausting to talk to you."

The director said in broken Chinese, "I understand you, but...you're being a bit impolite!"

Jiang Nanxi: "Then answer me, are you Sima Dongxi?"

Director: "You...have no manners..."

Jiang Nanxi: "How am I rude? I was just asking you if your name is Sima Dongxi. Don't you know that there is a surname called Sima in Chinese culture?"

"If you can't even understand such simple Chinese culture, what are you doing filming a program in China? Or is your learning ability just too poor, and you can't seem to learn anything?"

Director: "I..."

Jiang Nanxi: "You stutter when you speak; it's obvious that your cerebellum is underdeveloped."

"Since you're a guest from afar, I'll let it slide today and teach you a little about Chinese culture. There's a famous classical Chinese saying, spoken by Lao Tzu. You know Lao Tzu, right?"

Before the director could answer, Jiang Nanxi continued, "Lao Tzu said, 'If friends come from afar, even if they are far away, we will surely punish them.' This is also what I want to say to you today."

The director remained silent for a long time before saying, "I have studied a lot of Chinese culture, but this doesn't seem to be what Lao Tzu said."

Jiang Nanxi: "Your father said it."

Director: ? ? ? ?
[Hahaha, this is hilarious! You have to look to Jiang Nanxi for insults! Even the foreigners are completely baffled!]

Look how excited Director Xue is! It looks like he's about to stand up and salute Jiang Nanxi!

How can someone be so audacious? Jiang Nanxi, you're my goddess! I won't watch this variety show without you!

While everyone else was stunned, Jiang Nanxi hung up the phone and threw it back to the director.

She told the pilot, "Stop dawdling and make a fool of yourself. Get the helicopter down right now."

The pilot was furious when he heard the foreign director's sarcasm, but... he really couldn't do what Jiang Nanxi asked!

He couldn't afford to compensate for the loss of a helicopter!

At that moment, Liu Qingyan's voice came, "Stop. I will bear all the losses."

"You should have told me earlier!"

The pilot roared and slammed his helicopter toward the other helicopter on the open ground below, yelling, "I'll fight you to the death today! So be it!"

boom--!
boom--!
Amidst the astonished gazes of all the foreigners below, the Chinese program crew's helicopter thundered down onto their helicopter.

"Are these Chinese people crazy?"

"What are they doing?"

"Are they trying to destroy our plane? If they dare to, they'll be paying out huge sums in compensation!"

Just when everyone thought the collision between the two helicopters would result in a major accident.

But nothing happened.

As the Chinese helicopter landed, a pale blue spiritual energy enveloped the entire helicopter, neutralizing the impact of the landing.

The helicopter landed steadily on top of the other helicopter, and neither aircraft sustained any damage.

The pilots were astonished. "Holy crap, how come there's absolutely nothing wrong? I had no idea I was such a skilled pilot!"

Jiang Nanxi said, "You all go down first, I'll stay last, I need to keep the plane stable."

The pilot looked at her in shock.

What did she do?
How was she able to keep the plane stable?
The pilot followed the others down first, and when he saw the two helicopters stacked on top of each other, he was even more shocked.

You should know that helicopters have propellers, and the helicopter above actually landed directly on the propeller of the helicopter below!
This method of stopping the helicopter makes it difficult to maintain balance. Even if it manages to maintain balance temporarily, the slightest movement by the people inside will cause the helicopter above to tip over and crash down!

But now, the balance has been maintained!
After everyone calmed down, Jiang Nanxi jumped out of the helicopter and greeted the foreign program crew.

Hello everyone.

All the guests and staff of the foreign program stared wide-eyed in astonishment as the two airplanes were stacked on top of each other.

The director even pointed to it, "Your plane... how... how did you do that?"

Jiang Nanxi: "I don't know, I just said it casually, he just stopped casually, and then he did it."

The director slowly closed his mouth, looking at the two helicopters with a complicated expression.

After a long while, he couldn't help but say again, "Now that you've all arrived, please move your helicopters away. Our helicopters are about to take off and return home."

This helicopter wasn't bought by their production team; it was rented, and they were paid by the hour.

After the helicopter dropped the guests off, they naturally had to head back first. If they stayed here to wait for the recording to finish, the fees would be quite high!

Jiang Nanxi looked at the pilot and asked, "He told you to go up and fly it away, but can you still fly it?"

"No, no, no, absolutely not! If I go up there, it'll probably collapse!"

The pilot shook his head vigorously, like a rattle-drum.

"I will only stay here, I will not drive away. Let their pilots figure out a way to drive away."

Oh, and when you drive away, remember not to damage my plane, or I'll be demanding compensation!

Jiang Nanxi looked apologetically at the director, "I'm sorry, my pilot only knows how to stop like this, he doesn't know how to fly the plane away. Otherwise, could you ask your pilot to think of a solution?"

The director glanced at the two helicopters struggling to maintain their balance and turned green with rage.

How can we figure out a solution?
The helicopter up there looks like it's about to crash. Their pilot probably just climbed up and hasn't even taken off yet, and the whole plane is going to fall over and be destroyed!