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Chapter 115 Can you please not be so relaxed? It makes us look so clueless!

What is Jiang Nanxi doing? Is she playing abstract games in front of so many zombies? Is she crazy?!

How could someone be so audacious?

[Sister Ye must be regretting letting that lunatic Jiang Nanxi join the Psychic Bureau right now!]

Ye Shutong hadn't expected Jiang Nanxi to pull this stunt. Now, with a terrible headache, she said, "This isn't the time for jokes, stop fooling around!"

She glanced at the electric mosquito swatter that Jiang Nanxi had thrown far away, "Quickly pick up your electric mosquito swatter and help us deal with this ice corpse!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Nanxi opened her arms towards the direction of the ice corpse, as if she were about to be crowned emperor.

Bang, bang, bang.

A loud noise came from inside the passage.

Upon seeing Jiang Nanxi, the ice corpses knelt upright on the ground, filling the entire passageway.

Jiang Nanxi glanced down at herself. "Huh? What's going on? Who draped the dragon robe over my shoulders?"

Ye Shutong: ? ? ?

other people:? ? ?

Netizen:! ! !
[Wait, why did these frozen corpses suddenly kneel? What's the working principle behind this?!]

Is Jiang Nanxi truly an emperor reincarnated?

【Huh?? You're serious?】

Before anyone could react, Jiang Nanxi spoke again, "My beloved subjects, rise."

The ice corpses slowly stood up.

Jiang Nanxi: "Kneel down!"

The ice corpse knelt on the ground again with a thud.

Jiang Nanxi smiled with satisfaction (the emperor was overjoyed), "No, no, I order you to commit suicide as atonement. Twist your own heads off."

As a result, the ice corpses remained kneeling on the ground without moving, their cold blue eyes staring straight at her.

Jiang Nanxi asked in confusion, "Why aren't you obeying orders? Do you intend to defy the imperial decree?"

The sound of a rooster came from beside her, "Cock-a-doodle-doo, cock-a-doodle-doodle-doo."

My strength hasn't fully recovered yet; I can only control them for a short while!

As soon as the rooster finished speaking, the ice corpse at the front changed from kneeling on both knees to kneeling on one knee, its gaze still fixed on Jiang Nanxi's direction.

Sudden.

The ice corpse twitched its two legs and was launched into the air, rushing towards Jiang Nanxi.

A chilling, icy aura swept over us.

Jiang Nanxi's expression changed.

(After a moment of contemplation) (The emperor is greatly displeased) (Roars) (Runs back and forth frantically to dodge) (Screams) (Throws out the divine beast) "Assassins! Protect the emperor! Quickly, someone protect the emperor!"

Chicken in mid-air: ?

Because Jiang Nanxi moved so fast, the rooster didn't even have time to react before she threw it away.

At that moment, the ice corpse that had been launched collided with the rooster in mid-air.

There was a snap.

A crisp slapping sound rang out.

The rooster slapped the ice corpse with its wing, sending it flying and crashing into the underground palace wall.

boom--!
The ice corpse crashed into the wall, shattering into pieces of ice, and then exploded violently.

A familiar, large ball of ice-blue light flew over from that direction, accompanied by a buzzing sound.

Everyone was shocked.

"Holy crap, this chicken is fierce!"

Wang Hui shouted, "Wait a minute, that's not the point! The point is, these ice corpses will explode and turn into ice crystal worms! Get out of the way!"

He had barely finished shouting when he saw the rooster rush towards the large ball of icy blue light like a cannonball.

The next second is a storm of inhalation.

The rooster ate the whole swarm of ice crystal worms! Bang, bang, bang!

More ice corpses jumped out from the secret passage.

Jiang Nanxi stood guard at the exit of the secret passage with an electric mosquito swatter. Whenever an ice corpse jumped out, she would swatt it hard with the electric mosquito swatter.

She slammed the ice corpse against a distant wall, shattering it and sending it flying out as a swarm of ice crystal worms.

The ice crystal worms were eaten by the rooster again!

boom--!
Snapped--!
Awooo—hiss—!
Jiang Nanxi continued filming.

The rooster kept eating!
After a long time, Jiang Nanxi felt like she had slapped more than twenty frozen corpses, and her hands were sore from slapping!

She couldn't help but say, "Have you eaten yet? I'm exhausted!"

"Coo coo coo." Nothing!
Jiang Nanxi dragged Liu Qingyan over and shoved the electric mosquito swatter into his hands. "Teacher Liu, help me feed the divine beast. I'll show you the true splendor of the Phoenix Divine Beast later."

Liu Qingyan raised an eyebrow and said with amusement, "It's not like I haven't seen mythical beasts before, there's no need to witness their splendor."

Jiang Nanxi: "That makes sense. Then you can feed the divine beast for me for free."

Liu Qingyan:?

Jiang Nanxi: "Why do you have that expression? Is it so hard to help me for free? You don't think that helping me is worthless, do you? Although my wallet is empty, I have low moral character, and you really won't get anything in return for helping me."

Liu Qingyan: "..."

How can someone be so shameless!
at this time.

The next ice corpse jumped out, looked around, and prepared to choose its first target.

Snapped--!
With a swift and precise slap, Liu Qingyan sent the ice corpse flying, crashing it into the wall.

[I'm speechless. Are all cultivators this abstract? Feeding zombies to mythical beasts?]

[Ice Corpse: I'd rather rot in the burial pit than be like this!]

[Seriously, Ms. Liu, you're just going to help her like this? You're being way too lenient!]

[I've never heard of Yan Shen being an easy person to talk to. Is he only like this with Jiang Nanxi?]

Jiang Nanxi handed over the task of feeding the divine beast to Liu Qingyan, and then she could rest.

The others saw her find a wooden stool from somewhere, sit down, and rummage through her bag, taking out a bag of sunflower seeds.

Jiang Nanxi sat on a bench, cracking sunflower seeds as she said to them, "Want some? Don't just stand there like an idiot, sit down and rest for a while. If you're really tired, there's a bed over there you can lie down on."

The others looked at the sunflower seeds in her hand, and then at the weapons in their own hands.

(；￣ェ￣)
Can you please not be so relaxed?

This makes us look really silly!
Ye Shutong noticed that Liu Qingyan was still accurately knocking away the ice corpses, and the rooster was just waiting to eat them. Her lips twitched, and she put away her sword.

Ye Shutong walked over to Jiang Nanxi, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said, "Tell your friend that if he gets tired, I can take his place."

"Okay, okay."

After a while, Liu Qingyan had photographed more than ten ice corpses and turned to look at them.

He saw Jiang Nanxi sitting on a bench eating sunflower seeds, while the other members of the Psionic Bureau squatted in a row next to her, each holding a handful of sunflower seeds, all watching him film the zombies.

Liu Qingyan: "..."

audience:"……"

Liu Qingyan couldn't help but stand up. "Let someone else do it, let me enjoy myself!"

Ye Shutong then switched with him.

Liu Qingyan handed the electric mosquito swatter to Ye Shutong, then took the handful of melon seeds from Ye Shutong and walked towards Jiang Nanxi's direction.

As a result, Jiang Nanxi stood up and left, running to the crystal coffin to lie down, saying, "I need to rest for a while. You guys continue to feed the divine beast for me. When you get tired, switch to someone else."

Liu Qingyan walked over and asked, "Is this coffin that comfortable? Do you like lying in it so much?"

"Of course, this coffin..."

Jiang Nanxi was speaking when she suddenly heard a cracking sound from beneath her.

Immediately, she felt her body dangling in mid-air, and the board beneath her body disappeared!

A strange suction force appeared in the empty space below, pulling her down!
"Nanxi!"

(End of this chapter)