I asked you to tell fortunes live, are you trying to snatch people from the King of Hell?
Chapter 381 Top Stream Breakup Rumors
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Fan Jian glanced at the barrage and nodded, "Yes, what's wrong?"
[The park used to be a cemetery, and was later converted into a park.]
[If it is built into a park, won’t all the graves be moved away? ]
[A lot of it has been removed, but it is impossible to remove all of it. Who knows what is under each bag of soil?]
Fan Jian remembered that his furry child particularly liked to pee on a small mound of earth. Could it be that -
Suddenly I felt a chill in my heart.
Besides, I feel wronged.
"Master, there is no monument or marker there, I didn't know there was someone's grave underneath. As the saying goes, ignorance is not a crime, you can't blame me for this."
Su Chen nodded, "That's right. So the first few times, they didn't blame you, they just asked your dog to leave. If it was another dog, it would have been scared away long ago, but your dog seems to be very different and still likes his urine, so they couldn't stand it and came to you as the owner. It's not like they are taking the blame. After all, when the pet makes a mistake, it's natural for them to find you as the owner."
"what?"
Fan Jian murmured, "No wonder I rarely see other dogs playing around there."
Su Chen spread his hands, "So..."
Fan Jian's expression became unnatural. "Master, you may not believe this, but I took my dog to the vet before, and the vet said that my dog is a little stupid, that is, he is a bit dull."
[Isn't it the Husky that is known for its house-destroying abilities and silly behaviors?]
[I remember watching a short video about a golden cat before. The owner took the cat to get checked out and said the cat had intellectual problems.]
[This is my stupid son who has betrayed me. I am invincible! ]
[My dog son is not very intelligent either. The last time he trained the dog, he was still complaining, "Why is he so stupid?"
Su Chen didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
No wonder most dogs run very fast when they see ghosts, but this dog keeps coming forward.
For a moment, Su Chen felt sympathy for the innocent ghost who was urinated on every day.
It's also helpless to meet a stupid dog.
[I didn't expect that dogs can also be mentally retarded. This is really new. I have learned more boring knowledge. No, I have learned more interesting knowledge.]
【This is the first time I’ve heard of this, too.】
[I think animals are much smarter than humans, so why would they go to people's graves to pee every day? Emotions are mentally retarded, so this explains it.]
[The young man was quite unlucky. He was implicated by the dog for no reason. The pet made a mistake and the owner was punished.]
Fan Jian was helpless and asked Su Chen, "Then Master, what should I do now?"
Su Chen reminded: "First, of course you can't let your dog pee on other people's graves anymore."
Fan Jian nodded repeatedly, "No, no! I will never let it do that again!"
"Second, go to the victim's grave, admit your mistake, and pay your respects properly. Remember to make it generous, and everything will be fine."
Fan Jian responded, "I understand. Thank you for your guidance, Master."
Before logging off, he did not forget to give a reward of 10,000 yuan.
Su Chen took a sip of tea and connected with the second lucky person.
But the other party did not answer.
"Is my brother's most handsome netizen still here?" Su Chen coughed unnaturally.
[Call, is my most handsome brother in the live broadcast room? If he's not here, I'll be on top. ]
[Did you leave? Your phone is not with you. 】
[Host, why don’t you go to the next one first, so as not to delay us from enjoying the melon. 】
"Okay, then I'll connect to the next one first." Su Chen hadn't finished speaking.
"My brother is the most handsome" connected the video and the live broadcast interface was split into frames again.
"My brother is the most handsome" is a soft girl with bangs, big eyes, dimples at the corners of her mouth, and looks very cute. "Hello, everyone, I'm here."
"My brother is the most handsome" greeted the netizens in front of the camera with a smile, revealing two little fangs.
[Wow, it’s a girl! And a pretty one at that!]
[Just now a handsome guy left, and now a pretty girl came. Does fortune-telling have a requirement for appearance now? 】
[Isn't this world too cruel? I'm ugly, so I can't get lucky bags in the future. ]
[Go ahead and grab it. We are all ordinary people. We are not celebrities. Who cares? 】
"Hello, what do you want to settle?"
"My brother is the most handsome." Her eyebrows were curved and her smile was sweet. "I want to calculate when my boyfriend and I can get married."
There was a sudden wailing in the barrage.
[Huh? You all have boyfriends? ]
[Wow, it turns out that good-looking people will never lack partners. 】
[Alas, I thought there was a chance. ]
[Isn't it normal for such a pretty girl to have a boyfriend? 】
Su Chen looked at her, "Your Red Luan star has not moved, and your marriage line has not shown anything. You don't have a boyfriend, let alone marriage."
The girl smiled even more deeply, "Master, you are amazing. You figured this out. The boyfriend I'm talking about is indeed not my boyfriend, but my brother."
She held up a photo and said, "Look, this is my brother, my boyfriend."
The photo is of "My brother is the most handsome" and a well-dressed male star. There are crowds of people in the background, and it seems that they are at some event.
[Hey, isn't this that so-and-so? ]
[So she is a fan girl, no wonder she chose this online name. ]
[This Yang Xing was very popular when he just came back from Korea, but now he is out of fashion. ]
[You are out of fashion. My brother is still very popular. 】
[And little sister, stop coveting my brother! Yang Xing is mine, humph! ]
[I say, what are you fans fighting about? Your brother has a girlfriend, there is nothing to fight about.]
[Upstairs, even if I’m not a fan, I know that there has been a big fight on Weibo recently, saying that the two have broken up. ]
[Really? I remember his girlfriend was a national girl, tall and pretty, and the trending searches on Weibo collapsed when they announced their official announcement.]
Obviously, there were other fans of Yang Xing in the barrage, and they started arguing with each other.
Su Chen glanced at the photo of the two of them, and then said to "My Brother is the Most Handsome": "You and this man have no affinity, so you can't get married."
"My brother is the most handsome." Xiaoxiao said, "I know, I'm just joking. Uh, can you help me calculate whether my brother has broken up?"
Netizens unexpectedly got something big to eat.
The number of people in the live broadcast room grew rapidly, and many people came to watch.
Although Yang Xing has acted in several film and television works, unfortunately he has no acting skills. Although he is popular, he has only traffic and popularity but no awards to show off. He has always been the target of criticism from opponents, which makes his fans feel frustrated.
The most famous thing was the official announcement of his relationship with a child star actress when he was at the top of his career.
This couple was not favored at the beginning, and it took several years before the whole network started to support them.
Recently, a paparazzi broke the news of a breakup, and coupled with the fact that I was drunk and talking nonsense during a live broadcast, I was banned by the platform.
[Break up? They were still in a good relationship, why are you spreading rumors of a breakup? That's so unethical. ]
[Of course, it started with a love story. It’s been eight years. Can you change the topic to something new? ]
[How many people praised the official announcement for being so manly. If this couple breaks up, many people will say they don’t believe in love anymore.]
(End of this chapter)
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