After my inner voice was eavesdropped, I became the favorite of the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 1: It's Not Easy to Be a Salted Fish in the Tang Dynasty

The tenth year of Zhenguan, 636 AD.

It has been more than ten years since Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty ascended the throne. The country is at peace and the people live and work in peace.

"Oh my God?!"

"After waiting for so many years, I am actually bound to a system like this?"

Datang lying flat system.

System type: passive lying type
Binding object: Time traveler Li Qingge
System goal: Promote the historical process to the establishment of Wu Zhou, and the host ascends to heaven in broad daylight

Mission requirements: The host remains in a "lying flat" state and inadvertently interferes with the historical process. The system automatically accumulates energy and promotes historical development.

Lying rating: The system rates the host's behavior and thoughts every day. The higher the rating, the richer the reward.

Rating criteria:

Grade A (Perfect Lying Down): The host is in a state of doing nothing and being calm all day, and is rewarded with 10 points of vitality, agility +2, and strength +2.

Grade B (Excellent Lying Down): The host remains in the "lying down" state for most of the day. Occasional mood swings or unconscious behaviors do not affect the rating. 5 points of vitality, agility +1, and strength +1 are awarded.

Grade C (Lying Down Well): The host shows a certain degree of positive behavior or thoughts on the day, but overall the host is still "lying down". The reward is 1000 taels of gold, which can be exchanged for items of equal value.

Grade D (still able to lie down): The host has many positive behaviors on the day, and the "lying down" time is less than half, and is rewarded with 100 taels of gold.

Level 5 (Failed to Lie Down): The host actively participates in events that change the course of history on that day. No reward is given, and vitality is deducted according to the degree of impact of the event. Multiple "Failed to Lie Down" may result in system unbinding.

Attribute bonus effect:
Vitality: represents the vitality of the host. The higher the vitality, the longer the life span and the healthier the body.

Agility: represents the host's reaction speed and body flexibility. The higher the agility, the faster the action and the more agile the body.

Strength: represents the host's strength. The higher the strength, the greater the strength and the stronger the attack power.

Final reward: After the establishment of Wu Zhou, the system's accumulated vitality is automatically activated, and the host becomes eligible for ascending to heaven in broad daylight and achieving immortality.

……

In Chang'an City, at Princess Changle's residence, Li Qingge recalled the voice that had just echoed in her mind, and her brows slightly frowned.

She is actually a time traveler who came to the Tang Dynasty five years ago and became an unpopular county lord with her fief in the remote Qingxi County. The only thing she carries with her is a white jade hairpin.

At that time, she witnessed with her own eyes the prosperous scene of Li Shimin pacifying the world and creating the "Zhenguan Governance".

I thought I was just an ordinary time traveler with no golden finger except for my memory, but I didn't expect that the system finally awakened today.

However, this system was shockingly simple. As long as she did nothing and thought nothing, she would get rich rewards.

And once Wu Zhou is established, she will be able to ascend to heaven in broad daylight and live forever!
The moment he learned about the system mission, Li Qingge thought he was hallucinating.

That's it? That's it?
Isn’t this as simple as eating and drinking water?

Do not!
This is easier than eating and drinking. She doesn't have to do anything. She just needs to be content and be a salted fish. In a few decades, the Tang Dynasty will automatically turn into the Wu Zhou Dynasty!
"So this is the legendary cultivation of immortals? Love it~"

Li Qingge rubbed his forehead and couldn't help but complain. Then he turned over and lay down on the chaise longue, finding a comfortable position.

Her only thought now is, how can she make these decades pass faster?
"Do you want to help Wu Meiniang and accelerate the demise of the Tang Dynasty?"

Li Qingge lay on the couch, changed into a more comfortable position, and then put this idea behind him.

She suddenly felt that this idea was too stupid and was an insult to her own intelligence.

Since the system has told her to lie down, why is she still making such a fuss?
The rise and fall of the Tang Dynasty has its own historical laws. Why should she do this?
Are you full?

dong dong~
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door, interrupting Li Qingge's thoughts.

"Sister Qingge, are you there?"

As the crisp voice rang out, a girl dressed in gorgeous palace clothes and with a pretty face pushed the door open and walked in. It was the current emperor's most beloved Princess Changle, Li Lizhi.

"Sister Qingge, our father will be here soon, why are you still resting here?"

"Come with me to welcome the Emperor!"

Having said that, Li Lizhi was about to step forward and pull Li Qingge up.

"oops!"

"Sister Changle, please leave me alone. I am already a useless person."

"Really? I'm already lying down. Just pretend I'm not here!"

Li Qingge was helpless and still lay on the couch with no intention of getting up.

"What's the difference between a useless person and an incompetent person? If you are a useless person, then what am I?"

"Besides, didn't you promise to help me before?"

Li Lizhi stomped her feet and forcibly pulled Li Qingge up from the couch.

It turned out that Li Shimin came to Princess Changle's mansion today to inspect his most beloved daughter.

Since the death of Empress Changsun, Li Shimin has loved his daughter even more, but also become more strict with her.

Recently, Li Lizhi's performance has not satisfied Li Shimin. Thinking of her father's disappointed look, she felt guilty.

So today Li Lizhi specially invited Li Qingge, wanting this talented sister to help her to brighten up the occasion.

"Hey!"

"A sin!"

Li Qingge rolled his eyes and was pulled out of the room reluctantly by Li Lizhi.

Although she has been a "little transparent" person for five years, she is still a time traveler after all.

Even though she had limited modern knowledge, she was able to help Li Shimin solve several problems and stabilize the situation in the court through Li Lizhi thanks to her forward-thinking.

This also made her become a hidden and extraordinary woman in the eyes of court officials!
In the past, Li Qingge would be complacent about this, after all, those historical celebrities were all polite to him.

But now, she could only look bitter.

She really regretted it. If she had known that she would be bound to this system, she should have stayed in Qingxi County instead of showing off.

Now, she just wants to end this "farce" as soon as possible, and then return to Qingxi County and continue to lie down.

In this way, under the "drag and pull" of Li Lizhi, Li Qingge came to the mansion, ready to welcome the arrival of Li Shimin.

"Sister Qingge, what should I say later?"

Li Lizhi was so nervous that her palms were sweating.

Li Qingge curled his lips and said perfunctorily:
"Sister Changle, you just need to be tough for a while."

"In short, if anyone dares to make father unhappy, you should fight back!"

"Isn't this bad?"

Ta da~
Li Lizhi wanted to say something, but suddenly she heard the sound of horse hooves coming closer and closer.

At the end of the street, a majestic royal guard appeared.

The first person was wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, a crown with twelve tassels on his head, and riding on a tall horse. He looked majestic without even being angry. It was none other than Li Shimin, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty!
Seeing this scene, Li Qingge and Li Lizhi looked stern.

No matter what they thought, they all knew that the emperor of the Tang Dynasty
coming!

"Your son respectfully welcomes your father!"

"My maiden pays homage to Your Majesty!"

"Haha! Everyone, get up!"

As Li Shimin's hearty laughter rang out, he dismounted from his horse and strode towards Princess Changle's mansion.

Looking at the heroic Li Shimin in front of her and feeling the imperial majesty coming towards her, Li Lizhi became even more nervous, while Li Qingge sighed inwardly.

He is worthy of being the greatest emperor of all time, his aura is just different!
"who is it?!"

Li Shimin suddenly stopped, his face darkened, and asked in a stern voice.

He has been fighting on the battlefield for many years and has a keen sense of danger.

Just now, he clearly felt that someone was plotting against him in his mind, and the words were quite disrespectful!

"Father!"

Li Lizhi was startled and her face turned pale instantly.

The guards around also drew their swords and looked around vigilantly.

However, there were no suspicious people around Li Shimin.

Is it my misunderstanding?
Li Shimin frowned. Could it be that he had been too tired recently and was having auditory hallucinations?
"What's wrong? Lao Li, are you sick again?"

boom!
The voice rang in Li Shimin's mind again. This time he heard it clearly. His eyes instantly locked onto Li Qingge, who also had a terrified look on his face!
He knew Li Lizhi's character very well. It was absolutely impossible for her to say such outrageous words, even if she just thought about it in her mind.

Then there is only one suspect left at the scene!
Li Qingge!
"Your Majesty, what happened?"

Li Qingge felt uneasy when Li Shimin looked at her, and subconsciously took a step back.

Did I guess wrong?

Li Shimin looked at Li Qingge's panic-stricken appearance and couldn't help but feel suspicious.

After all, Li Qingge's frightened expression didn't seem to be fake.

Moreover, over the years, Li Qingge has always been very low-key and doesn't seem like the kind of person who gossips behind people's backs.

"Lao Li, why are you looking at me like that? It's scary!"

"Can this farce be ended quickly? I want to go back to Qingxi County to farm!"

"!!!"

Hearing the new voice, Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and looked at Li Qingge who was standing there trembling!
(End of this chapter)