Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?.

Chapter 303: The most fearful moment of enlightenment while squatting in the toilet
The Great Elder of Nanli Jianzhai racked his brains for a long time, but he couldn't think of any female disciple in the sect who was at the God-Peeping Realm and had thick eyebrows, big eyes and a round face.

If we add another person who is about the same age as Han Yu, it seems that this is the only one who has reached the state of great perfection.

"What's the name of the person you're looking for?"

Great Elder Nanli asked curiously at first.

Han Yu replied casually, "Youli, a disciple of your sect, is with us."

The Great Elder was almost choked. When did the monks in my family become in cahoots with you? Then he was stunned again.

Free? Free?
He couldn't help but glance into the distance, where a cold figure was constantly shuttling around the city.

Except for the thick eyebrows, big eyes and round face, it fits the description perfectly.

Among Nanli Jianzhai's female disciples, she was the only one who had reached the state of great perfection at a young age. He could immediately be sure that she was his own saint girl.

However, no matter how he looked at it, he could not connect You Li's pretty face with her chubby face in the slightest.

The person is definitely not wrong, the only thing wrong is definitely Han Yu's vision.

I had heard from the Supervisory Office earlier that Han Yu had a certain obsession with women, but I didn't expect that he was also face-blind.

Pitiful!
The Great Elder's eyes revealed pity.

But he soon became happy again. If that was the case, then Nanli Jianzhai must have a relationship with this brat.

At the beginning, the young master of the Mo family almost got the mayfly pill because of their friendship. If the old ghost of their Mo family had not been too courageous to eat it, it would have been the turn of the old guy in Wushuang Tower to eat it.

So, it’s good to have friendships, it’s good to have friendships!

Next time if some miraculous elixir really appears, the two of us, myself and the old man from the Mo family, will have priority.

Thinking of this, he suddenly became happy and said enthusiastically, "She's fine. Let's go and take a look around my territory."

"No, my friend is still down there, let's do it another time."

Han Yu refused immediately. These old men were so enthusiastic just because they wanted his elixirs, but he had no elixirs to supply them. Besides, his cousin and his group were still looking at him from below with their necks stretched out!
Below, the people of the Ziqiang Sect were hiding in a secluded corner. My cousin and the laymen were eagerly looking forward to it, wanting to follow and join in the fun, but they were afraid that they would betray Yixian and Yezi.

Although there is still Bai Xiangdong, this guy is afraid that he will fly away first if he encounters danger.

When Han Yu came down, he shook his head and said, "I didn't see You Li."

The cousin and the layman looked at each other and almost laughed out loud, because Youli not only just passed by them, but also lingered under Han Yu and the others' feet several times.

"What are they doing?"

Soon Han Yu noticed that Bai Xiangdong was humble and seemed to be asking Yixian for advice.

The layman smiled strangely, winked and said, "Isn't it just asking for advice on how to be unlucky?"

To be honest, although there are many strange things overseas, they are not as many as the strange things he encountered in the inland. Especially once things are related to Han Yu, they tend to develop in strange directions.

Don’t you think you’ve seen this for a long time? There are still people who need to find ways to make themselves unlucky.

Bai Xiangdong at this moment was just like when he first entered the mountain gate and became a monastic. He listened carefully to every word, afraid of missing out on even a single word of the "magic method"!
Yixian talked eloquently, standing with his hands behind his back, recounting various experiences.

Coconut covered his mouth with his hands and laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.

"Your situation is simpler than mine. I don't know when I will get into trouble, but you can arrange how you will get into trouble, so it's not a big deal for me."

As soon as these words were spoken, Bai Xiangdong was instantly stunned. Even though the other party was just a small cultivator in the Other Shore Realm, his bearing was truly extraordinary.

Yixian even used his own experience to illustrate, "Look, if you curse yourself to fall into the water today, you can fall into the water while riding a boat, flying, or even be dragged into the water by some ghost thing while washing your hands by the river..."

Bai Xiangdong looked at him with admiration, thinking, what kind of life did this guy have? "Well! The effect of bad luck can also be that after falling into the water, you accidentally encounter an underwater tomb and get trapped, or after falling into the water, you happen to get possessed and pass out and get washed away."

"At worst, there could be landslides on mountains, bridge collapses, and a major earthquake during lunch break that could cause houses to collapse..."

My cousin Mo Xiuwen really didn’t lie. This young cultivator is definitely at the Grandmaster level in the field of bad luck.

Bai Xiangdong was like a studious student. He kept recording Yixian's experiences and could occasionally come up with a less miserable method.

He benefited a lot from just chatting for a few moments.

Now there is a way to get out of trouble, but what about enlightenment?
How to explain epiphany?

"How much sorrow can you have? What is this sudden enlightenment of mine?"

Bai Xiangdong turned his head and asked Han Yu with a frown.

"It means literally that it could happen anytime and anywhere. Maybe your epiphany will come when you are in bad luck."

Han Yu had no doubt about the authority of the bottle. If he said anytime and anywhere, it definitely meant anytime and anywhere. Even going to the toilet would not affect your entering the state of enlightenment.

"This thing can't be controlled. Maybe you are chatting with me, and while chatting..."

Han Yu didn't say anything else, because Bai Xiangdong was really standing there with his eyes blank.

You see, enlightenment comes suddenly and unexpectedly.

"I suddenly feel that maybe it's not such a bad thing to have an epiphany while squatting in the toilet. At most, he can squat for another hour or so. If he has an epiphany while fighting with others, he will be doomed."

The cousin glanced at Bai Xiangdong a few times, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

"How is it not a bad thing? What would you say if you had an epiphany before your pants were even taken off?"

The laity hold opposing views.

Yixian said thoughtfully, "What if you are unlucky enough to fall into a toilet during your epiphany?"

Zhuo! A group of people looked at him in horror. Once this devilish thought came up, it was simply impossible to get rid of it. It was too vivid.

Coconut frowned and quickly dispelled the image in his mind, then asked, "Should we still care about him?"

After a discussion, everyone reached a unanimous decision.

Regardless of.

After a while, a few people kindly put up a sign: I'm having an epiphany, please don't disturb me.

Then he patted his butt and continued to look for a place to sleep.

The whole city was in chaos, but it did not affect their determination to continue sleeping.

Not long after they left, monks who were searching the entire city would pass by from time to time. They were all attracted by the sign and couldn't help but stop to watch for a while.

Even Youli came. She glanced at the sign and the corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching. She naturally believed that this guy was really having an epiphany, because she was the one who fed him the elixir.

He stood there for a while with a conflicted look on his face, and wanted to hit him in the kidneys again several times, but then he thought better of it and gave up.

"After all, this guy is here to help, so let's give him some mercy this time."

Then the crowd gradually dispersed, leaving him alone standing on the street corner...

(End of this chapter)