Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?.

Chapter 16: The Mad Cow and the Girl

April 1st, sunny. Good for opening a business or getting married, avoid wearing red clothes.

Moo~
Han Yu lay weakly on the back of a yellow ox, with his limbs spread out, swaying from side to side as the ox twisted and turned forward.

Han Yu on the ox was drowsy. Except for pulling the rope from time to time to prevent the ox from going off the road, he closed his eyes the rest of the time.

Although he said he closed his eyes, he was actually talking to the glass bottle in his mind.

"Say something! Can you give me some reaction?"

"If it doesn't work, you can just move a little to let me know you can hear me! Can we have a conversation?"

The piece of glass remained as still as a mountain. It floated quietly in his mind, and remained indifferent even though Han Yu was talking until he was dry-mouthed.

This is the day when Han Yu hid... Pah! He set out on his journey again after resting for half a month.

After being thrown out of Yujin Mansion, Han Yu looked for small paths along the way and finally walked into a small village.

The people in the small village were very welcoming, so Han Yu wanted to stay here for a month or so, waiting for the side effects of the Nine Bulls Strength Pill to disappear before leaving.

From now on, I will not take any pill I want to take unless I have analyzed it word by word.

In half a month, all kinds of strange elixirs appeared. He helped a 70-year-old woman restore half of her lost teeth to the level of a young person. The side effect was that her gastrointestinal function was weakened.

Now the old woman can only watch the chickens, ducks, fish and meat every day, holding the thin porridge and chewing the rice with her good teeth to make it thinner before swallowing it.

Aqiang, the fishmonger next door to the old woman, complains every day about his wife Azhen, who has a sullen face every day and the tofu stall at home can only sell a few pieces a day.

After taking the medicine, Ah Zhen became enthusiastic towards everyone she met and her tofu stall was doing very good business, but Ah Qiang no longer had the heart to sell fish. Several times he saw the neighborhood boy Tianji circling around the tofu stall, which made Ah Zhen smile.

So Aqiang stopped selling fish, and the couple went to sell tofu together.

One day, Han Yu got an anthelmintic pill and out of good intentions, mixed it with water and threw it on the farmland. The locusts were indeed no longer interested in the crops, but the chickens, ducks and geese on the farm suffered, as they were chased and bitten by a swarm of locusts every day.

The sour scholar in the village has failed in the exams many times. Now he is over forty years old, but still holds the sage book in his hand. His old wife at home can only wipe away tears secretly whenever she faces difficult days. Ever since she heard about Han Yu's magic, she secretly found a pill and went to him.

The sour scholar was no longer interested in books and worked in the fields every day. What made his old wife worried was that the scholar had developed a great interest in the plow. It was not him who urged the ox to plow, but he removed the plow handle, put it on and plowed in front himself.

These were just chance encounters, and some of these strange and bizarre things Han Yu had to take the trouble to coax others into eating.

Some people become intelligent overnight, and then lose all their hair.

There are people who were timid as mice who suddenly become bold, but they meow from time to time.

A person with night blindness can suddenly thread a needle at night, but his vision is blurry during the day...

Within half a month, the small village gradually became chaotic.

This morning, the villagers gathered together a cow, and the villagers, holding various farm tools, "enthusiastically" "escorted" Han Yu and the cow out of the village.

The yellow cattle were walking slowly on the path, swinging their tails left and right. Han Yu was made drowsy by the shaking, so he simply closed his eyes and took a nap. Soon he began to snore.

Gradually, the path the ox was walking on began to deviate. It followed the scent and looked for its favorite green grass, chewing it all the way to the official road.

Once on the official road, there were obviously more pedestrians, traveling merchants, peddlers carrying loads on their shoulders, and monks coming and going in a hurry.

"Drink tea! Drink tea!"

Beside the official road, a three-meter-high flag with a big word "Tea" fluttering in the wind. In a wooden and thatched tea shed, a waiter was waving a sweat towel and leaning out to shout to the passers-by on the road.

There were six or seven tables set up under the tea stall, but business was not very good, with only three people sitting at each table.

"Do you think we'll be beaten if we go over there this way?"

Zhang Kui forced a smile on his thin face. Among the four people at the table, he was the youngest, in his twenties, and was a junior fellow apprentice who had just joined the sect.

The eldest senior brother Wang Xuanbei has sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, and is handsome. At the age of only 25, he is already a cultivator in the Divine Bridge Realm.

Junior sister Qiu Susu was wearing a red pleated Ruyi skirt, had bright eyes and white teeth, and was extremely beautiful. She was the same age as him.

It was just that she got started an hour earlier than me.

It was originally agreed that the eldest senior brother would take everyone out for some training, but halfway through, the younger senior sister acted like a spoiled child and asked the eldest senior brother for help, so they came here.

Originally, Qiu Susu had an engagement before she entered the sect. However, now that she has become a cultivator, she is naturally unwilling to marry a mortal and go back to live an ordinary life. The man's family has a strong background, so Qiu Susu wants Wang Xuanbei to help her cancel the engagement.

"Don't be afraid, Senior Brother is here!"

Qiu Susu looked at Wang Xuanbei with admiration and said affectionately.

Wang Xuanbei seemed to like this again. He nodded and chuckled, saying, "No problem. It's just canceling the engagement. It's not a difficult thing."

Qiu Susu naturally smiled happily, covering her mouth with her hands and talking and laughing. "Hey! Where did the cow come from?"

The waiter at the side suddenly spoke out of curiosity, only to see that the scalper had walked here at some point, walking slowly and leisurely, wagging its tail.

"It's strange. This yellow cow can't walk alone."

Zhang Kui started to laugh.

"How is that possible? There is clearly someone up there. Look carefully."

Wang Xuanbei took a closer look and then said with a smile.

Qiu Susu also looked up, her chest heaving as soon as she saw it.

"what happened?"

Wang Xuanbei noticed that Qiu Susu was acting strangely and asked with concern.

"That guy is so annoying. I really want to beat him up."

Qiu Susu said angrily with an angry look on her face.

"Senior sister, this is not good! We are strangers."

Zhang Kui also quickly advised.

Who knew that just as he said this, a red figure suddenly jumped out from the table.

The yellow cattle was leisurely eating some grass on the roadside. A red figure kept jumping before his eyes, and his eyes gradually turned red.

Moo!
The yellow cattle were also aroused by the red color. They raised their hooves and started running wildly with their horns raised.

Han Yu was suddenly awakened on the cow's back. He rubbed his eyes and sat up. Looking at the scenery rapidly receding in front of him, he turned back in fright.

"Step aside!"

Han Yu shouted to stop him, "Who did this idiot come from? He wants to wrestle with a bull. Aren't you afraid of being gored to death?"
Then, when I saw that festive red outfit, I immediately realized that it was his fault!

You're crazy! Why are you wearing such festive clothes?

It was too late to stop it, Qiu Susu drew her sword and ignored the bull's horns that were about to hit her chest.

Han Yu could only grab the bull's horns and force it to the side. Qiu Susu bumped into the charging bull and was knocked away in an instant.

Han Yu was not having a good time either. After the ox’s horns were forcibly pressed down, he and the ox fell off the cliff next to him...

"Senior sister, you seem to have killed someone."

The timid Zhang Kui ran to the edge of the cliff in panic, looked at the deep bottom of the cliff, swallowed, and said.

After Han Yu fell off the cliff, Qiu Susu finally regained her sanity, her face pale, "I...I didn't mean to do that."

"It fucking hurts!"

Han Yu climbed up from the bottom of the cliff, trembling with his hands on his waist. His bones were still buzzing, like the sound of fine steel being struck.

Looking at his feet again, the big yellow cow had fallen to a bloody mess and turned into a pool of rotten meat.

The bottom of the cliff is quiet, with bursts of insect chirping.

There are green trees all around, and the sunlight is blocked by the lush branches and leaves, making the view dim and hazy.

Han Yu followed the light and walked slowly towards the periphery. After walking for about half a quarter of an hour, the road ahead suddenly became clear and the sunlight made his eyes dizzy.

There is a stone platform in front of us. When we go forward, we can see terraced fields extending for several miles down the hillside below.

Han Yu suddenly realized that this should be Minzhou.

There is an old saying that goes, Quantai is so poor that only mountains are left, Yujin is just wilderness as far as the eye can see, and only Minzhou has mountains of grain.

This place has been the imperial granary since ancient times. It is said that 50% of the imperial granary's grain comes from here.

But what made Han Yu miserable was that he clearly wanted to take a shortcut, but ended up taking the official road; he didn't want to go into the city, but ended up taking a shortcut.

It was now impractical to climb back up again, and the only way was to go all the way down.

When he really stood at the gate of Minzhou City.

I was still hesitant in my heart, not knowing whether to go in or not.

I won’t be thrown out again!
(End of this chapter)