Chapter 280 Complain to the Grandmaster (Please vote and subscribe~)

It was obviously the first time for the young Taoist priest to do a live broadcast, and he looked a little embarrassed.

"Master Susu, hello, I am a Taoist priest, and I would like you to help us with the Feng Shui."

This statement caused an uproar among the netizens in the live broadcast room.

Su Chen also raised his eyebrows in surprise, "You want me to help you look at Feng Shui?"

The young Taoist nodded confidently, "Yes... Recently, people in our Taoist temple have all had some minor problems. Some have fallen on flat ground, or choked when drinking water, or got burned by incense ash when burning incense. The most ridiculous thing is that the things in our main hall are obviously new, but they always break down inexplicably."

After hearing this, Su Chen looked at the little Taoist's face carefully and found no problem at all.

Logically speaking, there wouldn't be any dirty things in a Taoist temple, and it wouldn't be possible to be so... unlucky.

So he could only say to the little Taoist priest: "Then please go around and show me the surrounding environment."

When the young Taoist heard this, he nodded hurriedly, "Okay, okay!"

Then he took his cell phone and walked around the Taoist temple 360 ​​degrees from the gate without any blind spots.

After he had finished introducing the Taoist temple, he asked, "Master, how is it?"

As a result, Su Chen's face was filled with envy. "Are you asking me to look at your Feng Shui, or are you showing off your Taoist temple to me?"

This Taoist temple is not much different from the Sanqing Temple, and both are quite grand.

This sentence immediately caused everyone in the live broadcast room to laugh.

[The marketing of Taoist temples keeps pace with the times, and they will find big anchors to live broadcast to increase popularity. 】

[Hahahaha, I thought it would ruin the reputation of the Taoist temple, but I didn't expect it to be a disguised way of promoting their own Taoist temple! ]

[I am laughing like crazy! Jealousy overflows from the lines! ]

[As expected, jealousy can change a person beyond recognition. This phrase is vividly demonstrated in the anchor.]

……

The young Taoist priest did not expect that Su Chen's focus would be this.

He touched his nose embarrassedly and said, "No, I really need help from Master Su. This Taoist temple has just been renovated not long ago. It was also very dilapidated before. It has only been renovated once in many years."

Su Chen looked at the magnificent hall with longing, and finally got back to the point: "Your Taoist temple has no evil spirit, but is full of righteousness, and the feng shui is also excellent. It is a very good place."

Those words were obviously spoken with some emphasis.

Obviously, he really envied such a beautiful Taoist temple.

The young Taoist couldn't help but cough lightly before asking, "Why did so many problems occur?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Su Chen heard a cat's meow coming from the other side of the screen.

"Meow~meow~"

Soon, a cute little tabby cat appeared in the camera with its eyes slightly narrowed.

It barked all the way and rushed into the hall.

Finally, he squatted on the mat and began to scream heart-wrenchingly.

"Meow meow!"

"Meow meow meow!!!"

.......
Su Chen looked at the little tabby's back and raised his eyebrows and said, "Your Taoist temple still keeps cats."

The young Taoist nodded and said, "They are all stray cats from the mountains. They are so pitiful in the winter that we keep them in the temple."

At this time, the little tabby cat was still meowing non-stop. Su Chen couldn't help but curl his lips and said, "This cat seems to have a heart of Taoism, squatting on the futon."

The young Taoist priest also looked over and hummed, "Yes, it runs to the futon in the main hall and meows every day." Su Chen smiled and asked, "Have you ever thought about why it meows?"

The young Taoist priest looked confused: "Why?"

Su Chen smiled meaningfully and said, "It is very likely that it is complaining to the ancestor."

The young Taoist priest was shocked. "Huh? Master, are you kidding me?"

Su Chen raised his chin in the direction of Little Lihua, "You will know if this is a joke if you observe carefully."

Sure enough, after the little tabby cat finished meowing, it left the hall and walked towards the quiet room next to it.

As a result, a Taoist priest who was cleaning the room blocked its way because he was afraid that it would dirty the room.

Sure enough, after calling out twice and getting no response, the little tabby cat turned around and walked back into the hall, starting to howl.

Even the cry sounded rhythmic.

The more I look at it, the more it really looks like a complaint.

The young Taoist priest couldn't believe it after seeing this scene. "Is it complaining? Just because my senior brother didn't let it enter the quiet room?"

But the magical thing was that after the little civet cat meowed a few times in front of the ancestor, the next second the senior brother who was cleaning the tea room really slipped and almost fell flat on his face.

In an instant, the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room surged and flashed by.

[Oh my god! Is this the Grandmaster appearing online?! ]

[Cat: Grandpa, I am such a pity, woo woo woo! I am chased away wherever I go, and even kicked out. ]

[Looking at this figure from behind, he really came here to complain out of grievance. ]

[The curses must have been quite filthy, otherwise the ancestor wouldn't have appeared so quickly.]

[Grandmaster: Okay, okay, this little chatterbox is here again, so noisy, let’s just give him a little punishment, otherwise my ears will be hurt again today. ]

[One day in heaven is one year on earth. Isn't this equivalent to complaining every minute and every second? The ancestor must be annoyed to death. ]

The young Taoist priest still couldn't believe it and sighed helplessly, "No wonder!"

If you think about it carefully, it seems that those who got into trouble were the fellow disciples who had teased it. Is this really a punishment from the ancestor?
It seems that I can't tease it anymore in the future, otherwise it will report me to the police.

The young Taoist touched his chest and warned himself in his heart.

After seeing the Taoist priest fall, the tabby cat purred with satisfaction, a naughty smile hung on the corner of its mouth, and it stretched lazily, then found a comfortable cushion and lay down on its side. Its proud expression seemed to say, "I have successfully filed a complaint again today. I am so happy!"

[Wow, the kitten is so cute, little master, where is your Taoist temple? I want to go see this cat and pay my respects.]

[Kitten: Let's see if you dare to bully me again in the future? I will sue you every day and make sure you don't suffer the consequences. Humph! ]

[It’s so delicious. The kids like it so much that they want to see the little cat that can complain.]

"Everyone is welcome to visit our Taoist temple. There are videos of the Taoist temple and Little Lihua in my Dousha account."

The young Taoist priest also took the opportunity to promote his own Taoist temple.

For a time, the short video of the kitten complaining to the ancestor became popular and spread across major Internet platforms.

The tabby cat has also become a new internet celebrity, and everyone is attracted by this cute little tabby cat.

Many people wanted to take photos with this tabby cat that could only complain to its ancestor.

It also attracted many tourists who came to pray and burn incense to this Taoist temple. The masters in the temple were busy drawing divination sticks and answering questions for the pilgrims, making the already strong incense business even more prosperous.

And it all started with a cute little kitten.

(End of this chapter)

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