Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 121 You're not allowed to ride a broomstick, so you're going to ride a zombie?
The director's voice came through the drone, "Why haven't you set off yet? Everyone else is almost here. You're still several days away from the finish line. Are you planning to give up?"

Jiang Nanxi smiled slightly, "How could I give up? Only a fool wouldn't make money. It's just a short walk, I can get there in ten minutes, what's the rush?"

ten minutes?
How can it be!

The director paused for a moment and then said, "You still want to fly there on a broomstick? Or fly there on a sword? Neither of those will work, I've already told you!"

Jiang Nanxi: "I don't ride broomsticks, nor do I fly on swords."

Director: "So how did you manage to cross the entire rainforest and reach the finish line in ten minutes? You were just bluffing, weren't you?"

Jiang Nanxi did not answer.

She released the drone, turned around and went to the cesspool not far away, used the corpse fire to burn all the sewage clean, and then fished out the corpse fire sword from inside.

Seeing her approaching with a sword, Wei Ling frowned and suddenly moved several steps away from her.

Jiang Nanxi: "..."

You, the Corpse King, have obsessive-compulsive disorder about cleanliness?!
Jiang Nanxi hugged the Corpse Fire Sword and said, "Baby, I don't mind you. No matter what you become, I will always love you the most."

It's not like someone's just stiff and won't even touch you after seeing you fall into a cesspool!

As soon as Jiang Nanxi finished speaking, the Corpse Fire Sword hummed, and a burst of firelight spread from the sword, enveloping her.

Later, Jiang Nanxi used her blood to bind the Corpse Fire Sword to its master, and the Corpse Fire Sword accepted it without any resistance.

Liu Qingyan: "..."

Wei Ling: "..."

After Jiang Nanxi obtained the Corpse Fire Sword, the audience all thought she was about to head to the finish line and wanted to know how she could arrive in ten minutes.

But Jiang Nanxi went directly back to the tomb with the people from the Psionic Bureau to retrieve the crystal coffin.

After the Four Gods Pattern Jade Door knocker recognizes its owner, it can not only raise mythical beasts, but also has a space the size of several basketball courts, which is equivalent to a storage device.

Jiang Nanxi put the crystal coffin and the Corpse Fire Sword into her storage space before coming out of the tomb.

Ye Shutong followed her out and said, "I just received news that an A-level wanted criminal has arrived in this area. I need to keep an eye on the transportation of items from the Han Dynasty tomb. You can keep an eye on it when you have time. If you catch this wanted criminal, you can get a reward of 800,000 yuan."

Ye Shutong sent the information on the Class A wanted criminal to Jiang Nanxi, who took out her phone and glanced at it.

"Southeast Asian sorcerers?"

"Correct."

Ye Shutong said, "Everyone calls him Master Wu. His ancestral home is in Southeast Asia. He has been active in the Hong Kong area for many years. A few years ago, he came to the mainland to use black magic to help people, which killed many people. He was wanted by the Psionic Bureau. This guy is very good at hiding his whereabouts. We haven't heard from him for years. I didn't expect him to appear here."

Ye Shutong thought for a moment and then said, "He knows many kinds of black magic and can also use Gu poison, which can kill people invisibly. If you encounter him, be careful, and contact me if you can't handle it."

"it is good."

Jiang Nanxi accepted the task.

When the two of them were discussing this, they deliberately didn't let the drone over, so the audience didn't know about it.

When Jiang Nanxi reappeared on camera, the audience was extremely anxious.

[Sis, what are you still doing here? Another hour has passed, Song Wanwan is almost here!]

[You're currently the member with the highest vote count on the show, and you're guaranteed the Outstanding Member bonus. But if you arrive a step later than Song Wanwan, you won't get any bonus at all!]

Jiang Nanxi definitely gave up long ago. Saying she'd reach the finish line in ten minutes was probably just bragging to save face!

Liu Qingyan walked towards her and asked, "Why are you still so calm? Are you planning to give up?" "How could I?"

"So how do you plan to get there before everyone else reaches the finish line? Your broom and sword are unusable."

Jiang Nanxi suddenly looked up at the sky and asked, "Teacher Liu, do you believe in light?"

Liu Qingyan:? ? ?

Before Liu Qingyan could react, Jiang Nanxi ran to Wei Ling's side, who was not far away.

Wei Ling hadn't left yet; he was waiting to go to the Psionic Bureau to pick up his work uniform and settle into a government-affiliated job with room and board provided.

"Ultraman, I need your help!"

Jiang Nanxi took out a map and pointed to it. "We're here. I need to get to this place within ten minutes. Can you take me there?"

Wei Ling frowned and said, "Then go by yourself. Why bother Ultraman with such a trivial matter? My mission is to uphold justice and peace in the world."

"This is no small matter! I can't keep up with you, you have to take me there!"

Jiang Nanxi said seriously, "If I don't get here within ten minutes, the world will explode! I'm asking you to cooperate with my operation! After completing this task, you will receive food!"

Upon hearing the word "food," Wei Ling's eyes lit up. "Alright then, I'll take you there."

Liu Qingyan saw Jiang Nanxi tug at Wei Ling's sleeve and jump, landing directly on Wei Ling's shoulder.

His refined and elegant features were suddenly clouded with gloom. His eyes darkened, and he walked over and said, "Teacher Jiang, have you forgotten that you can't be more than two meters away from me?"

"I almost forgot about you."

Jiang Nanxi had no choice but to jump down first.

Five minutes later.

The director and audience saw the two of them freeze in place, stacking on top of each other. Liu Qingyan was riding on Wei Ling's shoulders, holding Wei Ling's head, while Jiang Nanxi was riding on Liu Qingyan's shoulders, holding Liu Qingyan's head.

Jiang Nanxi raised her arm and shouted, "Charge, Ultraman! The peace of the universe needs you to maintain it!"

next second.

Wei Ling vanished in an instant!
Even the drones couldn't keep up!
director:? ? ?
audience:? ? ? ?

[Wait, where did he go? How did he disappear in a flash? Ultraman's speed is incredible!]

Ultraman can teleport!

[Jiang Nanxi: You can't ride a broomstick, right? Then I'll ride Ultraman!]

[I'm seriously speechless, haha, is this even a human being capable of thinking of? Jiang Nanxi, don't be so ridiculous!]

The members are now divided into three groups: Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan are riding zombies together, Hou Xiao and Li Chu are lost in the rainforest, and Song Wanwan is taking a shortcut with Song Shixing and is about to reach the finish line.

Ten minutes later, viewers saw Jiang Nanxi and Liu Qingyan appear in the shot of another drone, which was near the finish line.

The drone was following Song Wanwan and Song Shixing, who were climbing a hillside.

There's a flag at the very top of the hill, which marks the finish line. Getting the flag means you've won.

Song Shixing glanced at the mountaintop. "We've been traveling all night, and we're almost there. Wanwan, how did you know this route? And we didn't encounter a single wild animal last night! That's amazing! I thought we'd be attacked by wild animals in the rainforest!"

Song Wanwan gripped a jade pendant tightly in her hand and said, "Because we were lucky! Second brother, let's hurry over there, then we can end this challenge! I finally won!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw three figures suddenly appear on the mountaintop and take down the flag!