Chapter 268 The Five Taoist Techniques
"Master, are you mistaken? I am a man, how can I be pregnant?"

"It's not entirely correct to say that you are pregnant. Strictly speaking, you just have symptoms of pregnancy, but there is no fetus in your belly, and there will be no indication in the blood test. It is basically like a 'false pregnancy'." Su Chen explained seriously.

Li Xiaocheng was stunned when he heard this, "How could this happen?"

"If a woman has a false pregnancy, it's usually because of excessive psychological stress or illness, and you..."

Su Chen looked at Li Xiaocheng steadily, "You have been cursed."

"Curse?!"

Su Chen asked Li Xiaocheng to pull up the clothes on his wrists, then chanted a spell in a low voice, and a blood-red line appeared, extending from the palm all the way up to the inside of the arm.

Li Xiaocheng looked at the blood line that appeared out of nowhere and couldn't believe his eyes.

Li Xiaocheng rubbed it vigorously, trying to wipe off the glaring blood line.

Su Chen said: "Don't waste your energy. You can't wipe it off. This is a body curse. It can only disappear if the curse is removed. Otherwise, it will be useless even if you scrape the flesh off."

Li Xiaocheng couldn't accept it. "What is a body-same curse? Why would someone cast such a vicious curse on me out of the blue?"

"That depends on what you said recently and who you offended."

[Did you have a dirty mouth and cursed the pregnant woman outside? ]

[It is possible that you may offend someone without even realizing it. As the saying goes, "Misfortune comes from the mouth." You only have one life.]

[Yeah, don’t learn from the previous naughty kid’s family that was wiped out. My children are taught to be polite outside and not to be annoying.]

"But I never scolded a pregnant woman, did I?"

Li Xiaocheng thought about it, but still had no clue. Su Chen said, "If I'm not mistaken, your wife should be pregnant."

Li Xiaocheng nodded in a daze.

What does this have to do with his wife's pregnancy?
If the wife is pregnant, does the husband have to get pregnant too? How is that possible!

Su Chen frowned, "This is a body-sharing curse, which is reflected in your spouse's palace, which means that you are having sex with your wife. After being cursed, you will have the same reaction as her body.

If her belly gets bigger, you get bigger too. If she's in pain, you get pain too. If she vomits or faints, you vomit or faint too. If your wife has any pregnancy symptoms, you'll have them too. Don't you notice how obvious it is?"

Li Xiaocheng was still confused. Is this true?
For the past half month, he remembered that he had not eaten well or slept well, and he felt tired, annoyed, and his waist and hips ached. He had not paid any attention to his wife's condition.

Li Xiaocheng paused, "Master, are you saying that my wife cast a curse on me?"

Su Chen:…….
"Do you think your wife is capable of this?"

Li Xiaocheng scratched his head, "Probably not."

"If my guess is correct, it must be that you treated your pregnant wife badly, and someone didn't like it, so they wanted you to have a taste of what it's like for a woman to be pregnant for ten months."

[I want my husband to try this kind of curse too! ]

[He must be disgusted with his wife's pregnancy and he said she was being pretentious. What's the big deal? It's just a pregnancy. What's so tiring about it? Just bear with it if you feel uncomfortable. Which woman can't get pregnant? You're just being pretentious.]

[This is a typical example of not feeling pain until you are hit. Before, I had an erection and my whole body was in pain. I asked my husband to get me a cup of hot water but he was too lazy to move. Later, he had an erection and complained about the pain, but I told him to just bear with it.]

Su Chen said leisurely, "Think carefully about what good things you have done?"

Li Xiaocheng tried hard to recall and finally remembered it.

"It seems like there was such an incident, about half a month ago, my wife suddenly called me in the middle of the night and said she had a stomachache and needed to go to the hospital. It was raining heavily at the time and she couldn't get a car, so she called me to take her. At that time, I was playing cards with my buddies and was having a great time, so I couldn't help but say a few words to her..."

The more he spoke, the softer his voice became. It seemed like he was doing more than just saying a few words.

Netizens frowned when they heard this, and some netizens who had pregnant wives at home quickly brought tea and water to their wives and started massaging them.

His wife was pregnant but he still didn't come home. He didn't even accompany her to the hospital when she had a stomachache and he even cursed at her. What kind of man is he!
Li Xiaocheng didn't dare to face the accusing eyes of the crowd, "I remember there was a girl next to me who glared at me fiercely. Master, was it she who cast a curse on me?" Su Chen shrugged, "Maybe. Now that the curse has been cast, does anything else matter?"

Li Xiaocheng thought about it and agreed. Now is not the time to worry about who cast the curse. The key is to break the curse.

"Master, you can see this curse and can also break it, right? How much does it cost? Just tell me the amount and I'll give it to you. Please help me."

He can't just let his belly keep getting bigger and go into the delivery room with his wife to give birth.

Li Xiaocheng felt terrified just by imagining it.

Su Chen refused, "Sorry, we have rules in this industry. It is a taboo to break other people's laws."

Unless the other party is a very evil person who intends to kill people.

In this matter, the other party did not do it very well. But from another perspective, a so-called husband like Li Xiaocheng who doesn't know what he is doing should also be taught a lesson.

“Remember, you can only make money if you love your wife, and you will never make any money if you harm your wife.”

[The host is right. Only when the couple is harmonious can their life be prosperous. ]

[If there is no harmony in the family, with quarrels and fights every day, all wealth will be lost. ]

[You still want to get rich by playing cards? For someone like you who treats your wife badly, even the God of Wealth won't bother with you. ]

"In fact, this curse of same body is easy to break. When you learn to truly care about your wife and can truly empathize with her hard work and dedication, the curse will naturally break. If you can't learn, then you can only suffer."

In fact, it was to scare Li Xiaocheng.

The magic power of the person who cast the curse is not that deep, the curse will naturally be broken after some time.

Su Chen said this in the hope that the other party could be more understanding of the difficulties his wife faced during her pregnancy, and not just care about his own happiness all the time.

Fortunately, Li Xiaocheng didn't look completely indifferent.

"I was wrong. I will definitely correct it next time." Li Xiaocheng said to everyone in the live broadcast room.

[If you don’t correct yourself, your wife might run away and you’ll be single for the rest of your life.]

[Dear brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles, I am young and strong, unmarried and have no history of genetic diseases, my parents love me, I have a job, I don’t smoke or gamble, I am looking for someone to introduce me to, QQ: 159XXXXX. ]

[Wow, this place has become a matchmaking agency. ]

[Don’t swear carelessly, or you’ll be struck by lightning! ]

"You should tell your wife. It's no use telling us." Su Chen pointed out.

"Okay, Master, I'll go right away." Li Xiaocheng paid the divination fee and hurriedly logged off.

Netizens are still discussing it.

[Girls who really like to cast curses should teach these men a lesson. ]

[Seeing this makes me want to learn Taoism, which can slay demons and monsters, catch ghosts and exorcise monsters, and punish evildoers and eliminate evil. ]

【Anchor, please accept me as your disciple.】

[Seeking to be accepted as a disciple +1]

Su Chen shook his head, "I don't accept disciples."

"The five arts of Taoism are mountain, medicine, destiny, physiognomy, and divination."

"'Shan' refers to alchemy, which is the skill that requires the most concentration. 'Yi' refers to Chinese medicine, Taoist medicine, which requires enduring failures and repeated research. The art of fate is based on Yin and Yang and the Five Elements, and involves studying Zi Wei Dou Shu, Xing Ping Hui Hai, Zi Ping Tui Ming, etc., to ask about good and bad luck. Physiognomy is relatively easy to learn, but it is very difficult to master. It mainly involves looking at the whole face, interpreting Feng Shui, and divination. There are more things to learn, such as the Book of Changes, Qi Men Dun Jia, Da Liu Ren Da Quan, Tai Yi Shen Shu... They are even more difficult to learn than the art of fate."

(End of this chapter)

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