Variety shows are crazy but don't cause internal conflict; I'm proud to drive others crazy

Chapter 119 Even the Corpse King was at a loss, as expected of you!
"Teleportation! Only someone at least at the level of a wandering corpse could do that. It seems he's only a little short of becoming an immortal being!"

Liu Qingyan quickly said, "Jiang Nanxi, give him the Corpse Fire Sword! What he wants is the endless corpse fire inside the Corpse Fire Sword! Give it to him and everything will be fine!"

but.

Jiang Nanxi clung to the Corpse Fire Sword, and before she could regain her footing after falling, she was sent flying by Wei Ling's palm strike!

A deafening roar followed.

Jiang Nanxi crashed into a nearby stone wall, smashing through it and falling into the woods outside the pit.

This shows the power of Wei Ling's palm strike!

"That damned woman, how can she be so greedy!"

When Liu Qingyan saw Wei Ling about to chase after Jiang Nanxi and attack her, he quickly jumped down and knocked Wei Ling away. Then he went out through the large hole in the stone wall to find her.

When Jiang Nanxi was found in the woods, her mouth was covered in blood, and her clothes were also covered in blood, but she was still clinging to the Corpse Fire Sword.

Liu Qingyan couldn't help but retort angrily, "Are you out of your mind! It's just a sword, just give it to him! I'll just get you a better one later!"

Jiang Nanxi got up, wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, and stared intently at the area behind Liu Qingyan.

Wei Ling is here again.

She was severely injured by Wei Ling's two palm strikes, but she grinned in Wei Ling's direction and said, "What I can't have, no one else can have!"

The next second, Jiang Nanxi threw the Corpse Fire Sword directly into a super smelly rural latrine not far away.

Liu Qingyan:?

audience:?
Jiang Nanxi fell into the outermost part of the mountain range. There are many villages nearby, as well as many manure pits that villagers have accumulated for growing vegetables, so the area smells particularly bad.

Wei Ling teleported over.

Wei Ling's goal was indeed the Corpse Fire Sword. Seeing Jiang Nanxi's actions, he chased her directly to the latrine, intending to reach out and pick up the Corpse Fire Sword.

However, looking at that pool of murky, foul-smelling stuff, he could vaguely tell what it was.

His arm hovered hesitantly in front of him for a long time before he finally pulled it back.

[Hahahaha, I'm fucking laughing so hard I'm going to throw up! Even the Zombie King is completely bewildered!]

[Good job, Jiang Nanxi, you've really got the bamboo shoots!]

[The Corpse King: I don't know where to start! I really don't know where to start! I've never encountered such a problem in my life!]

More than ten minutes later, Wei Ling, the Corpse King, was still standing next to the latrine with a conflicted expression. He was probably debating whether or not to retrieve the Corpse Fire Sword.

Although Jiang Nanxi's face was pale, she was determined despite her disability, squatting down next to Liu Qingyan to eat melon seeds and watch the show.

Liu Qingyan asked in surprise, "So zombies are afraid of getting dirty too?"

Jiang Nanxi: "It's a zombie king, after all. It's definitely different from ordinary zombies. How could a noble zombie king possibly clean a latrine?"

Liu Qingyan: "..."

Jiang Nanxi turned to look at Liu Qingyan, "Teacher Liu, I heard you say you would get me a better sword."

After a long silence, Liu Qingyan said, "It seems like it's not necessary anymore. I don't think Wei Ling will help me out."

Jiang Nanxi leaned closer, her deathly gaze fixed on him. "You mean, you think I'd clean a latrine?"

Liu Qingyan: "Hmm... how could I not?"

Jiang Nanxi pushed him to the ground, "You've hurt me so much. I never thought I was that kind of person in your heart!"

Liu Qingyan: "......"

Aren't you one?
Seeing Jiang Nanxi squatting on the ground, puffing up her cheeks, Liu Qingyan took a bottle out of his pocket and tossed it to her, saying, "Take some medicine to heal your wounds first."

Jiang Nanxi caught the medicine bottle, cautiously opened it and smelled it, worried that Liu Qingyan wanted to poison her so he could break his promise.

She found three pills in the medicine bottle, poured one out, and unexpectedly stuffed it into Liu Qingyan's mouth.

Liu Qingyan:?

Seeing that he hadn't died from the poison, Jiang Nanxi poured out a pill and ate it herself. Liu Qingyan's lips twitched. "This is a top-grade healing medicine, priceless, even the Spirit Energy Bureau doesn't have it. Why did you have to waste one?"

Jiang Nanxi initially didn't believe his nonsense, but after taking the pill, her injuries healed quickly. She then lunged at Liu Qingyan with a ferocious expression and tried to pry open his mouth.

"Teacher Liu, every medicine has some toxicity. I did it by accident. Please spit it out and give it back to me!"

Liu Qingyan pushed her away speechlessly, "I already swallowed it!"

"Then give me another one!"

"Gone!"

"..." TT
Just as Jiang Nanxi was squatting on the ground, hugging her legs and feeling sorry for the pill, Wei Ling, who had been standing by the latrine for more than ten minutes without moving, moved.

He looked up at the sky and sighed, "Who am I? Where am I? What am I supposed to do? Do I really need this sword?"

Jiang Nanxi asked in surprise, "You don't know your own name? Then why were you chasing after me and trying to steal my sword?"

Wei Ling: "I don't know, but I feel like I'm going to snatch it."

Jiang Nanxi: "Are you still fighting over it now?"

Wei Ling: "..."

Wei Ling stood there, unable to help but sigh again, "Who am I? Where am I? What am I supposed to do? Do I really need this sword?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Why do you always say that? Are you a bot? Don't you have anything else to say?"

Liu Qingyan explained, "The only memories he sealed away before he died were probably those of becoming an undead zombie king using the corpse fire. Too much time has passed, and he has forgotten everything else. Now that the corpse fire is gone and the corpse fire sword has encountered an accident, he doesn't know what he should do."

Jiang Nanxi: "Isn't that just a pre-programmed human-machine interface?"

Liu Qingyan: "More or less."

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment, then walked over to him and said, "I know your name, and I can tell you where you are. But there's one condition: you have to give me the Corpse Fire Sword."

Wei Ling glanced at the cesspool and then agreed.

Wei Ling asked her, "What's my name?"

Jiang Nanxi: "Your name is Ultraman."

Wei Ling: "...Really?"

Jiang Nanxi said confidently, "It's really true!"

Liu Qingyan:? ? ?

audience:? ? ?
Wei Ling nodded, then asked, "Where am I? Where did I come from? What am I supposed to do?"

Before Jiang Nanxi could answer, the director's voice suddenly came from inside the drone.

"Jiang Nanxi, you are now on the other side of the mountain range, which is much farther from the destination."

The other members have already set off for the finish line. Based on your progress, you're estimated to arrive three days later. Please hurry! If the other members arrive first, you will not receive the team bonus and the outstanding member bonus!

Jiang Nanxi found her backpack, took out a broom, and said, "It's no big deal."

The director then added, "There are new rules for the challenge: you can't fly to the finish line on a broomstick or on a sword. Such behavior is considered cheating! If discovered, you will be disqualified!"

Jiang Nanxi was furious. "Director, are you deliberately targeting me?! Why are there so many new rules all of a sudden?!"

The director said, "If you fly straight to the finish line, what's the point of watching? These are the only two new rules. There won't be any more. Please abide by the challenge rules!"

Just a heads up, Song Wanwan has fully recovered and is back! She and the others are almost at the finish line!

Jiang Nanxi: ?

It's only been a few days, how could Song Wanwan, who was so badly injured, have recovered so quickly?
Has Song Wanwan mutated?

She asked the director directly, "How did Song Wanwan recover?"

(End of this chapter)