Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?.

Chapter 164: Pervert

Is Huaizhou Prefecture haunted?

A palace guard ran into the inner courtyard of the government office with an extremely strange look on his face, then pushed open the door. Inside was Sikong Du, who had been hiding in the government office to work.

"Boss, something happened!"

Upon hearing this, Sikong Du jumped up from his chair. He thought that the thing he feared most had happened. He quickly came to the guard and grabbed him.

"Is this a mass incident? Or did some unlucky person take Pharmacist Han's medicine and cause terrible consequences?"

The palace guards shook their heads and almost frightened Sikong Du to death.

Could it be that something has been exposed?
"No, Boss, this place is haunted!"

The palace guards still looked extremely strange. No matter how much they explained it, no one would believe it, but it still happened. If an ordinary citizen came to investigate the case, they would probably just send the person away.

However, this was a large group of monks who came to report the case, holding leaves to cover their private parts!
It's impossible that all the monks were dazzled?

"Are you crazy? Is there a ghost? Where does the ghost come from? What kind of ghost is it?"

Sikong Du almost gave his men a slap in the face to wake them up.

As a palace guard and a cultivator, he kept talking about ghosts.

The palace guard could only helplessly explain that just a quarter of an hour ago...

After Sikong Du finished hearing what was said, his expression instantly became exactly the same as that of the palace guards.

Could this place really be haunted?

The palace guard said with a bitter face, "Now the whole Huaizhou City knows that there is a ghost outside the city. A pervert saw a monk and knocked him unconscious and stripped him of his clothes. Now, let alone the monks, the common people dare not leave the city."

Sikong Du walked out subconsciously, and said as he walked, "I don't believe this. How can a pervert come here in broad daylight? It's not dark."

When he was halfway there, he suddenly felt something in his heart skip a beat, so he turned around and asked, "Was it Han Yu who did it?"

Fortunately, the palace guards shook their heads and heaved a sigh of relief.

It's not that the palace guards didn't suspect him at the first moment. After all, they were sent here by the Supervisory Office, and they would be told everything they should know, especially the matter about Han Yu.

But in fact, Han Yu had never left Huaizhou City. In fact, he had been in the inn when the incident happened, and many brothers were sure of this.

not him?
"Then what is he doing?"

Sikong Du muttered to himself for a while.

The palace guard raised his head, pointed outside the door and said.

"He was at the inn just now, and then he followed the people here to watch the fun. Sir, he is waving at you!"

Blanch!
Sikong Du's figure suddenly froze, and his steps suddenly stopped.

Damn it, I forgot about this and was still avoiding him, how come he showed up?

Then he glared at the palace guard beside him in annoyance and cursed under his breath.

"You bastard, you cheated your master, didn't you remind me?"

The palace guard felt so aggrieved. From the very beginning, Sikong Du just ran away without giving him a chance to speak. Now the blame was put on him.

On the other side, Han Yu stayed in the inn after complaining about Bai Bufen. Later, the street outside the window suddenly became very lively. When he stuck his head out to see, the first thing he heard was that the government office was haunted.

It's such a lively scene, he has to watch it!

But when he arrived at the government office excitedly, he saw a group of monks in grass skirts, twisting their white buttocks and swarming into the outer courtyard of the government office.

The entrance to the government office was already crowded with people, and after listening carefully for a while, he had understood most of what was said.

Then he looked weird. Was there a ghost outside Huaizhou City? Someone was stripping monks' clothes?
Some people have spread rumors that there is a pervert outside the city.

This is really fun. It's true that there are many strange things in this world.

He followed the crowd and watched every move in the government office. Not long after, a familiar figure gradually walked out. It was Sikong Du who was out on business!
Han Yu waved at him hurriedly.

Sikong Du actually wanted to pretend that he didn't see it and then sneak back, but on second thought, it seemed even more stupid.

Never mind, if it is a blessing, it is not a disaster, if it is a disaster, it cannot be avoided.

After sighing helplessly, Sikong Du waved to Han Yu and invited him in.

When Han Yu squeezed in with the crowd, there was a sea of ​​butts outside the government office. A group of monks gathered in groups, all with anger and humiliation on their faces.

Although the palace guards had already made it clear, Sikong Du was still worried. He privately pulled Han Yu aside and asked in a low voice.

"Brother Han, tell me honestly, does this matter have anything to do with you?" Han Yu's eyes suddenly widened a few points, looking at him in disbelief. If his mother was not afraid that Sikong Du could not bear the fire, she would have planned to set fire to him and burn him like a candle for a while.

He replied in a low voice, "Master Sikong, do you think I would be interested in this large piece of butt?"

Sikong Du looked at him and thought seriously for a while, then sighed helplessly, "Could it be that it's really haunted?"

Han Yu looked at that butt and suddenly said, "What do you think that pervert wants? He just took off his clothes and did nothing else!"

The words were so loud that a group of aggrieved young monks trembled all over, and then cast shameful and angry looks at him.

"When I was a kid, my uncle Dagen told me a story about a down-and-out scholar who encountered a ghost in a dilapidated temple."

Han Yu suddenly felt like teasing someone, and immediately spoke again, his voice quite loud.

This plot is not new, and every storyteller has told it many times. It is nothing more than a down-and-out scholar meeting a beautiful female ghost in a dilapidated temple and then having a romantic encounter.

But Han Yu's version is different.

"Uncle Da Gen said that there are male perverts. If you just find a random place to fall asleep like a scholar, you will easily wake up with a sore butt."

After hearing these words, the poor little monks no longer had expressions of shame and anger on their faces, but instead looked extremely terrified, and some even subconsciously covered their buttocks.

Especially those who were a little smarter, after checking their lower body, they found that their essence had not been lost and their qi and blood had not changed. This was even more terrifying to them, as if what Han Yu said was really right, and their faces turned extremely pale.

Sikong Du looked helplessly at Han Yu who was grinning evilly, said hello, and led him into the inner courtyard.

The two of them walked away from the outer courtyard and came to a secluded hall, which was Sikong Du's residence on weekdays.

At this moment, he couldn't help but feel a headache when looking at Han Yu.

Why did Huaizhou Prefecture suddenly become strange after he arrived?

Before he could figure out a way to send the people away, a pervert started to show up here.

It's really two heads and one head.

After much consideration, he decided to get straight to the point.

"Brother Han... No, Pharmacist Han, I actually learned about your deeds from the reply letter from the Supervisory Department the other day."

Sikong Du looked at Han Yu and said frankly with a sigh.

In other words, when Sikong Du was drinking that day, he ran away because the content of the letter was about himself?
Han Yu looked at him strangely, and then asked, "Master Sikong, is it possible that he didn't go out, but just didn't want to see me?"

Sikong Du smiled awkwardly. He had to hide! The higher-ups told him to do it? How could he do it? Han Yu had saved him after all. If he couldn't do it right away, he could just hide for now!

"Brother Han, to be honest, I really like you and want to make friends with you, but I am really afraid that Huaizhou Prefecture will cause trouble!"

Han Yu's pills have been in use almost all the time, and he gets scared just thinking about it.

Now it was Han Yu's turn to be embarrassed. Look how scared the other person was. Sikong Du was indeed a generous man, unlike Zhao Yulin. If it were him, he would probably have started to chase the person away.

Speaking of Zhao Yulin, Sikong Du also mentioned him.

"I heard that Lao Zhao next door has been possessed several times. It's so miserable. You here are afraid that you can't control yourself! I heard from the Supervisory Department that Lao Zhao still fell into the trap even though he knew the side effects."

If this had happened before he met Han Yu, most people would have sneered and not believed it, but he had a personal experience where he almost couldn't help but take the pill.

"How about we change places after I give the pills to Brother Bai?"

"I promised to wait for him one day."

People have been so polite to each other, and there is nothing special about the reactions of the cultivators here. It would be good to go to another place to make some good friends. Sikong Du is a good person and we can make friends.

"Brother Bai, does he dare to eat it?"

Sikong Du was suddenly shocked by her beauty.

Han Yu had a strange look on his face when he said this. Not only did he dare to eat it, he didn't even bother to listen to the side effects.

"In fact, the pill that was originally intended for you has already been eaten by him. Now he wants my second pill."

Sikong Du's admiration for Bai Bufen was beyond words. He ate one and dared to eat a second one. He was truly an extraordinary man.

"What kind of elixir did you take out this time?"

As soon as he asked Sikong Du, he regretted it. This bastard knew that he couldn't control himself, but he still asked.

Han Yu smiled and took out a pill...

(End of this chapter)