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Chapter 117 Slapping the Blood Corpse, Is This Your Fighting Chicken?
Upon hearing Jiang Nanxi's voice, the two tomb raiders noticed the crowd at the entrance of the tomb chamber.

"Boss, it's someone from the Psionic Bureau!"

"You hold them off, I'll continue opening the coffin!"

One of the tomb raiders pulled out a grenade and walked over.

boom--!
Wang Hui fired his gun unexpectedly, instantly blowing the head off the tomb raider who was holding a grenade!

Just as they were about to stop another tomb raider, Jiang Nanxi shouted, "Don't go! It's too late!"

"Hahahaha, I got it!"

The tomb raiders' loud laughter rang out, but the next second, the laughter turned into terrified screams.

"Ah! What is it!"

Everyone looked up and saw a thick cloud of blood mist gushing out of the dark wooden coffin, wrapping around his arm and quickly enveloping his body.

Before long, the blood mist dissipated, and the tomb raider's flesh and blood were gone, leaving only a skeleton lying on the ground!
"Damn it! Run!"

"Something is coming out!"

The others rushed out.

Jiang Nanxi suddenly rushed in, picked up the "Four Gods Pattern Jade Door Knocker" that had fallen to the ground, then avoided the blood mist and ran to the outside of the main tomb.

While the others continued to flee through other passages, Jiang Nanxi stood motionless outside the main tomb.

She looked at the "Four Gods Pattern Jade Door Knocker" in her hand, and the sound of a rooster echoed in her mind.

"This is false."

The rooster said, "The coffin's corpse is fake, and the Four Gods Jade Door knocker is also fake. The one I gave you is the real Four Gods Jade Door knocker."

As soon as the rooster finished speaking, the blood-red ghostly mist spread throughout the main tomb chamber, killing any mortal who touched it!
In a dark wooden coffin not far away, a charred corpse, devoid of any flesh, slowly sat up. Its protruding, bloody eyes stared intently at the fake item in Jiang Nanxi's hand.

A hoarse, cold voice came through, "Give it back."

Jiang Nanxi said with amusement, "You're not Wei Ling, and this Four Gods Jade Door Knocker isn't yours, so what do you mean by 'returning it to you'?"

"What's mine is mine!"

He crawled out of the coffin; his charred body was covered in cracks, decay, and blood.

He roared at Jiang Nanxi, "Do you know what Wei Ling did to me? This is what he owes me!"

He burned me alive, and now I'm his burial place in this tomb. His treasures are mine now, give them back! Or don't blame me for being ruthless!

Jiang Nanxi remained standing outside the main tomb, not moving. "Then come out and get it. I'll return it to you when you come out."

The blood corpse remained silent for a moment.

"...Throw it in here for me."

"You come out."

"Throw it in."

"You come out."

"You come in."

Jiang Nanxi grinned, "You are the fake body of the Corpse King's Corpse Array. In order to ensure the effectiveness of the array, after the fake body dies, the vengeful spirit cannot leave the corpse too far. If I'm not mistaken, you can't leave the main tomb chamber at all."

Blood Corpse: "..."

Jiang Nanxi said directly, "You are not Wei Ling at all. Where is the real Wei Ling's body?"

The Blood Corpse snorted coldly, "I didn't expect you to know about the Corpse King's Skeleton Array. I am a victim of the Corpse King's Skeleton Array, so it's fine to tell you his true hiding place."

Before Wei Ling built his tomb, he said, "The phoenix breathes fire, the corpse fire never dies out; the icy purgatory is my final destination!" His true body was naturally placed in a place filled with ice, resembling a purgatory.

Upon hearing this, Jiang Nanxi's first thought was of the ice cave where people were buried alive.

The entire underground tomb was filled with ice, except for that one place, which contained so many thousand-year-old frozen corpses; it was a veritable hell.

But when they disposed of the frozen corpses and headed to the main burial chamber, they passed by the ice cave where the bodies were buried alive, and she didn't see any unusual corpses there.

Could it be that Wei Ling's body was also shattered and turned into a ball of ice crystal worms, which were then eaten by the rooster?

Jiang Nanxi looked down at the chicken at her feet.

"Coo coo, coo coo coo." He didn't eat and left. Jiang Nanxi's expression changed slightly. "You mean, Wei Ling's real body is hidden in the burial ice cave, but he has already awakened and left?"

"Gurgle." Hmm.

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said to the blood corpse, "I just saw a precious sword in your coffin. Give me the sword and I will return the Four Gods Pattern Jade Door Knob to you."

The jade door knocker with the four divine patterns is fake. It's fine to give it to him, but Jiang Nanxi's corpse fire can sense that the sword in the coffin is a top-grade spiritual sword that is extremely suitable for her!
The blood corpse didn't speak.

Jiang Nanxi threw the counterfeit goods over.

Seeing the Four Gods Pattern Jade Door knocker thrown over like that, the Blood Corpse immediately laughed, thinking to himself, "This little girl is really stupid!"

He didn't agree to the exchange!
"That's a Corpse Fire Sword personally forged by Wei Ling, fed with the souls of tens of thousands of people. It's extremely yin and evil, with bloodthirsty aura soaring to the heavens. Can you handle it? It's not suitable for a young girl like you!"

"Are you refusing to give it to me?"

Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and then said, "The Frozen Purgatory is where Wei Ling is hiding. The phoenix breathing fire and the endless corpse fire is his method of condensing blood energy and yin energy to forge an immortal body, right? Don't you want to try using this method to forge an immortal body? I have a phoenix here."

Jiang Nanxi threw the chicken over.

"I'll give you the phoenix too, but quickly give me the sword, or it will be impolite of me to refuse!"

"This is a phoenix? Do you think I'm stupid?! This is clearly a chicken!"

The blood corpse kicked the rooster away.

A chicken: ?

grass#@*!

You are the chicken!

Your whole family are chickens!

"Snapped--!"

The rooster slapped the blood corpse hard across the face, sending him spinning 360 degrees, completely disoriented.

boom--!
Finally, the blood corpse collapsed to the ground, and in his dazed state, he saw the chicken carrying the Corpse Fire Sword, running wildly back to Jiang Nanxi's side.

The drone was right next to Jiang Nanxi.

The audience was stunned.

[I thought Jiang Nanxi had done something stupid, but it turns out she sent a rooster to steal the sword! You two are really in sync!]

[Jiang Nanxi, is that the fighting rooster you raised?]

This is a phoenix, not a chicken! Can some people please stop skipping around while watching this show?! It's called "Phoenix Soaring to the Heavens"!

[Okay, fighting chicken.]

Inside the main burial chamber.

"My Corpsefire Sword!"

The blood corpse was so angry it almost vomited blood.

He was completely unprepared for the chicken; who knows how a chicken could be so strong!
The chicken had already run out of the main tomb chamber. Since he couldn't leave the main tomb chamber, he had no way to retrieve the Corpse Fire Sword!
"Fortunately, we got back the jade door knocker with the Four Gods pattern."

The Blood Corpse gripped the Four Divine Pattern Jade Door Knob tightly, staring menacingly in Jiang Nanxi's direction. "I knew Wei Ling's plan all along. Even without the Phoenix's fire breath, as long as I have the Four Divine Pattern Jade Door Knob protecting me, I can still become the Undying Corpse King!"
"Then I'll be able to reclaim the Corpse Fire Sword and make you, that damned chicken, and Wei Ling pay the price!"

The blood corpse pressed a mechanism in the main tomb chamber.

The floor of the main burial chamber suddenly disappeared completely, revealing a bottomless pit filled with bones.

"This is the burial pit of ten thousand people that Wei Ling used to refine himself into a corpse king. It contains the remains of tens of thousands of living people and has accumulated thousands of years of yin energy and resentment. It only needs a little fire to ignite endless corpse fire."

"And the Four Divine Pattern Jade Door knocker will protect me, making me immortal amidst the corpse flames, helping me forge an indestructible body! Hahahaha, reborn, I am the Undying Corpse King! I will make you all pay the price!"

The blood corpse laughed loudly, jumped into the pit of ten thousand skeletons, and with a wave of its hand knocked down all the corpse oil lamps on the wall.

The bonfire instantly burst into flames!

Jiang Nanxi was shocked. "No way, Tiezi, you just set yourself on fire like that? Didn't you even check if your Four Divine Jade Pattern was real or fake?"

Blood Corpse: ?

(End of this chapter)