Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?.

Chapter 295: Giving Advice to the Unlucky Guy

"Bai Xiangdong!"

My cousin was the first to recognize the person and cried out in surprise.

"Did you admit the wrong person?"

Han Yu was a little surprised. He couldn't connect the crying, dirty and smelly person in front of him with Bai Xiangdong, who always dressed like a young master from a wealthy family.

"Nonsense, even if this guy turned into ashes, I would still recognize...his fan."

My cousin pointed at a fan at the waist of the sloppy figure and spoke unhappily.

His way of recognizing people was really unique, and it gave people a feeling of being stabbed in the butt with a knife - opening their eyes.

"Are you really Bai Xiangdong?"

Han Yu looked at him in disbelief.

Bai Xiangdong nodded while crying. He had never thought that there would be a day when he would not be recognized by others.

Han Yu looked him up and down for a while. How could such a good person become like this? Wandering around? Impossible. At most, he could have cut off his kidneys, but he wouldn't be in such a state.

"Then why don't you speak properly? Why do you have to wait to be beaten? Who has nothing better to do than to guess who you are?"

Upon hearing this, Bai Xiangdong wanted to die, thinking to himself, if it weren't for your elixir, would I be in this state?
He was indeed too excited when he jumped out just now, but it was not his fault that he didn't say anything. It was just that he couldn't speak for a moment.

The cousin pulled Han Yu with a strange look on his face and whispered, "Have you ever thought that it's your pill that's the problem?"

Han Yu was stunned for a moment, and then his expression became strange.

Damn it, this wasn’t the elixir I made, so I couldn’t help but forget about it.

Because it was Youli who gave it to people, Han Yu subconsciously ignored it. If he had done it himself, he would have recognized it even if it turned into ashes.

So, this is revenge?

But looking at the way he’s crying, it doesn’t look like that!

Bai Xiangdong felt extremely aggrieved at the moment. After racking his brains for a long time, he finally came up with a line of words.

"Looking back at the grudges in the underworld, nothing can bloom in the void! Brother Han, why did you help the tyrant and why did you harm me?"

He felt very aggrieved, and he felt that he had done nothing wrong to the other party. Why did he do this?

In Bai Xiangdong's story, which is full of bumps and bumps and is interspersed with poems from time to time, a female bully with ordinary appearance but extraordinary cultivation tries to force him to tamper with the list by using powerful force, and the image of him defending the truth to the death emerges spontaneously. Han Yu, as the accomplice of evil, is even more vivid.

My cousin was so upset when he heard this. It was so incredible that there were three versions of the story on the same list.

They knew that Youli didn't want to attract too much attention and didn't want to be on the other party's list, so they went to cause trouble for him.

Han Yu's version is that Bai Xiangdong put You Li on the list, with some deliberate intention to discredit others.

Bai Xiangdong thought that Youli wanted to get on the list by using his own powerful military force, or to modify the list.

So! Apart from the fact that Bai Xiangdong really deserved a beating, all of this was a misunderstanding.

And it’s really hard to explain. Could you tell him that the one who beat you up was the third saint girl on the list, You Li, whom you swore to defend to the death?
I was really afraid that he couldn't stand such a blow. He was clearly protecting You Li's position in his story, but then he was beaten like this by You Li, the incarnation of You Li.

My cousin could only communicate with the other three secretly. "Anyway, the one who beat him up was You Li who wanted to be on the list, not You Li who was third on the list. So let's not make things more complicated."

Perhaps it would be better for Bai Xiangdong to let the image of the female bully take root in his mind. After all, it was indeed Li Li who was in the wrong.

He glanced at the group of people from the Ziqiang Sect and couldn't help but sigh. Except for Coconut and himself, no one was worry-free.

"At sunset, there is no one in the pine path, and the ghost lights flicker high and low. Brother Han, I know the elixir is yours, but is there any hope for me to recover in this lifetime?"

Bai Xiangdong spoke with a sympathetic tone and a resentful look in his eyes.

Ugh! This is a hard question to answer.

Anyway, he had never seen the so-called antidote spit out from the bottle.

"Actually, these three pills are not as bad as you think."

The most Han Yu could give him was a pill that could make You Li vent his anger, so this pill wasn't that bad.

Wenxin Pill: After taking the pill, the user will gain quick wit and eloquence. Side effects: If you don't quote from classics, you will not be able to speak. Yiyan Pill: After taking the pill, the user will enter a state of enlightenment at a random hour every day, which can greatly improve the ability to perceive in all aspects. Side effects: You need to curse yourself once a day to have bad luck, and the bad luck effect cannot be repeated within 49 days.

White Crane Pill: After taking it, the patient can increase the speed of practicing body movement techniques and double the flying speed. Side effect: When flying in the air, the patient must maintain the posture of a white crane spreading its wings, otherwise he will surely fall.

Bai Xiangdong's eyes widened when he heard this. Isn't this unbearable?

He finally understood why he had gone mad. It was all because of the evil deeds caused by the One Word Pill. It set a different unlucky path for himself every day, and he was not allowed to repeat it within forty-nine days.

In other words, he has to think of forty-nine ways to discipline himself and torture himself in different ways every day, right?
And there is the White Crane Spreading Its Wings, which is a masterpiece of dragon and phoenix skills. When it flies in the sky, the sound of the dragon and the phoenix singing together is very majestic. Now, when the dragon and the phoenix sing together, there is a human-shaped crane added to the mix. It is simply distorted and abstract to the extreme.

With the remaining Wenxin Pill, I’m afraid I won’t be able to talk to people properly in this life.

"Don't just think about the side effects! Although Yiyan Pill will cause bad luck once a day, it will give you enough time to enter the state of enlightenment for an hour."

Han Yu said helplessly that if he hadn't been unsure of what kind of bad luck he would have, he would have really planned to be eaten by his cousin or some layman.

Isn’t enlightenment the state that orthodox monks most yearn for?

Sometimes years of hard thinking are not as effective as a moment of sudden enlightenment.

But the prerequisite is that you have to enter a state of enlightenment while doing serious work. If you only enter a state of enlightenment while going to the toilet, it will be useless.

"It's easy to say that the cool autumn weather is a good time. But if I were to be as unlucky as I am every time, I would have no hope in life."

Bai Xiangdong looked extremely sad.

"I have more experience in this. If you trust me, I can give you forty-nine unlucky but safe methods."

Yixian raised his hand at this time. He was familiar with this aspect! Bad luck does not necessarily have to be a disaster, just a few bumps and bruises are also OK!
Bai Xiangdong looked up, only to find that it was just a young monk from the other side, and he couldn't help but be full of doubts.

"Thirty years in the east, three...bah!"

My cousin spat and was almost led astray by Bai Xiangdong, then he spoke again.

"Don't underestimate him. As for the ways of being unlucky, he has been unlucky since he was a child. I guess he can really help you."

After hearing this, Bai Xiangdong looked at Yixian differently. He took two steps at a time and came closer. The fishy smell on his body scared away several people instantly.

He smiled awkwardly and said, "If you know that brothers are everywhere, then we are old friends wherever we meet. Little brother, I feel that you are compatible with me."

"The Wen Xin Dan can easily solve the problem. You have so many meanings in one sentence, how can you possibly quote all the scriptures? Look at me."

"Who in the world doesn't know you? I am a layman from the Ziqiang clan. I'm just starting out, but you can still say whatever you want."

It seems that this secular guy has actually found an alternative use for the elixir. Following this method, Bai Xiangdong's Wenxin Dan problem may be alleviated.

Bai Xiangdong's eyes lit up, and he spoke loudly, "One sword light chilled fourteen continents, my swordsmanship is the best, eh! It's really good, what about the White Crane Bright Wings Pill?"

"Don't be so greedy. You have an epiphany every day. If you release it to others, I believe others will fight for it."

This is indeed true. If one has an epiphany every day, it’s like it’s free. If the Yiyan Pill is really thrown out, it will definitely make the monks who are scrambling to grab it break their heads.

"If you use Wen Xin Dan well, your temperament will improve. No one else's words are as special as yours."

The layman had a serious face and was talking freely. Several people couldn't help but start to hold back their laughter. This guy was a big liar.

Even Han Yu's mouth twitched. The vulgar people were indeed very evil. It was a good pill of literary talent, but it was a bit of a scam. But if it was used in such a wrong way, who knows how shocking the scene would be when Bai Xiangdong spoke in the future.

"I can't help but feel depressed. How about you help me think of a solution?"

Bai Xiangdong hoped that he could get rid of that embarrassing posture, otherwise he would have to sneak around when going out in the future, for fear of being seen by others.

"If you keep insisting, I won't tell you that the female bully who stabbed you in the waist is right behind you."

The layman suddenly grinned.

Bai Xiangdong's face changed and he quickly turned his head. Sure enough, a familiar figure was wandering in front of the government office.

"I don't believe that the east wind can't be called back. I will come back. I'm leaving now. Don't tell anyone that you've seen me."

After saying that, there was a loud swish. Oh my god, I was feeling ashamed just now, but now I disappeared with just one move of White Crane Spreads Wings.

With this speed, I’m afraid few people at the same level can catch up.

(End of this chapter)