Chapter 191 Showdown
Zhizunbao opened his eyes and saw a terrifying face approaching. He jumped back suddenly and then punched it.

"Damn it, blind man, what are you doing!"

"You're thinking about my boss's beauty again!"

The blind man screamed, covered his eyes and looked at Zhizunbao with resentment, saying, "Boss, when I came in, I saw you open your hands and kissing here and there."

"I thought you wanted to kiss me."

Zhizunbao punched him on the head and said, "I won't kiss you no matter who you kiss!"

"Tell me, what do you want from me?"

The blind man rubbed his eyes, pointed to the bright sky outside, and said, "It's dawn, we should go out to rob."

Zhizunbao straightened his clothes, picked up the axe, put it behind his waist, and walked out of the room first.

He looked back at the blind man who was still in a daze and said, "Why are you still standing there? Let's go!"

"Oh~" The blind man covered his eyes and followed shyly.

After gathering his brothers in the village, Zhizunbao brought more than a dozen brothers to the trail and ambushed nearby.

At this time, Daniu came over quietly and whispered, "Boss, people are coming soon, a carriage, a coachman, and two servants."

Zhizunbao subconsciously wanted to touch his beard, but his hand was empty. He said uncomfortably: "Remember, rob the soles of the feet! See if there are three moles."

Although what Bai Jingjing said last night about the reincarnation of Sun Wukong and the images that appeared in his dream made him confused, Chun Sanshi Niang's force still pressured him to complete the other party's task first.

After waiting for a while, the carriage came creaking over.

Zhizunbao suddenly shouted, "Brothers, charge! Let's rob the soles of our feet!!"

"Rush!!"

More than a dozen people armed with various weapons rushed up in a black mass, frightening the coachman so much that he quickly stopped and jumped off the carriage tremblingly.

The carriage door curtain opened, and one of the old men, who was in his sixties, asked the servant beside him in fear, "What are they robbing?"

"Master, it seems like a robbery." The servant next to him responded with a strange look on his face.

The old man looked at his lower body with only two thighs left, and asked in horror, "What should I do without the soles of my feet?"

At this time, the second in command had jumped out, waving his machete and shouting at everyone, "Take off your shoes and show the soles of your feet!"

"Whoever dares not to listen, I will chop you to pieces with my sword!"

How could the servants dare to confront these armed bandits? They took off their shoes one by one, exposing the soles of their feet.

The second in command checked it very actively, and then said to Zhizunbao with some disappointment: "Boss, there is no one with three moles."

Zhizunbao waved his hand and said, "Let them go first."

After this group of people left, Zhizunbao took everyone to sit on the path nearby to rest.

He closed his eyes slightly, his mind frantically recalling the dream of last night.

The first dream was somewhat mysterious, but the cave filled with water gave me a slight sense of familiarity.

But that voice made him feel an instinctive disgust.

In the second dream, he couldn't control his body at all. He could only watch himself as a bystander and kill the two stunning women.

Even now, thinking of the blonde woman last night, Zhizunbao's mouth curled up into an unnatural smile.

He has been in the Five Mountains for so many years, and the most beautiful women he has seen are the two powerful women, Chun Sanshi Niang and Bai Jingjing, who have just arrived here.

But the two women he saw in his dream were definitely as beautiful as Chun Sanshi Niang and Bai Jingjing.

Thinking of the end of the dream, when he was able to control his body freely, he hugged the blonde woman, her softness and smoothness.

"Very moist..."

When he opened his eyes, he saw more than twenty of his younger brothers looking at him with strange eyes.

"What are you looking at? Your face is cleaner now and much more handsome."

"Jealous!"

The second in command said blankly: "It's good to be clean!"

"Yes, yes!" The others nodded.

"You're jealous if you want to, but you're still being stubborn."

Just as Zhizunbao opened his mouth, suddenly, a bunch of green grapes fell from the dry old tree above his head and hit him on the head.

He picked up the bunch of grapes, glanced at the old tree above his head, and said in surprise, "Ah? Grapes...grapes?"

Holding the bunch of grapes, Zhizunbao glanced at the sky, stood up and said, "Call it a day! See you tomorrow!"

After returning to the room and washing the grapes, Zhizunbao sat on a tattered chair and began to ponder.

'The first dream was very familiar to me, but the second dream also gave me a familiar feeling.'

"Tang Yeming...is that me?"

Suddenly he heard some strange noises. When he looked up, he saw a bald man with a white beard and a string of Buddhist beads around his neck, wearing white clothes and holding a dustpan in his hand.

"who are you?"

Zhizunbao took out the axe from his waist and asked, "Why are you sneaking into my room?"

"Ah, I am the bunch of grapes you brought back!" The bald man with white beard brushed the dust off his body and said with a smile.

"Are you Grape?" Zhizunbao put the axe back to his waist, walked over, and looked at the bald monk with some confusion.

“No, I am Patriarch Bodhi!” Patriarch Bodhi shook off the dust on his body.

"What are you talking about?"

"You're taking advantage of me?" Patriarch Bodhi held his yellowed floating sinker and said seriously, "I am Patriarch Bodhi, I am a god, I turned into a grape to save you."

"You stole my grapes and attacked my mother?" Zhizunbao looked at his empty plate, then looked at Patriarch Bodhi who closed the door, and his mouth twisted.

"Those two women are monsters."

Patriarch Bodhi took out a round bronze mirror, pointed at it and said, "When my magic mirror shines, you will..."

Before Patriarch Bodhi could finish his words, Zhizunbao snatched the bronze mirror from his hand and knocked him to the ground with a few punches.

"I looked into your mother's magic mirror! Did you steal my grapes?"

“I didn’t!!”

Zhizunbao cornered him and stomped on him, "Where are my grapes?"

"Do you know how precious grapes are in the Five Mountains?!"

"Stealing my grapes!"

Patriarch Bodhi fell to the ground, got ready and said, "Don't think I can't beat you. I just don't want to hurt innocent people!"

"come!"

At this moment, there was a knock on the door. Zhizunbao stepped on Patriarch Bodhi's feet twice and opened the door by himself.

When he opened the door, he saw Bai Jingjing staring at him with a smile on her face and spring in her eyes. "Miss Jingjing, what do you want to see me for?"

"You stupid monkey, you're calling me so strange." Bai Jingjing glared at Zhizunbao with resentment, "Sister has prepared the banquet and asked you to come over to eat."

There was a trace of embarrassment on Zhizunbao's face. He turned around and saw the magic mirror in his hand, which revealed the appearance of a white-haired and white-boned demon.

He suddenly retracted the bronze mirror and looked at Bai Jingjing with a bitter smile on his face.

"It's time to eat." Bai Jingjing smiled and glanced at him.

"Have a good meal!" Zhizunbao pointed at the sky outside and said, "I see the moon is so beautiful today, why don't we..."

"Ah?" Bai Jingjing turned her head in confusion and looked up at the sky.

At this moment, Zhizunbao hurriedly took out the magic mirror and took another look at the other person from a blind spot.

When he saw the white-bone demon appear in the magic mirror again, his heart suddenly trembled.

"The moon? No!" Bai Jingjing turned her head and rolled her eyes, "Are you hinting that at night..."

"Can't you see the moon that big? Look carefully."

Taking advantage of the moment when the other party turned his head, he confirmed it several times. After confirming it again, without waiting for Bai Jingjing to react, he directly closed the door tremblingly.

"Hmph! Dead monkey!" Bai Jingjing snorted coldly, pouted and turned away.

Inside the room, Zhizunbao leaned against the door. After hearing Bai Jingjing leave, it took him a while to control his trembling legs.

"What mother! What mother! Where are you?"

Patriarch Bodhi came out from behind the wall, "Do you believe it now?"

Zhizunbao wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "I believe it, I believe it. Why would a monster appear here?"

"Idiot, let me tell you." Patriarch Bodhi sat on a wooden chair nearby, "These monsters are waiting for Tang Sanzang to return to the world!"

"Tang Sanzang has reappeared in the world?" Zhizunbao murmured, "What does this have to do with me?"

"Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong was destroyed by Bodhisattva Guanyin." Patriarch Bodhi looked at Zhizunbao and waved his hand.

"His master Tang Sanzang saved him by giving his own life in exchange for a chance for Sun Wukong to be reborn, hoping that the monkey would turn over a new leaf."

"You haven't told me yet why Tang Sanzang appeared here." asked Zhizunbao.

"Tang Sanzang's spirit of self-sacrifice moved the gods and Buddhas. The Buddha and the Jade Emperor are ready to give him a chance to reincarnate and arrange for them to reunite here in this life to continue their quest for scriptures." Patriarch Bodhi stroked his beard, his eyes flashing with a strange light, and said:
"Do you understand why so many monsters appear here?"

"Oh~ No wonder I have had the same nightmare for so long." Zhizunbao slowly stood up and described:

"In a dark and lonely environment, pairs of very lustful eyes kept staring at me. I felt very embarrassed. There were several times when my eyes turned red. Could it be that..."

Patriarch Bodhi suddenly stared at Zhizunbao, and swept his hands suddenly in front of his eyes. A golden light flashed in his eyes, as if he wanted to see through Zhizunbao's entire body.

"Yes, it's your lustful eyes!" shouted Zhizunbao.

The corners of Bodhi Patriarch's mouth twitched a few times, and he asked again: "Is there anything else in your dream?"

"Yes, I have!"

Zhizunbao stroked his chin, a smile on his face, "There are two stunning beauties in there!"

"A girl wearing golden armor, holding a sword, and with golden hair. There is also a golden halo behind her head!"

"There was another one holding a huge purple sickle, which was several times bigger than the one I use to cut grass at home! The woman had purple hair and wore purple armor, but she seemed to have an evil aura all over her body."

"The most important point..." Zhizunbao suddenly smiled lewdly, "is that they look really amazing!"

"Hiss!" Patriarch Bodhi frowned, and his fingers hidden behind his back were frantically making seals.

"This is wrong!"

He stared at Zhizunbao so closely that his fingers almost left afterimages.

Zhizunbao clapped his hands suddenly, "Am I destined to run into a monster today?"

Patriarch Bodhi was frightened and couldn't help but groan. He suppressed his violent spiritual power and said, "Yes, you really encountered a demon today!"

He took out two palm-sized bags and a bunch of talismans, and said, "Take these two bags and the invisibility talisman."

"You put the invisibility charm on your body and put the Qiankun bag on their heads, and then you can subdue them!"

"I'll cover you from behind!"

"Hmm?" Zhizunbao's eyes jumped, "I usually say this last sentence to others."

"Who did you tell this to?" Patriarch Bodhi was a little confused.

"My brother, of course!"

Zhizunbao grabbed two Qiankun bags and rushed out the door, "I'll ask them to go now!"

After leaving the room, he looked up at the sky and saw that night had fallen and a full moon was floating in the sky.

He found the second in command who was making a fire in the kitchen, explained the matter to him clearly, and then Zhizunbao handed him the invisibility talisman and patted him on the shoulder, "Good brother, I'm counting on you this time!"

The second in command took the Qiankun bag and smiled strangely, "Hey, of course I will help you!"

"Good brother, go out now and call all the brothers in, and give each of them a talisman. I will go back to Bodhi Patriarch to get the Qiankun bag, and we will catch monsters together!"

"No problem!" The second in command smiled and held the invisibility talisman tightly.

"Good buddy!" Zhizunbao said and walked outside. Suddenly, he turned back and stared at the second in command, "Why do you look so weird today?"

"Lewd?"

"Yes!" Zhizunbao looked at the second in command in confusion, shook his head, and walked towards his room.

After watching Zhizunbao walk away, the Second in Command had a strange smile on his face.

That night, Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanshi Niang were drinking in a restaurant when they suddenly saw a bandit walking out with his upper body naked and a string of white invisibility talismans stuck on his body.

"Puff~" Bai Jingjing suddenly spurted out the wine in her mouth and said with a forced smile: "I'm a little drunk, Senior Sister, drink slowly."

Chun Sanshi Niang's expression remained unchanged. She flicked her fingers and a wisp of flame burned on Zhizunbao's body.

However, facing the flame, he seemed to be unable to feel any temperature. He flicked his hand, grasped the flame in the surprised eyes of everyone, and then suddenly threw it towards Chun Sanshi Niang.

"you are not human!"

Chun Sanshi Niang took the flame and extinguished it with one palm, then stood up and asked, "Who are you?"

"Can you see me?" Zhizunbao shouted, "Brothers, stop pretending and fight them!"

He reached for his waist, and his expression suddenly changed. "Where's my Qiankun bag?"

The second in command carried two Qiankun bags, walked behind the two monsters, and said sinisterly: "Master, they want to harm you!"

"Traitor, how dare you betray us!!" Zhizunbao's face changed.

"Hahaha." Chun Sanshi Niang laughed, "We already knew all of your schemes!"

Zhizunbao suddenly laughed sinisterly, "Really?"

"Then do you know that your junior sister is actually a spy for you?"

(End of this chapter)

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